Relationship Between Office & Bollywood Films
Pentium IV and Pentium III : Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan.

For an Employee who signs a Bond : Bandhan.

For an Employee who works Sincerely : Dil Se.

For an Employee who is ready to leave his Job : Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.

A Project having two Project Leader : Ek Phool Do Mali.

An Employee without Accommodation : Pardesi Babu.

Super User Pa**word : Gupt.

An Employee who is in Company for more than Three Years : Amar Prem.

Bill Gates : Hum Se Badhkar Kaun.

An Employee on Probation : Paying Guest.

Ctrl + Alt + Del : Aakhri Raasta.

An Employee who frequently changes the Company : Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi.

Backup : Jagte Raho.

Dos & Windows : Do Raaste.

Internet : Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein.

Opertator v/s Compter - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi.

Windows 2000 : Bade Dilwala.

Server : Godfather.

Interview : Muquabla.

A System infected by Virus : Pyar To Hona Hi Tha.

Anti Virus Kit : Soldier.

System without RAM : Kora Kagaz.

A System which frequently requires Bootable Disk : Sharabi.

ok   may jaty ho ager app kahty ho to

cutefriend said:

soffi ap ne aj kiya banya hai ?

may nay ajj kise   ko ollo banaya hay

Desi Broken English Dialogues
"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"
"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)
"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)
"Why aren't you kneel downing?"
If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)
Meet me behind the cla** (meant after the cla**).
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
Maro saale ko: Hit the brother in law.
It's so hot! Please on the fan no.
"Don't talk like that in front of my back"
Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable'"!!!
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
He/she's my co-brother/sister! ...

SALL said:

kacha nahi kuch bhi
pakkka nahi,,
kuch bhi hota hai jo
kuch bhi sab khel haiiii..

it s magiccc !!!



it s magic !!!!!

r u ready to fly ?¿




tan tan tanaaa,,, tan taaa tan ta na naaa !!!!

   koool topic sall

Ishtoopid_adiii said:

I am A DISCO DANCER........

HAI I am A DISCO DANCER.....

adiiii with his dance

jani bhiya   yah kiya app hamy bhool gay

*janubabe said:

1 pepsi to pelao soffia

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lo   jee piyo   tay khosh rahwooo

mery avtar   nahi achay lagy kise ko

dost dost na raha piyar piyar na raha zingy hamy tera itbar na raha ......adiii mane jao nahi too may      ,,,,kiya karlo gye? bhool gay

order order order may .hom jb ki rani app sab ko app kay thany may hi   ahm ahm ... sall aoo ham girl mill jaty han or larko ko maza bataty hayn

mera nahi

lo   ham app ka dill jor daty hay

First Day Coffee
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.
He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

First Day Coffee
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.
He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."