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>B i s m i l l a a h i r R a h m a a n i r R a h e e m > R a m a d a a n > >Surah Al Baqarah 2:185 > >"Ramadaan is the (month) in which was sent down the Qur'aan >as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and >judgement (between right and wrong) ...." > >[ >Alhamdu'lillaahi wa Kafaa, wa Salaamun 'alaa 'Ibaadihilladzeenastafaa >Assalaamu `Alaykum wa Rahmatullaahi wa Barakaatuhu > >Dear Brothers & Sisters, >I pray you are in strength of eemaan and in full gear ready to make a good start this Ramadaan, inshaa'Allaah. >Abu Hurairah (radhiallâhu ânhu) reported that the Messenger of Allah Sall Allahu alayhi wa sallam said: "Ramadaan has come to you - a blessed month. Allah has made obligatory upon you its fasting. In it, the gates of Heaven are open, the gates of the Hellfire are closed and the evil devils are chained. To Allah belongs a night in it, which is better than a thousand months. Whosoever is prevented from its good, then he has been deprived." (reported by Ahmad and An-Nasaa'ee. See Ahmad Shaakir's checking of the Musnad (no. 7148) and Saheeh At-Targheeb wat-Tarheeb of Al-Albaanee (1490) as well as Tamaam-ul-Mannah (395) >The hadeeth is a glad tiding to the righteous servants of Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala, of the coming of the blessed month of Ramadaan. The Prophet Sall Allahu alayhi wa sallam informed his companions of its coming and it was not just a simple relaying of news. Rather, his intent was to give them the glad tidings of a magnificent time of the year, so that the righteous people who are quick to do deeds can give it its due estimate. This is because the Prophet Sall Allahu alayhi wa sallam explained in it (the hadeeth) what Allah Ta'ala has prepared for His servants from the ways towards gaining forgiveness and His contentment and they are many ways. So whosoever has forgiveness escape from him during the month of Ramadaan, then he has been deprived with the utmost deprivation. >Being able to reach Ramadaan is a magnificent bounty in itself, bestowed upon the one who reaches it and rises to its occasion, by standing in prayer during its night and fasting during its day. In it, he returns to his Protector -- from disobeying Him to obeying Him, from neglecting Him to remembering Him, from remaining distant from Him to turning towards Him in submissive repentance. > >A Muslim must be conscious of this bounty and acknowledge its magnitude. For indeed, many people are prevented from fasting, either because they die before they reach it or because they are not capable of observing it or because they oppose and turn away from it. Thus, the one who fasts must give praise to his Lord for this bounty and should welcome this month with the joy and delight that a magnificent time of the year out of all the occasions for performing obedience is welcomed. He should exert himself deeply in doing good deeds. And he should invoke Allaah to grant him fasting and standing in night prayer and that He provide him with seriousness, enthusiasm, strength and energy in that month. And that He awaken him from heedless oversleeping so that he may take advantage of these virtuous times of good. (Excerpts from "The Approach of Ramadaan by Sheikh Abdullaah ibn Salih al-Fawzaan) > >However, there are questions we should ask ourselves as Ramadaan draws nears - questions such as, what does Ramadaan mean to us personally? What are our plans for this Ramadaan? How do we attain taqwaa and tazkiyah? >I have attached below some excellent advice by Ustaadz Ayub Hamid in answer to the above questions entitled: "Ramadaan: What does it mean to you?" "My Plans for this Ramadaan," and "Having Taqwaa, Attaining Tazkiyah" - inshaa'Allah, you will find them beneficial. >"Allahumma sal-limni li-ramadhaana wa-sal-lim ramadhaana li wa-sal-limhu li muta-qab-bala" > >"O Allah! Protect me (from such sicknesses, diseases, etc. that will prevent me from observing the fast of Ramadaan, make the month of Ramadhaan clear for me (let not the crescent be obscure in the beginning and end of Ramadaan for fear that a doubt may arise in the observance and omission of fasting) and save me from sins in the month of Ramadaan so that my acts of worship are accepted and not nullified." (Hayaatus Sahaabah Vol. 3 Pg. 275) > >May Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala make us from amongst those who are foremost in attaining good deeds. >Aameen. >Fi Amman Allah
~CHANDNI~
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Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Pakistani on, say, the streets of Karachi (or elsewhere)?
Have a nice day! * Achcha din lo!
What's up? *Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! * Mera bachcha mut banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? * Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! * Thandaa aadmi!
Don't mess with me, * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, .
Check this out, man! * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
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25 Rules for Life [ A way to a happy life ] 1. Start off each day with a prayer. 2. Put God first in your life. 3. Broaden your horizons-learn a new language, travel. 4. Pray. 5. If someone says something mean to you, just shrug it off and dismiss it in a friendly, laidback manner. They will probably get the message that they're not pissing you off and they will stop. 6. When you get angry, count to ten. 7. Remember that you can never have too many friends. 8. When you're happy, try to share your happiness with others. 9. When something bad or embarrassing happens to you, just think of your life as a great big sitcom and have a good, healthy laugh about it. 10. Do something wacky and crazy once in a while, like sing karaoke. Sometimes acting like a complete fool can be good for you. 11. Never stop believing that you can find someone who will love you. 12. Meditate. 13. Always love everyone in your life unconditionally. That way, even if they reject that love and hate you, they may look back on their lives in the future and remember that there was someone who cared about them no matter what. 14. Find healthy ways to express yourself. 15. Every now and then, do some kid's thing like finger-painting, papier-mache, or scootering. Don't be afraid to ask your inner child to come out and play. 16. Pray for blessing to come to your enemies. It might sound crazy, but the results are amazing. 17. Hug your parents. 18. Laugh at corny jokes just for the heck of it. 19. Forgive. 20. Dance to your favourite song when nobody's watching. 21. When people criticize your creativity or individuality, remember that the same stuff happened to Albert Einstein, Dr. Seuss, and Colonel Sanders. 22. Read your holy book. 23. Don't let popularity go to your head. 24. Never look down on anybody.
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What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Some movie titles:
** Munna Bhi MCSA ** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho ** Love in mIRC ** Tere Nick ** ID Mil Gaya ** Chat To Kero ** Ek Programmer Thi ** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai ** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe ** Network Ke Us Paar ** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai ** Aao Chat Kare ** C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge ** Programmer No.1 ** Mera Naam Developer ** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein ** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal ** Tera Code Chal Gaya ** Har Din Jo Mail Karega ** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi ** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai ** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..! ** Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari ** Login Karo Sajana ** Naukar PC Ka ** 1942 -- A Bug Story ** Kaho Na Virus Hai ** Crash Se Crash Tak ** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai ** Shaheed Hacker Singh ** Password De Ke Dekho ** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi ** Mr. Network Lal ** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna ** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani ** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha ** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi ** Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!
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Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon Student: The brain is a wonder full thing Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
TEACHER : What is an island ? Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. TEACHER :On one side ? Pupil : Yes, on top !
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
TEACHER : What shape is the world in? Pupil : Rotten !
TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !
TEACHER :What's you name ? Class : Ravi TEACHER : You should say "Sir" Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !
TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil : Life imprisonment !
TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !
TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil :There it is TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ? Pupil : I did !
Pupil : I wished we lived in the olden days TEACHER : Why is that ?
TEACHER :What kind of birds do you find in captivity? Pupil : Jailbirds !
TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil :Mice TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil : Twins !
TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
TEACHER :: I despair, Ravi, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ? Pupil : Because I always get here early sir !
TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ? Pupil : Teach it some manners !
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may nay jok sonya hya na ise liyee hanse rahy hayn yah log
Jis Waqt Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga, eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga, phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay, phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga
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Jis Waqt Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga, eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga, phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay, phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga
