~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!
Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

M is for the million things she gave me,


O means only that she's growing old


T is for the tears she shed to save me,


H is for her heart of pure gold;


E is for her eyes, with love-light shining


R means right, and right she'll always be,



Put them all together, they spell,


A word that means the world to me

AADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



JAB SE DIL LAGYA HAI TUM SE
SAB KUCH SEHNE KI ADAT SE HO GYEE HAI



INTAZAAR KERTE HAI HUM APP KA DER TAK
APP KO NA ANEY KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



BAAT BAAT PE MUSKARATE THE HUM
UB TU RONE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



KABHI TALAB KERTE THE TUMAIN HUM
UB TO BERUKHI SEHNE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



KABI EK HUMDARD CHATATE THE HUM BHI
PER UB TU TANHA GAM SEHNE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



JAB SE SOCHANA SHURU KYA HAI TUM KO
SARI SARI RAAT JAGANE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



UB TO CHAHYE CHOOR BHI DO HUMAIN
TUM BIN REHNE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



JISY BHI CHAHA HUM NE WO CHOOR KER CHALA GAYA
UB TU KHONE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



JAB SE TUM GAYE HO HUMAIN CHOOR KER
TAB SE CUP REHNE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



TUM SE NA KOI SHEKWA NA KOI SHEKYAT HAI HUMAIN
BAS KHUD SE SHEKYAT KERNE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



MALOOM HAI KE HUMARI KISMAT MAI TUM NAHI
BAS KISMAT SE LERNE KI ADAT SE HO GAYEE HAI



TUM JAHAN BHI RAHO BAS KUSH RAHO
YE DUWA MANGANE KI ADAT SE HO GYEE HAI

umre daraz mang kar laye thay char din
do arzo main cut gaye do intizar main

nahi   tum   dono akk akk
sms pari kay name send karo yah

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LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

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DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
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may bhi sochoon   bo kahan say arahy hy

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

    


Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

    


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

    


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!


    


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant:

It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an
umbrella and go.


    


Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.!



     

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....


    


Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa
who died
peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..


    


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


    


Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.


    


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..


    


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan
is PM not AM".

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