~CHANDNI~
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JUST 4 QUEEN V
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". ***********************************************
Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ***********************************************
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...? ***********************************************
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ***********************************************
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES....NO... *********************************************** Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ***********************************************
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion...... ....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" ***********************************************
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" ***********************************************
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... ***********************************************
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... ***********************************************
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ***********************************************
Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... ***********************************************
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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Pyar kiya nahin jata ho jata hai Dil diya nahin jata Kho jata hai
Payar kiya nahi jata ho jata hai
Pyar pe jor nahi koi, Neenden hazaro-n ne khoyee aaker dil ki baato-n men Lumbi lumbi raato-n men Premi jagte rahte hain Esiliye to kahte hain K Pyar kiya nahi jata ho jata hai Dil diya nahi jata kho jata hai
Dil ka bandhan aisa hai Hal na puchho kaisa hai Yaad tumhari aati hai Jaan humari jatti hao Aankh se aansoo bahte hain Esiliye to kahte hain
Pyar kiya nahin jata ho jata hai Dil diya nahi jata Kho jata hai,
~CHANDNI~
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/Mein Uski Shakal Ko Dil Se Utar Deta Houn, Kabhi Kabhi To Mein Khud Ko Bhi Mar Deta Houn, Mera Haq Hai K Mein Usse Thora Dukh Doun, Mein Chahat Bhi To Usse Be Shumar Deta Houn "/
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7838 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Suno Larki
Suno Larki ...... Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna Abhi Guriya Se Khelo Tum Tumhari Umar Hi Kya Hai Faqt Satra Baras Ki Ho Abhi Masoom Bachi Ho Nahin Maloom Abhi Tum Ko K Jab Yeh Ishq Hota Hai To Insaan Kitna Rota Hai Sitaray Toot Jatay Hain Saharay Choot Jatay Hain Abhi Tum Nay Nahin Dekha K Jab Sathi Bichartay Hain Tu Kitna Dard Milta Hai K Har Furqat K Mousam Main Hazaron Ghum Ubhartay Hain Hazaron Zakhm Khultay Hain Suno Larki Meri Mano.
