~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

haan yaar says
for pari
tum baarish mein bahar mut jaya kero kyoon ka ya proove ho chuka hai ka "sugar dissolve in water" and u r so sweet
Posted 13 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
haan yaar said:

for pari
tum baarish mein bahar mut jaya kero kyoon ka ya proove ho chuka hai ka "sugar dissolve in water" and u r so sweet

kiya   bate hay



wah   jee wah   wesy jab ham barish may   jaty hay na   to    umberela lae jaty hay

Posted 13 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
4 han yare


ek dil hi toh tha hamnavaj,

jo jalim pe pyaar aagaya.

kuch yun hua ki maut hamse,

aur ham zindagi se haar gaye.

Posted 13 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
SABZ PARI said:

haan yaar said:

for pari
tum baarish mein bahar mut jaya kero kyoon ka ya proove ho chuka hai ka "sugar dissolve in water" and u r so sweet

kiya   bate hay



wah   jee wah   wesy jab ham barish may   jaty hay na   to    umberela lae jaty hay

Posted 13 Apr 2005

haan yaar says
ya app baarish mein kyoon bhigoo g appp tu sall mein do dafa hi bheegti hain ,bari eid per aur chotti eid per
i think im right
Posted 13 Apr 2005

haan yaar says
thanx green bagi
Posted 13 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
4 QUEEN OF VICTOTIYA

Surgery!
Surgeon: Have you ever undergone an operation?
Patient: Yes.
Surgeon: What for?
Patient: For 3000 bucks
Surgeon: I mean what was the problem?
Patient: I had only 2500 bucks
Surgeon: You still do not understand. What was your complaint?
Patient: The bill was too high.
Posted 13 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
haan yaar said:

ya app baarish mein kyoon bhigoo g appp tu sall mein do dafa hi bheegti hain ,bari eid per aur chotti eid per
i think im right

nahi ham   barrish may boht shok say nahty hay
is bate ki fiker nahi karty   kay gater chahhy band ho jay

Posted 13 Apr 2005

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????***************************************************** ************

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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Posted 16 Apr 2005

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Posted 16 Apr 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 16 Apr 2005

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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Posted 16 Apr 2005

5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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Posted 16 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
waooo queenyy


Posted 16 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Bazigaar said:




hans   do yare
Posted 16 Apr 2005

queen kya likh rahi hai
Posted 16 Apr 2005

sabz pari kesi ho?
Posted 16 Apr 2005

shahrukh khan said:

queen kya likh rahi hai

kyun shah main nay kya kuchh ghalat likh diya hai
Posted 16 Apr 2005

Posted 16 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 19 Apr 2005

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

shahrukh khan said:

queen kya likh rahi hai

kyun shah main nay kya kuchh ghalat likh diya hai


No ese hi poocha
Posted 19 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
ASE   KIYON   POCHA   ; WESY   KIYON NAHI POCHA    SHAH
Posted 19 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 19 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
In second grade a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully
Posted 20 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says



In kindergarten, a good friend was the one who let you have the red crayon, when all that was left was the ugly brown one.
In first grade a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls.

In second grade a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully.
In third grade a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you left yours on the bus.
In fourth grade a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn't have to "do-si-do" with that stinky kid who liked you.
In fifth grade a good friend was the person who saved a seat for you at the back of the bus.
In sixth grade a good friend was the person who went up to your new crush and asked them to dance with you, so that if they said "no" you wouldn't feel so embarrassed.
In seventh grade a good friend was the person who let you copy the social studies homework from the night before that you had forgotten about.
In eighth grade a good friend was the person who helped you pack up your stuffed animals and baseball cards so that your room would be a "high schooler's room" and didn't laugh at you when you finished and burst into tears.
In ninth grade a good friend was the person who went with you to that "cool" party being thrown by a senior so you wouldn't be the only freshman there.
In tenth grade a good friend was the person who changed his schedule just so you would have someone to sit next to at lunch.
In eleventh grade a good friend was the person who gave you rides in their new car, convinced your parents you shouldn't be grounded, consoled you when you broke up with your steady, and found you a date to the prom.
In twelfth grade a good friend was the person who helped you pick out a college, assured you that you would get into that college, helped you deal with your parents who were having a hard time adjusting to the idea of letting you go.
At graduation a good friend was the person who was crying on the inside but managed the biggest smile one could give as they congratulated you.
After you graduated, a good friend was
the person who helped you
clean up the bottles from that party

helped you sneak out of the house when you couldn't deal with your parents

assured you about your relationship with your steady, told you that you could make it through anything

helped you pack up for college and silently hugged you as you looked through blurry eyes at 18 years of memories you were leaving behind

and finally on those last few days of childhood, went out of their way to come over and send you off with a hug, a lot of memories, reassurance that you would make it in college as well as you had these past 18 years, and most of all, most importantly to send you off to college knowing you were loved.

Posted 20 Apr 2005

Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.....!!!


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Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!


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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!


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A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r .....................
Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey.........
but it hasn't started yet b'coz...............
the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!!


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If you hav studied MBBS, you r a Doctor.
If you hav studied B.AB.L., you r an Advocate.
If you hav studied B.E, you r an Engineer,
Since Ur studing this SMS, you r a FOOL..!!

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Kya acchey hawa chul rahey hay
Bird gana ga rahay hain
Cow ghaas kha rahe hay
acchay log sms kurr rahay hain
Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rahay hain
Posted 21 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
waoo nice
Posted 23 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Smart Girl!!
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Posted 23 Apr 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 24 Apr 2005

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