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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..



Posted 21 Feb 2005
~CHANDNI~ says
cheeta said:

konsa kaam,


main abi bot thuka howa hoon bad main ker loun





POSTTTIIIII
Posted 23 Oct 2007
cheeta says

Posted 23 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
CHEEEYA   SMS     &n bsp;BHAJOOO NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 23 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE.
I TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND
I ALSO TESTIFY THAT MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.
******************************


The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

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Ay emaan valo dosry emaan valoo mian aib na dondtay raho,
beshak ye bat ALLAH (Azzwajal) ko na passend hai.
Aur igher tum asa kero ghy too jaan lo ALLAH (Azzwajal) tumary aib dondy ga,
aur igher ALLAH (Azzwajal) tumary aib dondy ga,
too tum ko tumary gher main he rusva kery ga,
beshak ALLAH (Azzwajal) ghaleb hekmet vala hai.(Quran)
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ATTENTION!! Stop talking at the time of AZAAN
Bcoz- Jo AZAN khamoshi se nehi sunta Mot ka time
us ki Zuban se KAlma Tayiba jari Nehi hota
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Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
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A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...
C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...
E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...
G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...
I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...
K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...
M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...
O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...
Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...
T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...
W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...
Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...
Posted 23 Oct 2007
cheeta says
SUCHI SUCHI BTAOO K TUM MUJHAY GALIYAAN DAY RAHI HOO YA BUDUAIYE........


COZ MERA NET SLOW HOO GAYA HAI
Posted 23 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Raat hai, chaand hai, aur zaraa tanhaai hai
Khaamoshi se baatein karti, ghum ki gehraai hai
Yeh sadaayein tum nahi sun sakoge, yaar mere
Yeh to wahi samjhe jisne, pyaar mein jaan jalaai hai
Posted 23 Oct 2007
Ayesha says
chand
Posted 23 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
GULAB"...MOHABBAT KA PAIGAM...NA HOTA

"CHAND"...CHANDNI KA PYAAR..SAR-E-AAM...NA HOTA

"PYAAR" HOTA HAI..."MAN KI NIRMAL BHAWANA" SE

WARNA...

YUHI..."RADHA-KRISHAN" KA NAAM...NA HOTA.
Posted 24 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
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Aao kutch kadam hum sath chale
Rahe Adam mein gale mille
Kutch tum kaho
Kutch hum kahe
Hum sabke dil mein tum raho
Tumhare dil mein hum rahin
Aao kutch kadam hum sath chale

*****************************
.
Posted 24 Oct 2007
Mujrim says
Posted 25 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 01 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
'SURAJ PAAS HO NA HO,

ROSHANI AASPAAS HOTI HAI,

CHAND   PAAS HO NA HO,

CHANDNI AASPAAS HOTI HAI,

MERA PYAR AASPAAS HO NA HO,

UNAKI YADE HAMESHA PAAS RAHATI HAI.
Posted 01 Nov 2007
Jaan Pakistani says
Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?
Posted 01 Nov 2007
London_Girl says
Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?



u may find loadz of english ones and in short someone in this topic.. u gota work hard to find out, buddy
Posted 01 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




wel   come   
Posted 02 Nov 2007
Shahrukh Khan says
sweetooooooooo
Posted 02 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
shahrukh khan said:

sweetooooooooo





MY    SWEET   SWEET    SWEEET SHAH
Posted 02 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Tumhaari raah mai mitti ke ghar nahee aatey
Isee liye to tumhein hum nazar nahee aatey
MuhabbatoN key dino kee yehii kharabi hai
Ye rooth jaayen to phir laut ker nahee aatey
Jinhein saliqa hai tehziib-e-gham samajhne ka
Un hi ke rone mai aansoo nazar nahee aatey
Khushi ki aankhon mai aansoo ki bhi jagah rakhna
Burey zamaney kabhi poochh ker nahee aatey.
Posted 02 Nov 2007
~tasha~ says
Posted 02 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Your Friendship is like a walk in the park
   Or a candle burning brightly in the dark
        A familiar face in a crowded mall
               A hand to lift me when i fall
        A ray of sun shine on a cloudy day
       A guiding light shoud i start to stray
   A wealth of experiences to enrich my day
    Thank You Your Friendship in all i say. /
Posted 02 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




4    u

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

******

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

******

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

******

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

******

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."

******

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

******

"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."

******

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

******

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

******

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

******

"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."

******

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

******

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

******

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

******

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
" You're lucky. My wife does."

******

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

******

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

******

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

******

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
Posted 02 Nov 2007
Shahrukh Khan says
Love is...
Difficult to find,
Easy to loose
and Hard to Forget!
Posted 03 Nov 2007
Shahrukh Khan says
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Posted 03 Nov 2007
Jaan Pakistani says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




wel   come   


Why thank you darling you have a very pretty user name
Posted 03 Nov 2007
Jaan Pakistani says
London_Girl said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?



u may find loadz of english ones and in short someone in this topic.. u gota work hard to find out, buddy


the whole point was to try and avoid the hard work but ah well no pain no gain   
Posted 03 Nov 2007
Jaan Pakistani says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




4    u



Thank you so much for the lovely collection sweethart, you have saved me a lot of trouble archiving

I really liked these ones, I used them right away


-But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

-A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

-We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

-"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "
Posted 03 Nov 2007
Mujrim says
Posted 03 Nov 2007
cheeta says
Posted 03 Nov 2007
Mujrim says
jaa soja
Posted 03 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Jaan Pakistani said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Jaan Pakistani said:

Big up to Chandani for her SMS counter

This is my favorite topic, I've sent like 10 sms to my friends from it.

But there is sooo much archiving Can someone post a short romantic one in English please?




4    u



Thank you so much for the lovely collection sweethart, you have saved me a lot of trouble archiving

I really liked these ones, I used them right away


-But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

-A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

-We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

-"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "
    u r    most welcome
Posted 04 Nov 2007
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