~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7836 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession ......
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
' Happy Teachers Day "
Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /
Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "
The Girl Said : " NO . . "
Then . .
They Live . . .
Happy Ever After . . . ;->
Full Form Of SMS
S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .
Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo
Thora Aur
Thora sa Aur
Abay Sunta Nahi Hai
Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
Thora Left Se Aur
Bus Bus Theekh Hai
AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Love SMS
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Love Is Like Swallowing Hot Chocolate . . .
Before It Has Cooled Off.
It Takes You By Surprise At First. . .
But Keeps You Warm For A Long Time. . . .
Two tear drops were floating
down a river. The first one *
asked "who are you from" she
replied, "I’m from a girl whose
man left her. Who you from?"
He replied, "I’m from the man who
regrets letting her go."
To love means to feel..to desire..to miss..to hope..
to cry and to laugh..to learn how to forgive..
to love means to live and to feel alive.
To love means to give life to all your feelings, to give meaning to all your dreams.
To love means to see yourself from inside... to feel the depth of your existence.
To love means to appreciate the worth of purity and to admire the brilliance of simplicity.
Together You and I
Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .
Together You and I
Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .
Together You and I
Can Make The Moon Smile. .
Together You and I
Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .
Together You and I
Can Make The Rain Fall. . .
Because Our Love Is Special
And Together We Have It All . . .
Today's Thought SMS
When u Fail, Don't Retreat, U Mite B Just 1 Ste Behind In The Process Of Success. When U Look Back, U've Only History To Reveal. Where As If u Proceed U'll Have Future To Unveil . . .
In Matters Of Style. . . Swim With The Current. . .
While In Matters Of Priniciples. . . Always Stand Like A Rock. . .
"Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say. . .
But
The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To. . . " ;->
|. . . A Luv|y ThOuGhT . . |
A Man Was Asked: "What Does LOVE Mean To U. . . ?"
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1st Thought Came In His Mind Was. . . :
"LOVE Doesn't Mean Anything. . . LOVE Is EvErYtHinG. . "
Think Everday When U Wake Up . .
Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed. . .
|. . . A HearT ToUchINg ThOuGht . . .|
In The Silence Of Night. . .
I Have Often Wished For Just A Few Words Of Love From A Person. . .
Rather Than The Applause Of Thousands Of People. . .
Ascii SMS
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The nicest place
in the 'world'
is right beside someone like u.
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who let the dogs out?!
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Special my hand made coffee....
one for you, one for me! Gud Morning....
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I Lov You
Teddy se bol raha tha.....
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'. I '. Miss.'
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'. I '.Miss.'You.'
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Sardar SMS
5 Hi-tech sardar inventions
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!
Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .?
Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->
2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. .
Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . ???
Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
1st sardar : I was born on Thursday...
2nd sardar : I was born on Monday...
3rd sardar : I was born on Sunday...
1st & 2nd : Jhooth bolta hain saaley!!!
3rd : Why???
1st & 2nd : Sunday ko to chhutti hoti hain... ;->
GreetinGs SMS
Ab apun tereko itni raat ko, kisi baba ka satsang sunane ke liye to message karega nahin! Bas Gud Nite bolne ka tha.... chal ab ludak le...!
Gud Nite...!
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Dekh lo, Aap k Paas Butterfly aayi hai, kyunki isko "FOOL"bahut pasand hai..
GooD MorningG
GOOD NIGHT...
Have a
"salt Dreamz..."
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U"r health,take care....
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to God about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
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~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7836 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Ishq ki chandni raatein mujhe yaad aati hain
'Umr-e-raftah ko meri, mujh se mila de aakar
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