~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7849 days old here
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4 QUEEN OF VICTOTIYA
Surgery! Surgeon: Have you ever undergone an operation? Patient: Yes. Surgeon: What for? Patient: For 3000 bucks Surgeon: I mean what was the problem? Patient: I had only 2500 bucks Surgeon: You still do not understand. What was your complaint? Patient: The bill was too high.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7767 days old here
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Lahore, Pakistan
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????***************************************************** ************
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!... ************************************************************ *****
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U ************************************************************ *****
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! ************************************************************ *****
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! ************************************************************ *****
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"? ************************************************************ *****
True friends are those Who Care without hasitation, Remember without Limitation, Forgive without any Explanation, and Love even with little Communication!!! The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love" because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!! ************************************************************ *****
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7767 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
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What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Improves with time but not Wine??? Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!! ************************************************************ *****
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai, Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, mere pyar ko galat mat samajna, pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai. ************************************************************ *****
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! ************************************************************ *****
u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young ************************************************************ *****
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. ************************************************************ *****
If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand. ************************************************************ *****
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u! ************************************************************ *****
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7767 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai ************************************************************ ***** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ************************************************************ *****
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!! ************************************************************ *****
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai ************************************************************ *****
Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME! ************************************************************ *****
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7767 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch ************************************************************ *****
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN ************************************************************ *****
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone ************************************************************ *****
VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U.... ************************************************************ *****
Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me ************************************************************ *****
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7849 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
In kindergarten, a good friend was the one who let you have the red crayon, when all that was left was the ugly brown one. In first grade a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls.
In second grade a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully. In third grade a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you left yours on the bus. In fourth grade a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn't have to "do-si-do" with that stinky kid who liked you. In fifth grade a good friend was the person who saved a seat for you at the back of the bus. In sixth grade a good friend was the person who went up to your new crush and asked them to dance with you, so that if they said "no" you wouldn't feel so embarrassed. In seventh grade a good friend was the person who let you copy the social studies homework from the night before that you had forgotten about. In eighth grade a good friend was the person who helped you pack up your stuffed animals and baseball cards so that your room would be a "high schooler's room" and didn't laugh at you when you finished and burst into tears. In ninth grade a good friend was the person who went with you to that "cool" party being thrown by a senior so you wouldn't be the only freshman there. In tenth grade a good friend was the person who changed his schedule just so you would have someone to sit next to at lunch. In eleventh grade a good friend was the person who gave you rides in their new car, convinced your parents you shouldn't be grounded, consoled you when you broke up with your steady, and found you a date to the prom. In twelfth grade a good friend was the person who helped you pick out a college, assured you that you would get into that college, helped you deal with your parents who were having a hard time adjusting to the idea of letting you go. At graduation a good friend was the person who was crying on the inside but managed the biggest smile one could give as they congratulated you. After you graduated, a good friend was the person who helped you clean up the bottles from that party
helped you sneak out of the house when you couldn't deal with your parents
assured you about your relationship with your steady, told you that you could make it through anything
helped you pack up for college and silently hugged you as you looked through blurry eyes at 18 years of memories you were leaving behind
and finally on those last few days of childhood, went out of their way to come over and send you off with a hug, a lot of memories, reassurance that you would make it in college as well as you had these past 18 years, and most of all, most importantly to send you off to college knowing you were loved.
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7767 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Zindagi behaal Hai, Sur hai na taal Hai, MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai, Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai, SMS toh Bhejo, Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.....!!!
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Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho....... Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho...... Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........ Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!
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A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r ..................... Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey......... but it hasn't started yet b'coz............... the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!!
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If you hav studied MBBS, you r a Doctor. If you hav studied B.AB.L., you r an Advocate. If you hav studied B.E, you r an Engineer, Since Ur studing this SMS, you r a FOOL..!!
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Kya acchey hawa chul rahey hay Bird gana ga rahay hain Cow ghaas kha rahe hay acchay log sms kurr rahay hain Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rahay hain
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