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Rapunzel said:
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
DOSTI KI DASTAN Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .
Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai
A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
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Rapunzel said:
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS, If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
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1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem
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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT
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3) Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID.
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4) I can't live without u. Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist. U r in my breath, I can't live without u even for a second. HOLD ON...HOLD ON... Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai, I am talking about OXYGEN.
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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:
1. )_______
2. )_______
3. )_______
nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.
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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C
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7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!
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8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.
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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..
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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao
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12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai
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13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj, shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.
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14) There once lived 4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody. 1 day, Sumbody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in toilet Mad called the police. Mad: Is it police station? Police: Yes,what is the matter? Mad: Sumbody killed Nobody Police: R u mad? Mad: Yes, Iam Mad Police: Dont u have brain? Mad: Brain is in the toilet.
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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon, aapse milna chahta hoon, par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain
"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...
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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH. Lovers talk from AIRTEL. Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS
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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha
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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife:kaisi galat fehmi? Husband:Yehi ki main soya hua tha.
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19) Sardar Director: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height. Actor: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no water.
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20) Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein " var" word add kar lena.
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Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me ur details today. I gave them ur address n mobile number. They will be visiting u soon. Their names r Joy & happiness.
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Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now
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Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.
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Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you're lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you
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Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
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getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving whether you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love
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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.