Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that
he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he
knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too."
Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"
Fellow 1 : "A judge told him."

Bill Gates died in a car accident.

He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God .
. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world and yet you
created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do
something I've never done before.
In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you
want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the
difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine,
but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to
leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill
went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach
with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful
women running around, playing in the water, laughing,
and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was perfect.
Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God,
"If this is
Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" “Fine," said God
and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the
clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and
singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill
thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine,"
retorted God, "as
you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell .
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to
see how he was doing in Hell. When God looked down
into Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.Bill
responded-his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I
expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the
beautiful women playing in the water?"God said, "That
was the screen saver."

SALL said:

me nahi bolti kisssiiii se...

saaabbbbb k sab bhool gae mujhhheee




JB ka aisa hashar karu gi k,,,,
kkk

kk ..


   



k...

barson tak yaad kiya jae ga humein







hooo hahahahahaaa..
muuuaa hhahahah ahahhahaaaaa




hmmm roe koi na plz,,,
I LL B BACK

sall asa kaisy ho sakta hay bhala ok ....abb muskora do na

Dump your girlfriend, Go for a cup of coffee instead.....

           A cup of Coffee never talks back at you
           A cup of Coffee looks good even in the mornings
           You'll never fall asleep after having a cup of coffee
       Warming a cup of Coffee takes less efforts
           Warming cup of Coffee is also much less cheaper
           A cup of Coffee is out of your system by next morning
           You can take even a black coffee to meet your parents
           You can make a cup of Coffee as sweet as you want

Coffee tastes good even when it is absolutely cold
Coffee strains are easier to remove
Coffee is invariably ready in fifteen minutes or less
Coffee does not mind being grounded any time
You can easily reject a horrible cup of coffee

        Coffee does not occupy half of your bed
        Police does not question you for loitering with Coffee
        You can easily order fresh Coffee
        Your cup of Coffee does not get jealous of another cup
      No matter how much your IQ, you can always get coffee
        If you put chocolate in Coffee, it does not put on weight
        All can love coffee at the same time
        Coffee shall not take you to courts

Rent for Apartment



A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your         &n bsp;         &n bsp; apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the         &nb sp;         &nb sp; apartment, I was under the impression that:
    1. It had never been occupied;
    2. There was plenty of heat;
    3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
        Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that        it was entirely too large."
           Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
       "Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain        unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.        Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough        furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

raheem

YAS DEVIL said:

cutefriend mein marne wala hoon
marne wala nahin
soffi, u wana have the same dream its fun
javad, mein sota rehta hoon, kyonke aur koi kaam nahin

oppps   no way   yas

JB Ka Raja said:

friend_16 said:

oh ... raniiiiii .. bachoon ko ulta sabaq parha raheen hain app!! .. bachoon ki chute say pehlay main app ki chutee ker doon gee..

lo awain hi ....

raja jee dekho .... fi6 kiya kah rahy hay

friend_16 said:

oh ... raniiiiii .. bachoon ko ulta sabaq parha raheen hain app!! .. bachoon ki chute say pehlay main app ki chutee ker doon gee..

     app to ase na thy

Jub se tu aaye meri zindagi main
Her lamha teri chaah hai
Her pal ko teri hi aarzoo hai
Her dharkan main teri hi yaad hai
Aur her zarrre ko teri pyaas hai

Guzri thi kuch is tarah se zindagi yeh tere qabal
Jaise isko teri hi, tere pyar ki, tere justajoo ki talaash hai

Aur ab to yeh aaalam hai mere hum-nasheen
Ke tu nahi to duniya main kuch bhi nahi
sonch kar bhi tujhe na haseel karne ka gumaan
Is dil ko dharakne ki aaarzoo bhi nahi..................

Hasti aaankhain, hastaaa chehra
Ek mujboor bahana hai
Chaand me such mouch, noor kahan hai
Chaand to ek viraana hai
Mujhko tanha chor ne waale
Tu na tanha rah jaye
Jis pe tujh ko naaz hai itna
Uska naaam zamana hai

*janubabe said:

good
apa dekho na cf maza ura raha hai mere ghazal ka

   cf    yah  & nbsp;thik nahi hay

kiya bachi ki jan lo gay

Queen Victoria said:

oye soffi aankh kis komari hai

opps      sorry
par kisre ko lagy lagy to zore say
   to
nahi lagi

shahrukh khan said:

major ram prashad sharma on secret mission where is miss chandani Chand mera dil chandani ho tum

mon   may ?
Yeh ladki jawani main, jawani se, jawano ko tarpaye gi
Aankhon se karegi qatal, aur labon se muskaraye gi


woh may hi hon

Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale
mai ne dekhe hain kai rang badalane vaale ........
Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par
tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale...
Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon
aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale ......
Aakhrii daur pe salaam-e-dil-e-muztar le lo
phir naa lautenge shab-e-hijr pe ronevaale

app   ko   dekh kay   khoish
ho rahy hon

Aisa lagta hai zindagi....
tum ho Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon...
Aasmaanon-ki chandni tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baaki.........
justajoo meri aakhri tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!........
Kis zamaane ke aadmi tum ho?

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala




   milly gye milly gye zarror milly
gye    

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain

Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain

kon hay jo isheq   ka bimar nahi hay
   

Mere Dil Main Koi Aawaz Ubhar Aati hai
Tere Hi Baal Bikhar Jaata Hain Diwaron Pe
Teri Hi Shakal Kitabon Main Nazar Aati Hai

JB Ka Raja said:

JB ka Raja ..he is the hero....

Is k samnay saray hain Zero

   or jb ki rani   herroiny
hay na raja

dost dost na raha
piyar piyar na traha zindagy hamy tera intzar n arah..





kahan
thay '



agy hamery yad   ... jhooty