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Posted 11 Apr 2005

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~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7876 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

HE AND SHE
I'm sure you can imagine,
It's simple as can be,
The place is very quiet,
The game is he and she.

She whispered, "Will it hurt?"
"Of course, a little bit."
"It's just a simple process,
Lay down and open it."

She said, "I'm rather frightened."
"I've done this before."
He started to continue,
But she interupted "It's hurting more and more."

"It's getting pretty painful,"
As the tears came to her eyes,
It was hurting something awful.
It must have been quite a 'size'.

"Calm yourself, my darling."
So she closed her dark blue eyes.
Then he said "Open slightly
So I can get inside."

Suddenly with a jump and a jerk
He gave a great big shout.
"Calm down, it's all over now."
Thank God he pulled it out.

This man is a DENTIST,
That soon you would find.
It's not what you were thinking,
It's just your dirty mind! Lady, and
any other person who's reading this.

Posted 11 Apr 2005

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~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7876 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

FOR MY   LOVING FRIND SHAH RUKH









SMS Sport!
Why are all those people running?
They are running a race to get a cup.
Who will get the cup?
The person who wins.
Then why are all the others running?!

Posted 11 Apr 2005

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~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7876 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

Your undying faith is what keeps the flame of love alive

You and me together, we make magic.

We're a perfect match.

Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

You are simply irresistible

I love you because you bring the best out of me.

Your terrific sense of humor

Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat

You're the one who holds the key to my heart

You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.

You are my theme for a dream.

I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

And, of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me!!

Posted 11 Apr 2005

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Shahrukh Khan says

Shahrukh Khan

Age: 124
7894 days old here
Total Posts: 43596
Points: 0

Location:
Netherlands, Netherlands

SABZ PARI said:

FOR MY   LOVING FRIND SHAH RUKH









SMS Sport!
Why are all those people running?
They are running a race to get a cup.
Who will get the cup?
The person who wins.
Then why are all the others running?!

nice

Posted 11 Apr 2005

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~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7876 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

mery liye   koi   SMS  &n bsp;nahi shaah

Posted 12 Apr 2005

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joker says

joker

Age: 124
7633 days old here
Total Posts: 8892
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

Posted 12 Apr 2005

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~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7876 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

HH app    hi   bheg dooo

Posted 13 Apr 2005

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~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7876 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

PC Ka Judna

Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,

Do PC judte judte, Hang kar gaye.

Posted 13 Apr 2005

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