~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7839 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
A True Friend Is Someone Who
Reaches For Your Hand And
Touches Your Heart ...
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Good morning... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too<O></O>
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!." <O></O>
FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.<O></O>
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From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache
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My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).
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Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT <O></O>
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view. <O></O>
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen
year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid
hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went
out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his
umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and
suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He
raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and
squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front
of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone
else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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TU NAHEEN HAIN
