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Topic: TOP SCORERS: January to June 2004

~CHANDNI~

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time pa**ing movez hayn yah sab hi koi achi kase nahi hay
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: JB’s jokes

~CHANDNI~

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No Woman No Cry!
Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place never to return.
A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

Firstfloor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids.
"The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.

Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,and are extremely good looking."
Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.
" Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they go.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said,
"This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye."
!.
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: GOL GAPY WALA

~CHANDNI~

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javad said:

okk

acha khata pani peyoo gi


may piyon gye na
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: JB’s jokes

~CHANDNI~

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Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: Who is the no 1 Member of JB .

~CHANDNI~

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me fine sis
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: lets play JB antakshirii

~CHANDNI~

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javad said:

hi friends

jb par koi esaa topic nahi thaa
so abb antakshiri kheltay hain

javad its 4 u



This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! ..
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

~CHANDNI~

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once   more Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! .
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: Congrats Soffia on 8000!!!!

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adiiiiiiii
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! .
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

~CHANDNI~

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SMS of the day Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. .
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: Congrats Soffia on 8000!!!!

~CHANDNI~

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nahi hansay?
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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janubabi kaise ho sis
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: Rani ..Joji ... Cutegal ... flawless ..??

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yes i misss all my frindz
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: WoL BhIyA HyEn NaAa

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to mery chor may tery rani to akk chor may tery rani
chal pary may sath tery sary donya ko bhola kay
to akk choore may tery rani
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: DRUNKIN HIDEOUT

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Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

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mare   khay ga mogh say
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: ~ ! ! Mein Beemar Hooooooon ! ! ~

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Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: need action.

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Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: ~*~May Ho Na ~*~

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dosselpoh said:

May_ho_na said:

Hello Members!
I am New Here My name Is Muhammad Ahmed and i am 14 year old i think i am smallest member and i am student of cla** 9 and i am also hafiz ol Quran and i want that u ask me Questions



i thought ....." main ho na" movie kay baray main topic ha:P

welcome admed......have fun......
hello joji bhiya kaisy ho i miss u kahn ho na koi mail na koi pm.....my london aky wapis agy sochty rahy bhai ka koi pata hota to mill hi jaty
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: ~ ! ! Mein Beemar Hooooooon ! ! ~

~CHANDNI~

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oh my GOD kiddo bhiya kiya ho gya
Posted 06 Jul 2004

Topic: imran, jamaima, alag raaste judaa ho gai

~CHANDNI~

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cute arsalan said:

sad na...

kiyon zindgy ki rah may majboor ho gay itny hoye kareeb kay ham dore ho gay...i mean imran and jimaima
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: share ur family with jb

~CHANDNI~

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thanx
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: why here @JB

~CHANDNI~

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wafa   kahan   ho




kiyon kise ko wafa kay badlay wafa nahi millty
kyon kise ko dowa kay badlay dowa nahi millty
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON IS...

~CHANDNI~

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lolz    ahm ahm ....
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: ONCE YOU FALL IN, YOU CAN’T COME OUT

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sharab chiz   hi asy hay na chory jayyyyyyyyyy
yah mery yare kay jasy hay na chooryy jayyyyy

har akk sha ko jahan may badlty dekha   hay mager yh wasy ki wasy hi na chory jay    
yah mery yare kay jesy hay na chory jay
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: aap kiss kay ladlay ho

~CHANDNI~

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mama papa   dono ki or shadi kay bad teeno ki lolzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: JB’z DRINKIN n SMOKIN "BAR"

~CHANDNI~

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mery   devda**   ko kise nay chore bana dala
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

~CHANDNI~

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JB''s Thief said:

Hmmm AB MAIN AAP KO KIA KAHOON

oh chore   tum moghy koch kah sakty ho bhala
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: i'm drunk twisted crunked so high i can fly

~CHANDNI~

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oh my GOD   drink kay sathsath chory bhi   oppps
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: ** JB Dance Floor **

~CHANDNI~

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may aoon kiya
Posted 05 Jul 2004

Topic: ~JB’s best Signature n Avatar~

~CHANDNI~

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Posted 05 Jul 2004
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