~Fragi~ said:

hanji .... acha i will post ma pic soo soon na

jaldi

*janubabe said:

han to shadi ki kia kia news mili hai ab tak

SHADI KARKAY PHASS GAY YARE ACHI KHASI THI KANWAERY.

NAHI PARHAN HAMY NAHOI PAR HANA KAR LO TUMHAY HAY JO KAR NA

SALL said:

ufff,, yeh innnaaaaaaaa bara int
hae Allah ji hum famous ho gae hein



real name:
Aïsha

d/o/b/y/day/time
22/05 at 5am friday (2murgay azan de rahe the i remember,, aur meri awaz sunn k chup ho gae)

Zodiac sign
Gemini

how many sis n bros r u...n ur nomber?
2 younger bros,,, ME,, my elder sis


Hobbies,
Reading,, art,, music,, passign time with those i love the most

color,
green, yellow, black, orange, turquoise, blue, white

good habbit
itttnnniiiiiiiiiiiii dher,,,   kdn
hmm.. dont know

worst habbit
cant forget :)

game
chess,,

sportsman
i dont watches matches wagera on tv,, iss liye sportsmen ka bhi nah pata

food
khana ho aur dherrrrr sa ho,, hhehehee
hmm,, anything which tasts good and different,, hmm daal chawal,, kofte,,

place
my fav coutry ??       well i want to visit mongolia

song
dherr se hein,,, hmmm
ae dil e nadan
lagi tum se mann ki lagan
ranjhan ang lagay hai
.........
(baki yaad nahi abhi)

movie
hmmm,, english patient.. dance with wolves.. born on july 4th (something like that)
KKHH.. Guide,, pyasa, sahab bibi aur ghulam

drama
hmm,, bohot kam dekhe hein,,
dhoop kinare,, karb,, ghulam gardish

actor,, actress
hum khud kisssi se kam hein kyaa

flower
white lillies,, white roses,,

singer
meri aaaaaaaawaazzzzz hi pehchaaann haaaaaaiii
hooooooooo,, aaa haaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
gar yaad rahe


compatiable star
matlab ??
i dont belive in stars,, kuch sahi hota bhi hai but u dont choose ur date of birth so it seems stupid to believe in it

host
????       kahe ka host ??

perfume
armani white,, romance of ralph,, tommy girl

friend
my sall     and me offcourse
but it s said Allah miyan sab se ache dost hne chaiye :)

asset
?¿

fav.jb's member n why?
nahhh,,, larai ho jae gi sab mei,, hehheheee

clothes
trousers, jeans most of the time,,
kurta,, and yeah saree par kabhi pehni nahi

drink
nahi na,, mujhe shalam aati hai

weather
spring or autumn

teacher
errrrrrrrghhhhhh.. u must b kdn yarr
ohh hann my maths teacher in colllege,, he was sooooooo handsome aik dammmm,, uff bass ab kya bata'ain


novel / book / writer
93 of V. Hugo
raakh of Tarar
andaata by K. Chandar
ya khuda by Q.U Shahab
baki zehn mei nahi,,, but the list is quite long

animal
uffff,,, i loovve wild animals
girrrafe,, i d love to hve one
panther,, and a koala


fruit
peach,, melon,, tarbooooooozzzzz, cherries

biggest strenght
ahannnn
my faith i think..

fav.personality
hmmm,, pata nahi yar,, but must b a writer or poet
probably a leader

fav.channel
i dont watch tv

memorable moment
shhhhhh..

worst moment
hmm,, batane ka nahi na

embarrassing moment
haaaaaa,, hehehehehee..
konsa wala bataaauuu,,

ur complexion
dark,,,, spec these days

height without heal
5'6

fav relation
o well,,, koi bhi relation important nahi jab tak pyar respect aur understanding na ho
aur yeh sab hai to har relation acha hai :)

fav jewelery
hmm, necklace,, but i rarely wear jewlerry

fav.make-up
maskara
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Do u celeberate birthday?
umm,, just fam members

ur weakness?
sab ko bata k marna hai kya

ur Aim?
secret

R u materilistic?
no,, life could b better with all these luxuries but nahi yarr,, wot wd i do with my million dollars villa if im all alone in this world and my loved ones r not with me

current crush if any?
hmmmmmmm.. infineon tech france's directors' son,, sala boht line marta hai
hahahaahahahahahhaaa.... hehhehee
oayy mazak haii,,, sall ko nahi batana

when do u enjoy a lot?
being with my sall n my meenu

ur pastime?
hobbies bola to hai yarrrr..

R u religious?
dont know,,

R u engaged?
nahi

how do u get angry?
obviously yar,, insaan hu.. but i dont let it feel

R u short-tempered
NO

What do u say about "Love"
there s nothing to say abt love,,, live it and u ll find out ;)

Ur dream lover is?
ehemm,, JO K HARRR WAKT APNE BIZ TOURS MEI NA GHAN CHAKKAR BANA RAHE
koi sunnn raha hai kyaaa..

School's life any memorable mo?
hmmmm...
describe ur self in only 3 words?
CHOR NA REYYYYYY..
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best Invention.
by me ???

kab afsos hota hai?
abhi ho raha hai,, itna time waste karwa diya naaaa

kdn
all the time when i think abt those who lie non stoppppp,, and hurt others,,

kab pareshani hotee hai?
kabhi nahi,,, coz pareshani sifr shewani mei hoti hai and i dont wear such things

kiya aap shakki hain?
hmmm,, i dont think so,, well sometimes

koi aik wish jes ke poora hona ki khuahish hai?
OOO YES !!!

zindagi main kes chez ki kami mehsoos hotee hai?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

kami hai to but Insha Allah temporary hai, so it s ok :)

pehli mulaqat main shakhsiyat ki kes chez ka jayeza letee hain?
saafai

kiya first impression waqyee last bhi hota hai?
well,, not alway

how did u come to jb?
yahoo search,,, i think i was looking for some info abt idhee

aapki jasoosi per kesee ko mamoor kiya jaye tu kiya enkeshaaf hoga?
nothing spec,, jasoos k baare mei yeh inkshaf hoga k woh aik tree pe ulta tanga hua hai


apney barey main aik jumla jo sunnay ki khuahish hai?
.................................

kin logo se baar baar milney ka dil chahta hai?
koi nahi..

pasandida sher ?    n poet?
sher pata nahi,, but poets
ghalib, faiz, baki yaad nahi abhi

Did u enjoy this interview?
NO

and U ??

LOLZ    SALL MARRIED HOGAY PER      IBHI TAK engaged NAHI HOYEE    

MARRIAM WAHEED

kiya hoa sana

A young second generation Indian in the US, is explaining the significance of Diwali to his younger brother. This is how he would go about it...

             So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so, he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.

            But DUDE, the forest was reeeeal scarysh*t... really man...they had monkeys and devils and sh*t like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows...so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Lakshman, pissed... And you DONt piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him. So anyways, you dont mess with gods. SO, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.

           Dude, dont ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... so, Ram, Laksh. and their monkeys whip this gangstas ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their times up in the forest and anyways .. it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or sh*t like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didnt have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldnt take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and sh*t...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also ... so it was pretty cooool ... you know with all those fireworks, really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks.. and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks...you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know.

And, so dude, THAT was how, like, this festival started. Cool! Diwali rocks,

Indians : A Green Card holder bachelor:

In India ...
The guy cant speak Hindi, parents of good Looking girls are
dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.

Outside India. . . .
the guy cant speak English, wears jacket all the time,
works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Software Engineer:

In India -
A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.

Outside India -
The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says This is my last year in the US (or wherever) every year

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Desi Engineer:

In India -
A person with a respectable job and earning lots.

Outside India -
A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Father:

In India -
A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.

Outside India -
A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.?


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Daughter:

In India -
A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.

Outside India -
A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Son:

In India -
A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.

Outside India -
A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Wife:

In India -

A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.

Outside India -

A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Husband:

In India -

A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and
siblings.

Outside India -

Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Mother-in law:

In India -
A women capable of making your life miserable.

Outside India -
A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?

*janubabe said:

apa apa pukaray meray geet ray meeray geet

   may    agy hon   and waitind   for rajaz order

~Fragi~ said:

yeh jo koi ager command follow na karey tu do tell me .. i ll punish him/her na   

ok ok   bhiya   poch rahy hon na kiya karna hay

friend_16 said:

app!! abhe taak app nay devdas ki shaan main 10 sentences nahi bolay .. app ko punishment mill jaiy gee .. jaldee karein..

oh sorry   
poer abb akk bate bata do plz kay   sentense
devdass ki sahan
may bolon
kay raja jee kii

* bottles
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They are there for those who don t drink.

wafa   kahann ho

.Dress code 4 a party---BLACK TIES ONLY.

Banta goes for the party & is surprised 2 c that the other guests r wearing SUITS also!

hhhh

Study



Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?

He wanted a higher education !
...

Queen Victoria said:

JB ki Rani said:

Tere Naam Hum Ne Kiya Hai
Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Ho Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Tere Naam
La La La
Tere Naam
La La La La
Tere Naam Hum Ne Kiya Hai Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Ho Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Pyaar Bahut Karte Hai Tumse Ishq Hai Tu Humara Sanam
Ho Ishq Hai Tu Humara Sanam

Tere Ishq Ne Saathiya Tera Haal Kya Kardiya
Tere Ishq Ne Saathiya Tera Haal Kya Kardiya
Gulshan Bhi To Ab Veerana Lagta Hai
Har Aapna Hum Ko Begana Lagta Hai
Hum Teri Yaadon Mein Khoye Rehte Hai
Log Hume Pagal Deewana Kehte Hai
Tere Bina Tere Bina
Tere Bina Naamumkin Hai Zindagi Ka Guzara Sanam
Ho Zindagi Ka Guzara Sanam

Lagi Chote Na Lagi Chote Na Lagi Chote Na
Ishq Ka Dhaga Tote Na
Lagi Chote Na Lagi Chote Na Lagi Chote Na
Ishq Ka Dhaga Tote Na
Tere Ishq Ne Saathiya Tera Haal Kya Kardiya

Naino Se Behte Ashqo Ke Dharo Mein
Humne Tujhko Dekha Chand Sitaro Mein
Virhaki Agni Mein Pal Pal Tapti Hai
Ab To Sasein Teri Mala Japti Hai
Tere Liye Tere Liye
Tere Liye Is Duniya Ka Har Sitam Hai Gawara Sanam
Ho Har Sitam Hai Gawara Sanam
Tere Naam Hum Ne Kiya Hai Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Ho Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam .

oh sara jeeven hi zaaya kar diya

   LOLZ   akk bare zaya kar kay dekho kitna maza ata   hay

RAM TERY GANGA MALYY

MAY YAH HON

Check Mail...

A blonde goes out to her mailbox, looks in, closes the door
and goes back into her house.
A few minutes later she comes out, goes to her mailbox,
looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house.

She repeats this process several times before a neighbor
who has been witnessing this series of events says to her;
"You must be expecting a very important letter or package today."

The blonde answers; "No, I'm working on my computer and it
keeps telling me that I have mail."

jail



Police:[to robber]Are you not ashamed?You come to jail so often?

Robber:[to police]Why should I be sir.You also come here everyday..

Check Mail...

A blonde goes out to her mailbox, looks in, closes the door
and goes back into her house.
A few minutes later she comes out, goes to her mailbox,
looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house.

She repeats this process several times before a neighbor
who has been witnessing this series of events says to her;
"You must be expecting a very important letter or package today."

The blonde answers; "No, I'm working on my computer and it
keeps telling me that I have mail."

OH CHORRY   PAKRY GAY

OO Chori pukri gai!!

Salma came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his
morning tea and slapped him on the back of the head. "I
found a piece of paper in your pant pocket with the name
'Zarina' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better
have an explanation."
"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when
I was at the horse track? That was the name of the horse I bet on."
The next morning, she snuck up on him and smacked him again.
"What was that for?" he complained.
"Your horse called last night."

WAOO SUPPER

How do you know?

Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif goes to Washington for a meeting with
Bill Clinton. After dinner, Bill says to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif:
"Well Sharif , I don't know what you think of the members of your
Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant."

"How do you know?" asks Sharif

"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They all have to take special
tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second". He calls
Madeleine Albright over and says to her "Tell me Madeleine, who is
the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother
and is not your sister?"

"Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says Madeleine, "it is me!"

"Well done Madeleine", says Clinton and our Sharif is very
impressed.

He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence
of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in Sartaj Aziz and says:
"Sartaj Aziz , tell me, who is the child of your father and of your
mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? "

Sartaj Aziz thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I
think about it a bit further Mr. Prime Minister ? May I let you
know tomorrow? "

"Of course", says Sharif, "you've got 24 hours."

Sartaj Aziz goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet
Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows
the answer. Twenty hours later, Sartaj Aziz is very worried - still
no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Sartaj Aziz says "I'll
ask George Fernandez, he's clever, he'll know the answer." He calls
Fernandez.

"George ", he says, "tell me who is the child of your father
and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Very simple", says George, "it's me!"

"Of course" says Sartaj Aziz and rings Sharif.
"Mr. Prime Minister ", says Sartaj Aziz , "I've got the answer: it's
George
Fernandez".

"No, you idiot", says Sharif, "it's Madeleine Albright".

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Hello, I am very horney

Woman had a female parrot. Parrot kept saying, 'Hello, I am very horney. Do you want to have some fun?'
Woman was frantic. Went to pastor to find a solution to the problem.
Pastor said, 'Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her.'
Woman brought the parrot and put her into the cage. She squawked, 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?'
One male parrot looked at the other one and said, 'Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered.'