~CHANDNI~
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Royaa Afghan said:
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!
~CHANDNI~
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……Beggar
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni de de, Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega
………Lawyer
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I'm looking for should……..strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
………Boatman
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.
………Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
………Shaayar
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye, Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
………Sharabi (Drunker)
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample should be ample.
………Car Mechanic
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear
Royaa Afghan
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~CHANDNI~ said:
Royaa Afghan said:
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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.-------------------------------------------- kia bhala mujh ko parakhne ka natija nikla zakhm-e-dil aap ki nazron se bhi gehra nikla tishnagi jamm gayi pathar ki tarha honto per doob kar tere dariya main, main pyasa nikla tor kar dekh liya aaina-e-dil tu ne teri surat ke siwa aur bata kia nikla? ---------------------------------------------
Royaa Afghan
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Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
~CHANDNI~
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Royaa Afghan said:
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
~CHANDNI~
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Wo milte bhee nahi, taraste bhee nahi.. Hum jeete bhee nahi, marte bhee nahi hai.. Unki yaado ke badal is kadar chaye hai mere zehen pe... Ki wo hat-te bhee nahi aur baraste bhee nahi...
Royaa Afghan
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~CHANDNI~ said:
Royaa Afghan said:
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
javad
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CHILD: mom is baar saray patakhay hum is shop say laingy MOM: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, CHILD: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
~CHANDNI~
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javad said:
CHILD: mom is baar saray patakhay hum is shop say laingy MOM: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, CHILD: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
~CHANDNI~
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phir jamane se chaye mujhe kuch na mile magar kuch aaisa ho ki mujhko mere khuda mile chahta hai ab dil intha ho intjar ki kisti yeh nanhi si apne sahil se ab ja mile rakh kar sar tere aanchal mai hall e dil hum keh sake dur jamane se kahi aaisa aashian mile jiske saye tale masgul raho teri yadon mai muthi bhar hi chaye magar aaisa aasman mile khol kar sote hai hum palke tere intjar mai sochte hai jane kisi din tu kahi se mile
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