~CHANDNI~
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nahi jee hamery yahan ase love boht hoty hayn ...and i think merty dam tak dosray person ko pata nahi chalta hay ... yah may bhi sochty hon kay ya rab asa kiyon hota hay kay koi kise ko chahy or us kjo pata bhi na chaly
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Car Vs Computer
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour." Bill Gates continued, "Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." In response to all this goading, the GM chairman replied, "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?" Submitted by Anurag Kansal (),
Computer Terminology ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM - I Blame Microsoft WWW - World Wide Wait PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math NT - Network Tragedy DNS - Does Nothing Special WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System Submitted by sam 'anandhi' (), Bombay
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN ...
...You're writing a homework a**ignment, and get the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on the next line.
You try to sleep, and think ... "telnet xxx.dreams.heaven"
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When you look for your homework using: "grep homework /dev/backpack"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
~CHANDNI~
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Adventures of Jugnu Singh Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize. Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
Jugnu Singh & American Friend Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside, when the American said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where!?"
Jugnu from Punjab! Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab. Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part? Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly. !
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Drinking and Driving Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!" Santa responded immediately, "Thank you , your honour! I'll have a scotch and soda."
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sms of the day
SMS Sport! Why are all those people running? They are running a race to get a cup. Who will get the cup? The person who wins. Then why are all the others running?!!
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10 Humorous Definations! Women: Person who thinks more with their heart than with their head. Experience: What you will get while looking for something else. Zoo: A place advice for animals to study the habits of human beings. Adam: The only man in the world who couldn't say," Pardon me, haven't I seen you before?" Dentist: A person who extracts both your teeth and money. Bald: When one has less hair to comb and more face to wash. Death: Stop sinning suddenly. Neighbour: A person who is out of something. Smile: A small curve that solve big problems. Kitchen: Final laboratory of housewife.
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Remembering Daddy.. You were my hero Not like all the rest When it came to fathers You always were the best. You were a teacher Like none I've ever known Teaching that reaping comes From the seeds that are sown. You were my best pal My first real friend You remained that to me Until the very end. You were the man To all others I would compare You placed the stars in my eyes... My husband keeps them there
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