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Miss mine said:



   Moonbeam miss u   






miss u    2 3   4   5
6   7   much
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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achar   acha     hi



   ho     gyaaa aaaaaaaa   hy
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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nahi   2   batttyn hy
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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my     bhiiiiiii
Posted 23 Nov 2007

Topic: sweeto

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jani    kaisyyyyyy

 hooo
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...



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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession ......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "


The Girl Said : " NO . . "



Then . .





They Live . . .




Happy Ever After . . . ;->
Full Form Of SMS



S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .



Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo





Thora Aur





Thora sa Aur






Abay Sunta Nahi Hai


Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur






Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai





AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Love SMS
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Love Is Like Swallowing Hot Chocolate . . .
Before It Has Cooled Off.
It Takes You By Surprise At First. . .
But Keeps You Warm For A Long Time. . . .
Two tear drops were floating
down a river. The first one *
asked "who are you from" she
replied, "I’m from a girl whose
man left her. Who you from?"
He replied, "I’m from the man who
regrets letting her go."
To love means to feel..to desire..to miss..to hope..
to cry and to laugh..to learn how to forgive..
to love means to live and to feel alive.
To love means to give life to all your feelings, to give meaning to all your dreams.
To love means to see yourself from inside... to feel the depth of your existence.
To love means to appreciate the worth of purity and to admire the brilliance of simplicity.
Together You and I
Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .
Together You and I
Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .
Together You and I
Can Make The Moon Smile. .
Together You and I
Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .
Together You and I
Can Make The Rain Fall. . .
Because Our Love Is Special
And Together We Have It All . . .
Today's Thought SMS
When u Fail, Don't Retreat, U Mite B Just 1 Ste Behind In The Process Of Success. When U Look Back, U've Only History To Reveal. Where As If u Proceed U'll Have Future To Unveil . . .
In Matters Of Style. . . Swim With The Current. . .
While In Matters Of Priniciples. . . Always Stand Like A Rock. . .
"Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say. . .

But

The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To. . . " ;->
|. . . A Luv|y ThOuGhT . . |


A Man Was Asked: "What Does LOVE Mean To U. . . ?"
&
1st Thought Came In His Mind Was. . . :
"LOVE Doesn't Mean Anything. . . LOVE Is EvErYtHinG. . "
Think Everday When U Wake Up . .


Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed. . .
|. . . A HearT ToUchINg ThOuGht . . .|

In The Silence Of Night. . .
I Have Often Wished For Just A Few Words Of Love From A Person. . .
Rather Than The Applause Of Thousands Of People. . .
Ascii SMS
( ö, ) ( ", )
(")(") (")(")

The nicest place
in the 'world'



is right beside someone like u.
-""-.
( 'o' )
_­_J



.-""-.
('o' )
<_­_/



.-""-.
('o' )
/_­_<



.-""-.
( 'o' )
_­_J

who let the dogs out?!
; ;
c("") c("")
"" ""

Special my hand made coffee....
one for you, one for me! Gud Morning....
L
O
V
E

Y
O
U

.-..-. /),/) -..-.
"-.-" ( ';' ) "-.-"
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
"-.-" 00 "-.-"

('')....('')
( ' o ' )
('')--('')
(''''')-(''''')
I Lov You



Teddy se bol raha tha.....
, -. .- .
'. I .'
" . "



, -. .- , -. .- .
'. I '. Miss.'
" . " " . "



, -. .- , -. .- .-. .-.
'. I '.Miss.'You.'
" . " " . " " .
Sardar SMS
5 Hi-tech sardar inventions

1.Waterproof towel!

2.Solar powered torch!

3.Book on how to read!

4.Pedal powered wheel chair!

5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!
Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .?

Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->
2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. .

Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . ???

Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
1st sardar : I was born on Thursday...
2nd sardar : I was born on Monday...
3rd sardar : I was born on Sunday...
1st & 2nd : Jhooth bolta hain saaley!!!
3rd : Why???
1st & 2nd : Sunday ko to chhutti hoti hain... ;->
GreetinGs SMS
Ab apun tereko itni raat ko, kisi baba ka satsang sunane ke liye to message karega nahin! Bas Gud Nite bolne ka tha.... chal ab ludak le...!
Gud Nite...!

.:???:. , , .:???:.
":????:.?.:?? ??:"
:?????????:
":??:-'!'-:??:"

Dekh lo, Aap k Paas Butterfly aayi hai, kyunki isko "FOOL"bahut pasand hai..

GooD MorningG
GOOD NIGHT...
Have a
"salt Dreamz..."
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U"r health,take care....
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to God about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
.
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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shweeeety      no 


smilyyyy
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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batttto   na   sabbbbb
Posted 23 Nov 2007

Topic: sweeto

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sweetie said:

LOL xactly.. muje aisay hi ghalat fehmi ho jati hae




u   r    my shweeettttttttoooo
Posted 23 Nov 2007

Topic: sweeto

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     Wo Chaand si ladki

                              Zulfe uski kali

                             Uski chaal aisi

                    Mano hirni si matwali

                                          Uski har ada

                        Is janah se nirali

                  Ab tum kya karoge Dear

                          Kyoki                               

                   Aaj wo ladki maine pata li.

   /
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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moghy      nahi 



  tumhay
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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derd
Posted 23 Nov 2007

Topic: topic #1

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lol   sorrry   baba
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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sarsooon ka saggg
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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dhond   lay   ab  &n bsp; koi 


  ghar


 neya






jaoooo










may   babhi   ko 


batayty ho   bazi nay   new   ghar dekh liya    hay
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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her   waqet sottty hooooo
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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wada   karo   to pora karo irada karo   to   pora 


karo   koi

bhi   na   kam   ;  adhora   karoooo  







baaate   karo   to    pory karooo
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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queen ki shadiii
Posted 23 Nov 2007

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baziiiiiii
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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oodbalow    and    b aba     plz     join me
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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river   kanhar    hamery


   travl    ka    khobsort    hamsafer
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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lolzzzzzz


khob    gozray   gy     jo mill   bathy gay jahaz dooooo
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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gud
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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Bazigaar said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

wel bazi murgy



i know u r murghy but still...





stillll........................what
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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Ishq ki chandni raatein mujhe yaad aati hain
'Umr-e-raftah ko meri, mujh se mila de aakar

'
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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Posted 22 Nov 2007

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Mere Angan Mein Lagay Phool Gawahi Dein Gay


Mein Ne Arsay Se Kisi Phool ko Dekha Bhi Nahin



Tujh Ko Socha Hai To Phir Tujh Ko Hi Socha Hai Faqat


Tere Siwa ……..Kisi Aur Ko Socha Bhi Nahin .


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Posted 22 Nov 2007

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misss mine   where r u
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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chandni raat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai
jashn e jazbaat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai

ek meri zaat hai aur maine ghazal chedi hai
gham ki buhtaat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai

meri har ek tammana,mera har ek khayal
nazar e haalaat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai

dil mein roshan hain mohabbat ke diye barson se
pyaar ki baat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai

aankh barsi hai teri yaad mein rim jhim rimjhim
kaif e barsaat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai

teri nazron ka karam hai ke mujhe dard mila
ye bhi saughat hai,aur maine ghazal chedi hai
Posted 22 Nov 2007

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Posted 22 Nov 2007