~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Rapunzel said:

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.




Posted 17 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
thnx missy & Channi
Posted 18 Nov 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
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DOSTI KI DASTAN
Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho
Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki
Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry….why
Coz guruji told him musibat jitni choti ho utna aacha hai

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Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai
Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai
Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai

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A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing
A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a
Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.

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Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye
Aur subha chalijaye

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Posted 18 Nov 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Rapunzel said:

thnx


Posted 19 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 19 Nov 2008

~tasha~ says
more plz
Posted 19 Nov 2008

Rapunzel said:

If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS, If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!



Posted 20 Nov 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem

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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT

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3) Who Said English is Easy

Fill this blank with
Yes or No?

1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.

2. __I dont have SENSE.

3. __I am STUPID.

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4) I can't live without u. Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist. U r in my breath, I can't live without u even for a second.
HOLD ON...HOLD ON...
Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai, I am talking about OXYGEN.

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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:

1. )_______

2. )_______

3. )_______

nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.

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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C

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7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!

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8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.

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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..

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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao

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12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai

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13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj, shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

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14) There once lived 4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody. 1 day, Sumbody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in toilet Mad called the police.
Mad: Is it police station?
Police: Yes,what is the matter?
Mad: Sumbody killed Nobody
Police: R u mad?
Mad: Yes, Iam Mad
Police: Dont u have brain?
Mad: Brain is in the toilet.

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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon, aapse milna chahta hoon, par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain


"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...

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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH. Lovers talk from AIRTEL. Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS

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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha

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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife:kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

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19) Sardar Director: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height.
Actor: i don't know swiming.
SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water.

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20) Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein " var" word add kar lena.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

~tasha~ says
Posted 20 Nov 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
ok tashu

thnx mysty

Cool Chandni
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me ur details today. I gave them ur address n mobile number. They will be visiting u soon. Their names r Joy & happiness.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Past is xperiance,Present is xperiment,Future is xpectation.so use xperiance in ur xperiment to achieve ur xpectation.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be given a good value create a value of your own.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Just a line...2 keep in touch...coz u r on my mind so very much...& even though, I've nothing 2 say...U'll know...I thought of u 2day.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you


Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!


Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an don't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving whether you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
Posted 20 Nov 2008

Rapunzel says
I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Posted 20 Nov 2008

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