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Topic: YAh MeRy DILL ki mahfill hay

~CHANDNI~

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THANX YAS
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: Happy Birthday Wol

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Someone is Praying

For You !
SUHAIL BHAI



When you feel down,
and your world seems blue;
Remember,
someone is praying for you;


When the sun seems to dim,
and the day feels untrue;
Remember,
someone is praying for you;


Those hands that come together
in love and care;
Maybe small, smooth, or wrinkled,
but remember they are there;


Each day that's not full of sunshine,
but maybe dread and fear;
Someone is praying
for those they hold dear;


So at night
when you lay your head down for weary rest;
Humble your heart
and pray for those you love best

Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: Happy Birthday Wol

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ha ha ha
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: *>*<*8TH OCT.....WOL’s DAY*>*<*

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per mery aty hi chaly gay
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: D3SI SQUAD "UPDATED"

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ary   kiya karnay lagy ho boos evil
i mean yas devil
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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TeenTracker said:

good morning kasia raha week end


i spend a terrific week end during last 3 years of my life. sara din so kar guzara aur sham ko khul kar maza kia



mera   week end   ....hameysha ki trah acha hi gozra ham bhi sarta din soty hayn or sary rate ghomty hyan
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: ~Jb’s Public Skool~

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KIYA ho raha   hay bacha log
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: is it ever too late?

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~Fragi~ said:

late .,...



late mein hee kiyoon hoya


koi aur kiyoon na late hoya


mera kiya kasoor tha


lolz

mujhe kiyoon mili itnee saza

Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: Guess Who???

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yah    i know she is our sweet sweet sharry


but sharry half pic kiyon
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: D3SI SQUAD "UPDATED"

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SALL said:

and wot if iss farishte ko sehri jagane k kaam pe laga dein hum

farishte to hum bhi hein par
hamara munna sha aik farishta hai na abhi
iss liye hum nahi kar sakte yeh kaam




so sweet
how old this littelangel
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: D3SI SQUAD "UPDATED"

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¥Á§-D said:

mujh par pabandi nahin lagegi, mein us month mein Angel banjaoonga





ary koi acha kam bhi karro na dear
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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kiya hoa jee    good morrning frind
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: Happy Birthday Wol

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¥Á§-D said:

same here bro...so how old r u now

yas    ha ha ha
yah hoy na bate
bolo bhiya bolo
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: Happy & Congrats ALL

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AMITABbachan KI bhi 10october ko manay gay hy birth day
Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: OCT N JB

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Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: !! Sabz Pari Kidnapped !!

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wah janubaby wah





Posted 11 Oct 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

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Abey Circuit,

Apun ek short story sunaega...............

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane.........judwaa.

Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart,

bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain

usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi.... rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.

Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.....

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.

To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath

hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.

Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.

Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.

Pati salla bechara garibmanus.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.

Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar leta hai aur

AC khareed leta hai........

Ab Julie car khareedti hai.

Suliebhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya,

baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....

Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera

natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai kya, yeda

samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala jaata hai.

Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed

leti hai......

To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.

Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab,seat

gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!

Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai...........

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti

hai??


* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *




* * * Abe soch...... * * *


* * * Arre Bhendee soch...... * * *


* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? * * *


* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *


* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *






" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."


ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya ?,

aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab kiya hai.
Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ka bheja kharab kar.
par apun ka nahi............samja kya.........!!!.
,
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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: HusBanD

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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: JB Ki Rani aka SOFFI "12,000"

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Are u in love?

My Dear Friend,
Are you in Love with someone?
Here are a few lines for you..............
This poetry is translated from Korean

When you are together with her, you pretend to ignore her.
But when she is not around, you might look around to find her.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to her.
Then, you are in love with her.

Although she was supposed to have called you long back, to
let you know of her safe arrival, your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love with her.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
her than other many long e-mails, you are in love with her.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
messages in your answering machine because of one message
from her, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of her. Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "She is just a
friend", but you realize that you can not avoid her special
attraction. At that moment, you are in love with her.

While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in
your mind, then u are in love with her.
Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: JB Ki Rani aka SOFFI "12,000"

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lolzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: APA JI

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Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri apni wedding anniversary mana rahe they.

Tab Laloo ne Rabri se poocha "Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek
baat poochat hu, sach sach batana humko...tum itne saalon mein, humre
saath kitne baar unphaithful hui hai re?"

Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge. Toh Laloo bola, "Nahi humri baby, hum apne nau bacchhon ka kasam khaata hoo, gussa nahin na karoonga."

Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.

"Accha , kab kab? Humko thoda detailysva do."

Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha,
toh hum uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din
Bank ne Humko extensionva diya."

Laloo bola "Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni
family ko bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra?"

Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko
surgery ki zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur
sasure ne aapka operation free me kar diya.

Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, oo toh tumne humri jaan bachane
ke liye kiya".. Aur teesra"?

Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek baar party ka President banne
ke liye 174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"


Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: Pari ager ADMIN hoti,,,to kaisa hota???

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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: D3SI SQUAD "UPDATED"

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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: ONCE YOU FALL IN, YOU CAN’T COME OUT

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kiya ho   jee
Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: YAh MeRy DILL ki mahfill hay

~CHANDNI~

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Most people walk in and out of your life,21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for
tears if your friend is good.

.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..

.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: YAh MeRy DILL ki mahfill hay

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Posted 10 Oct 2004

Topic: Ðë§ï §qüäd Kä У§Ï Dhabba

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Posted 10 Oct 2004
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