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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..



Posted 21 Feb 2005
Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

aur koi sms ?



yeh lo


) Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho, jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.



wah yaar   
Posted 14 Oct 2007
cheeta says
chuntiyaan pool main naha rahi hoti hain k elephant aa ker pool main chalang laga deta hai sab chunti loug baher chalang laga deti hain na ek chuti elephant ki back per jump kerti hai, sari chuntiyaan bola shoro hoo gati hain dum ghot nk mar day salay ko
Posted 15 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
cheeta said:

chuntiyaan pool main naha rahi hoti hain k elephant aa ker pool main chalang laga deta hai sab chunti loug baher chalang laga deti hain na ek chuti elephant ki back per jump kerti hai, sari chuntiyaan bola shoro hoo gati hain dum ghot nk mar day salay ko






Posted 15 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.




Posted 15 Oct 2007
cheeta says
~CHANDNI~ said:

cheeta said:

chuntiyaan pool main naha rahi hoti hain k elephant aa ker pool main chalang laga deta hai sab chunti loug baher chalang laga deti hain na ek chuti elephant ki back per jump kerti hai, sari chuntiyaan bola shoro hoo gati hain dum ghot nk mar day salay ko









oye yaar yeh jok hai hunsoo beth ker
Posted 15 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
oh   achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 16 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
.DIL KI KAHANI
Humko thi unse bahoot si umide,
unhone koi bhi puri na ki
Humne de di apni jaan bhi unko,
unhone jaan ki bhi parwah na ki

Abb ji rahe unhi ke intzaar hum,
kaun jane woh ayenge kabhi
Kash hota unhe bhi pyar humse,
laga dete baazi hum jaan ki......
Posted 16 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
Posted 16 Oct 2007
Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

.DIL KI KAHANI
Humko thi unse bahoot si umide,
unhone koi bhi puri na ki
Humne de di apni jaan bhi unko,
unhone jaan ki bhi parwah na ki

Abb ji rahe unhi ke intzaar hum,
kaun jane woh ayenge kabhi
Kash hota unhe bhi pyar humse,
laga dete baazi hum jaan ki......




awesome


one thng wanna say to evry1

ppl plz mujhse koi achi ya buri umeed na rakhna
Posted 16 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
Mujrim said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

.DIL KI KAHANI
Humko thi unse bahoot si umide,
unhone koi bhi puri na ki
Humne de di apni jaan bhi unko,
unhone jaan ki bhi parwah na ki

Abb ji rahe unhi ke intzaar hum,
kaun jane woh ayenge kabhi
Kash hota unhe bhi pyar humse,
laga dete baazi hum jaan ki......




awesome


one thng wanna say to evry1

ppl plz mujhse koi achi ya buri umeed na rakhna


ap se achhi ki umeed koi nai kerne walla.. thats for sure

awwwwwwwwww mujrim
Posted 16 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.;
Posted 16 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
.Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du
Posted 16 Oct 2007
Ayesha says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.;






Posted 16 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
~CHANDNI~ said:

.Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du




Posted 17 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka

ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka

beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate

yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.
Kyu................ ...........
Yes .....................
No................
reply me.../
Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
awwww
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
London_Girl said:

awwww




Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
sista.. kia howa.. app muj se naraaz hain?
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
ary   asa   kiyon 

kaha
awww ma   sweeet sis kiya   galty ho gay ham say
Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
nahi.. i thought muj se koi galati ho gai

wo topic app kelie nai hae sis
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says



Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
awww cute
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Hume Yu Tanha Chod Ke Na Jaya Karo
               
       Aane Ka Vada Karke Na Padpaya Karo
               
                       Humto Hai Tere Aashikk !
               
        Mujhase Jee Na Bahalaya Karo
               
               Jab Bhi Ho Pyar Ka Eraada
               
                       Meri Baho Me Aakar Bas !
               
              Machal Jaya Karo.
              
           Samjhiiiiiiiiii !.
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

******

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

******

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

******

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

******

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."

******

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

******

"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."

******

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

******

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

******

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

******

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

******

"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."

******

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

******

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

******

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

******

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
" You're lucky. My wife does."

******

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

******

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

******

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

******

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months.".
Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says


nice
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
abb   tumhary   bary
Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
Aik samander hai k mere muqabil hai,
aik qatra hai k mujse sambhala nai jata,
aik umer hai k bitaani hai us key beger,
aik lamha hai k muj se guzara nai jata
Posted 18 Oct 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 Oct 2007
London_Girl says
yeh sms ajj muje mila tha
Posted 18 Oct 2007
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