~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

140581 views 7514 replies
Reply to Topic
~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Royaa Afghan said:

Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!





ROYAA wel come to my sms center.
Posted 06 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
……Beggar

Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega

………Lawyer

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I'm looking for should……..strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

………Boatman

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.

………Banker

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

………Shaayar

Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

………Sharabi (Drunker)

Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample should be ample.

………Car Mechanic

Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear
Posted 06 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!





ROYAA wel come to my sms center.

thank you dear
Posted 06 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
ATY   RAHOOO   HAMY   ; ACHA LAGY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 06 Sep 2007

javad says
Posted 06 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 06 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.--------------------------------------------
kia bhala mujh ko parakhne ka natija nikla
zakhm-e-dil aap ki nazron se bhi gehra nikla
tishnagi jamm gayi pathar ki tarha honto per
doob kar tere dariya main, main pyasa nikla
tor kar dekh liya aaina-e-dil tu ne
teri surat ke siwa aur bata kia nikla?
---------------------------------------------
Posted 06 Sep 2007

Posted 06 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
Posted 06 Sep 2007

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Posted 07 Sep 2007

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Posted 07 Sep 2007

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Posted 07 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
gud wry RA
Posted 07 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Royaa Afghan said:

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…









Posted 07 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Wo milte bhee nahi, taraste bhee nahi..
Hum jeete bhee nahi, marte bhee nahi hai..
Unki yaado ke badal is kadar chaye hai mere zehen pe...
Ki wo hat-te bhee nahi aur baraste bhee nahi...
Posted 07 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
kaash keh woh badal sirf hat jayee
aur khushi ki barsaat hojayee
Posted 07 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…










thank you
Posted 07 Sep 2007

Mujrim said:

gud wry RA


thankx
Posted 07 Sep 2007

javad says
CHILD: mom is baar saray patakhay hum is shop say laingy
MOM: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
CHILD: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin
       rahti hain.
Posted 07 Sep 2007

Posted 07 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
javad said:

CHILD: mom is baar saray patakhay hum is shop say laingy
MOM: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
CHILD: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin
       rahti hain.




Posted 07 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.haqeeqat jan lo bicher jane se pehle...
Meri sun lo aapne sunane se pehle...

Ye sooch lena bhoolane se pehle...
Bohat roi hien ye aankhien muskurane se pehle...
Posted 08 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Ankhien bhi wohi hien dareecha bhi wohi hai...
Aur sooch k aangan mien utarata bhi wohi hai...

Jis ne mere jazboon ki sadaqat ko na jana...
Ab mere rafaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai...
Posted 08 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
Royaa Afghan said:

Mujrim said:

gud wry RA


thankx



yw netime madam jee
Posted 08 Sep 2007

Mujrim said:

Royaa Afghan said:

Mujrim said:

gud wry RA


thankx



yw netime madam jee

jab time meltas hain online hojati ho
Posted 08 Sep 2007

Bazigaar says
counter ke bhi din reh gye hain bas ab
Posted 08 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Bazigaar said:

counter ke bhi din reh gye hain bas ab




JEE    MAY   SAMGHY     NAHI
Posted 09 Sep 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
phir jamane se chaye mujhe kuch na mile
magar kuch aaisa ho ki mujhko mere khuda mile
chahta hai ab dil intha ho intjar ki
kisti yeh nanhi si apne sahil se ab ja mile
rakh kar sar tere aanchal mai hall e dil hum keh sake
dur jamane se kahi aaisa aashian mile
jiske saye tale masgul raho teri yadon mai
muthi bhar hi chaye magar aaisa aasman mile
khol kar sote hai hum palke tere intjar mai
sochte hai jane kisi din tu kahi se mile
Posted 09 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
Royaa Afghan said:

Mujrim said:

Royaa Afghan said:

Mujrim said:

gud wry RA


thankx



yw netime madam jee

jab time meltas hain online hojati ho


thts rlly sweet of u
Posted 09 Sep 2007

Bazigaar says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Bazigaar said:

counter ke bhi din reh gye hain bas ab




JEE    MAY   SAMGHY   ;   NAHI


sir neechay ker ke per ultay ker lo...3 baar bazi bazi bai kahoo..samajh jao ge bacha log
Posted 10 Sep 2007

Reply to Topic