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Topic: 10 Commandments

~CHANDNI~

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Khobsurat
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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RApu   janiiiiii
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

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uuuuu r   my dillber jani
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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app nahi ayeee
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: Congratssssssssss

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heart_hacker said:










Roook ja oo RApu dewany dekhon to may zara larki hay yah hay jadoo   



CONGratzzzzz RApu tez gam
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

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shahrukh khan said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

(8) Dulhe Kai Saaliyoh, Oh Hare Duppatay Waliyoh (8)

<Sings Away!>



yeh shy wala emotion ajeeb sa hai



choni ankhon wala lolz
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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shahrukh khan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:




!!!~`~!!~`~!!~`~!!~`~!!~`~!!!

(Hum Aapke Hain Koun)

Tell me yare



Hum Aapke Hain Koun...
Hum Aapke Hain Koun...
Bechain Hai, Meri Nazar: Hai Pyar Ka, Kaisa Asar
Na Chup Raho: Itna Kaho
Hum Aapke...Aapke Hain Koun..!

Khud Ko Sanam: Roka Bada
Aakhir Mujhe: Kehna Pada
Khwabon Mein Tum: Aate Ho Kyon
Hum Aapke...Aapke Hain Koun..!

Bechain Hai - Meri Nazar: Hai Pyar Ka - Kaisa Asar
Hain Hosh Gum: Poocho Na Tum
Hum Aapke...Aapke Hain Koun..!

Kaise Kahun: Dil Ki Lagi
Chehra Mera: Padh Lo Kabhi
Yeh Sharam Ki: Surkhi Kahe
Hum Aapke...Aapke Hain Koun..!
Hum Aapke...Aapke Hain Koun..!




!!!~`~!!~`~!!~`~!!~`~!!~`~!!!


my sweeto





AWWWWWWWWW   ma sweeeto
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Miss mine said:

Hum Aapke Hain Kaun   
Bechain Hai, Meri Nazar   
Hai Pyar Ka, Kaisa Asar
Na Chup Raho, Itna Kaho
Hum Aapke, Aapke Hain Kaun





u r my nili ankhon wali palii se   mano bili


aur aap hamare dil may rehty hay
shabba khair



now   u r my sweet (ollo) jo sary raat jagty hay hamy bhi jagaty hay
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: Happy Birthday Taify

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Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: K&#079;n Paro k&#111;n Devdas k&#111;n Chandermokhi

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ishhhhhhhhhhh    rapu yah    Lmao   kiya hy   DEva   ry deva
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: K&#079;n Paro k&#111;n Devdas k&#111;n Chandermokhi

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Miss mine said:


missy is sweet rasmaaaaaalaiiii





AMMMM   yummmy hamy bhi khany hay
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: K&#079;n Paro k&#111;n Devdas k&#111;n Chandermokhi

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MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:






OLD man your paruuuuuu




Lmao Chandni!!



lolz abb yah old hay to paru bhi to old ho gy na
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: Killing Signatures....

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shahrukh khan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

shahrukh khan said:

kabhi kabhi jb ya topics dair sey khultey hain..why is that?? doosre forum ka check kiya woh tu jaldi khul gaya...aur kabhi tu aik forum dair lagata haii aur phir page hi nahi khulta






thtz Y v want no sigi


sig ka itna load nahi ho sakta...



then its Bcz of u motty lolz
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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ok u tell me app mery ho kon
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain
Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain
Jate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain
Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..
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Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi...
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Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
Mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki ...
Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki "
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke,

Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke,

Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,

Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke...




AWWWWW lovly
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum
Aap hamaray hain...
..............
................Best Friend....!




Mean   ham app kay dill may rahty hay
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: Killing Signatures....

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rapunzel said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

NAHi rapu forum ko dificult nahi karan more intresting karana hay SIgi chota ho jay ga no prob dekhna acha lagy ga



han sis magar sigi bilkul hi ghayab nhi hona chhaiye



nahi chota karyeen gay
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: Killing Signatures....

~CHANDNI~

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shahrukh khan said:

kabhi kabhi jb ya topics dair sey khultey hain..why is that?? doosre forum ka check kiya woh tu jaldi khul gaya...aur kabhi tu aik forum dair lagata haii aur phir page hi nahi khulta






thtz Y v want no sigi
Posted 24 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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@dear WOl ham app kay hay kon.
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

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rapunzel said:

Miss mine said:



RAPU > Nisha



who was nisha yaar



Rapu app nay sabak nahi yade kiya jani
jao ham nay bolty app say kal
    ham app kay hay kon 3 bar dekh kay anaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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MISS SCORPIO said:

Prem beauty salon gaya hai!!



prem mery pass hay
may jeet gay
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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rapunzel said:

koi nhi koi nhi ye cheating hai




lolz   kiya cheating hay yh to mossam ka jaodu hay

Thandi Thandi Purvaiya Mein   
Udti Hai Chunariya, Hey
Dhadke Mora Jiya Rama
Bali Hai Umariya   
Dil Pe, Nahin Kaabu,
Kaisa, Yeh Jaadu

Yeh Mausam Ka Jaadu Hai Mitwa
Na Ab Dil Pe Kaabu Hai Mitwa
Naina Jisme Kho Gaye
Deewane Se Ho Gaye
Nazara Woh Harsu Hai Mitwa
Yeh Mausam Ka Jaadu Hai Mitwa...   

Shehri Babu Ke Sang
Mem Gori Gori, Hey
Aise Lage Jaise
Chanda Ki Chakori

Phoolon Kaliyon Ki Bahaaren
Chanchal Yeh Hawaon Ki Pukaaren   

Humko Yeh Ishaaron Mein Kahen Hum
Thamke Yahan Ghadiyan Guzaaren   

Pehle Kabhi To Na Humse
Batiyate The Aise Phulwa   

Yeh Mausam Ka Jaadu Hai Mitwa...

Sachchi Sachchi Bolna
Bhed Na Chupaana, Hey
Kaun Dagar Se Aaye
Kaun Disha Hai Jaana

Inko Hum Le Ke Chale Hain
Apne Sang Apni Nagariya   

Hai Re Sang Anjaane Ka
Us Par Anjaan Dagariya

Phir Kaise Tum Door Itne
Sang Aa Gayee Mere Goriya

Yeh Mausam Ka Jaadu Hai Mitwa
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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premmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



   where   are u
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

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rapunzel said:

ap teeno meri sweeeeeeeet sis hain




   hay lov u alllllllll
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

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Lo Chali Main Apne Devar Ki Baaraat Le Ke
Lo Chali Main...
Na Band Baaja, Na Hi Baaraati, Khushiyon Ki Saugaat Le Ke
Lo Chali Main..!

Devar Dulha Banaa, Sar Pe Sehra Sajaa
Bhabhi Badhkar Aaj Balaiyan Leti Hai
Prem Ki Kaliyan Khile, Pal Pal Khushiyan Mile
Sachche Man Se Aaj Duayen Deti Hai
Ghode Pe Chadh Ke, Chala Hai Baanka, Apni Dulhan Se
Milne
Lo Chali Main..!

Wah - Wah Ramji, Jodi Kya Banai
Devar - Devraniji, Badhai Ho Badhai
Sab Rasmon Se Badi Hai Jag Mein
Dil Se Dil Ki Sagai..!

Aai Hai Shubh Ghadi, Aaj Bani Main Badi
Kal Tak Ghar Ki Bahu Thi Ab Hoon Jethani
Hukum Chalaungi Main, Aankh Dikhaungi Main
Sehmi Khadi Rahegi Meri Devrani
Hazaar Sapne, Palkon Mein Apne
Deewani Main Saath Le Ke
Lo Chali Main..!



lolz   all of u girl kon intrested hay mery dever may
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

Aap meri pyari behen hai Chandni.





    behna   oh behna   tery doli   may sajaon gyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy




lolz   abb yah na poch lyna   dedi app ka koi dever hay







Naa jane koun hoga woh pagal joh mera dil chura layeeeee!!





salaman khan mill jay too
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

Hum Aapke Hain Kaun   
Bechain Hai, Meri Nazar   
Hai Pyar Ka, Kaisa Asar
Na Chup Raho, Itna Kaho
Hum Aapke, Aapke Hain Kaun





u r my nili ankhon wali palii se   mano bili
Posted 23 Apr 2008

Topic: (Hum Aapke Hain Koun????)

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:


Omigod my fav film

me nisha me nisha

moonbeam

Aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa







u nisha





lolz   ham app kay hay kon



u nisha   ham to already app kay dill may rahty hay
Posted 23 Apr 2008
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