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Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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olldman said:

Chandni jee atte to hein na. Kabi nazaron se to nahi hattaate, Aapki tarah. Hansi aghai na ab.




   may   samghy nahi
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: ~~ Chalay jao ~~

~CHANDNI~

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(nili ANkhon)
Aankhon say behtay askq nahi
khoon-e-jigar rawani hai
   kuch teri bewafaii ki
   kuch wafa ki meri kahani hai

   
aankhon main jyoti nahi, tum samaye baithe ho
dil main dharkan nahi, tum ghar banaye baithe ho


ab bhi tu haseen hai, is baat say inkaar nahi
magar ab is dil ko tera intezaar nahi

    
machli paani main doob gaye
hum ishq main doob gaye
   usay to zindagi mili
   hum jeena hi bhool gaye
   

mujhko udaas dekh ker, zamany nay yeh sawal kiya
woh kaun hai zalim, jisnay tera yeh haal kiya
   maine kaha woh mohabbat hai, jo muri unkay saath hai
   woh nikli bewafa zalim, bus itni si baat hai
   

gaanay walay ko kaho, aaj is tarah gayain
her dil ko lagay chott, her aankh bhar aayain


kuch ker kay dikha dain, ki kaam bohot hain
is jahan main jeetnay walay muqaam bohot hain
   mukammal shakhs wahi jo duniya ko badal dalay
   roz marha mitnay walay naam bohot hain
   
   
tujhe dekhna chaahta hoon her pal
shayad tujhse bohot pyar karta hoon
   kal tak to tujhe jaanta bhi na tha
   aaj tera intezaar karta hoon


spiceally 4 MM




Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: yah topic tha QV app kay liye

~CHANDNI~

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hay kiya   bolty tooooo




aty hay kiya   9   12    ;


lolz   tab may free hoty hoon na
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: !!Mery swalon ka jawab dooo!!

~CHANDNI~

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pariyon ka    mala hay yah dill akila hay hay jhoon lo jhomnay kay din aye   ghoom lo ghomnay kay din ayee
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: FRIndz choose a new Avtar Name

~CHANDNI~

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Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai...."
yah hoty hoty to asa hota



Woh hoty to wesa hota



if   dono hoty to kaisa hotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: TV Commercials

~CHANDNI~

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BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


cOCAcola
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: Get ur Posts up!!!!

~CHANDNI~

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Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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ham to is liyai peetay hain, kai tumhai dekh sakein, tumhain bardaasht kar sakain. " Devdaas.........
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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-
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,

“I”m a bottle of wine!”

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat ***y smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai


Sorry if u don't like THEM
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: Phools

~CHANDNI~

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rapunzel said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

rapunzel said:

raat ki raani aur mootiya




same lik me i love thesez fragrensssssss


mery   ghar yah dono kafi ziyada lagy hay


may motiye kay gajery banaty hoon khod

wesy hamy Gobi ka phool bhi boht pasand hay


wow yar hamare ghar mein ye dono pooay jal gye is saal phr lagayen gay inshaAllah



gobhi bhi lagan
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: ~Anti rapu post

~CHANDNI~

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RApu jani
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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REHAn mean MOlana




lolz abb   molana ko sharabi bano gy Tobbah tobbha
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: CaN U cOmE OUT and PLay

~CHANDNI~

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wah   jeeee   very nice may nay samgha kal app   shekhupura   gay thy
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: ^^GET WELL SOON RAPU^^

~CHANDNI~

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flu   104 fever
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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RApu jani bato na kise ko   DEwdass   banay YAH   HH kahan hay
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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olldman said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

kal   wala   to nahi aya ajj new dhondty hay



Kis kal? wala. Mile to chanta gang malish!



lolz
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: Killing Signatures....

~CHANDNI~

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HMM YAH HI MASLA ATA HAY NEW VISITERZ KO POSt dhodty rah jatY hay

Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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rapunzel said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

chander mukhii: yoon mehfil sai uth kar jaana be-adbee hoatee hai
devdass Aur yoon mehfil mai mardoan kai saamnay naachna be-sharmee
Tum aurat ho Chandramukhi, Pehchaano apnai aap ko
Aurat maan hoatee hai, behan hoatee hai, Patnee hoatee hai, dost hoatee hai
Aur
Jab woh kuch nahee hoatee to Tawaif hoatee hai
Tum kuch aur ban saktee ho, Chandramukhee....




mujhe ye dialogs sun k hamehsa bohat ghusa ata hai Devdas mein badtameez itna acha tha tu shadi kar leta bechari se



HAY NA???
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: ^^GET WELL SOON RAPU^^

~CHANDNI~

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moghy bhi   ho ga   RApu
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: CaN U cOmE OUT and PLay

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aooooooooo   shehzadi ayee
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: CaN U cOmE OUT and PLay

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rapunzel said:






lol    nice kal kahan kahan gy   jahan say yah PHOto lay
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: CaN U cOmE OUT and PLay

~CHANDNI~

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Rehan M Din said:


vekhi jaa taur shehzadi di...





or   MOlana jesy   larkay   tooor &nb sp; dekhty dekhty hi pishawer tak pohnch jaty hay
Posted 22 Apr 2008

Topic: CaN U cOmE OUT and PLay

~CHANDNI~

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sanow naher waly pul ty bitha kay hory mahi kithyrah gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 21 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

chander mukhii: yoon mehfil sai uth kar jaana be-adbee hoatee hai
devdass Aur yoon mehfil mai mardoan kai saamnay naachna be-sharmee
Tum aurat ho Chandramukhi, Pehchaano apnai aap ko
Aurat maan hoatee hai, behan hoatee hai, Patnee hoatee hai, dost hoatee hai
Aur
Jab woh kuch nahee hoatee to Tawaif hoatee hai
Tum kuch aur ban saktee ho, Chandramukhee....


wah wah

Kya tawaif ka dil nahi hota
Kya usay mohabbat karnai ka koi adhikaar nahin hoata





Posted 21 Apr 2008

Topic: diLL may kiya hay ajj.?

~CHANDNI~

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derd Discooo
Posted 21 Apr 2008

Topic: CaN U cOmE OUT and PLay

~CHANDNI~

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lolz    achaa






chalo    then





shala   kheeer   howey 
 
Posted 21 Apr 2008

Topic: 49000 Posts... (Chandni Api)

~CHANDNI~

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~tasha~ said:



    




Thannnx   janiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted 21 Apr 2008

Topic: KOn Paro kon Devdas kon Chandermokhi

~CHANDNI~

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kon   bany ka   kon bany ga let me think
Posted 21 Apr 2008

Topic: Rupuuuuu

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kiya ho gya shah
Posted 21 Apr 2008
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