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The judge was in the holiday spirit when he asked the prisoner, "And what are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "Just how early were you?" The prisoner replied, "Before the store opened!"
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The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"
"Something for my mother," said the young lady.
"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "
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It's not how close or far u r 2 me,but wat matters s how much i value u n my life... 4 me ur heavens gift a special person i wud never 4get... thank u my FRIEND.
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This is a wish of a "FRIEND" for a "FRIEND". . .
"Comfort on difficult days, Smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbow to follow the clouds, Laughter to kiss ur lips, Sunsets to warm ur heart, Hugs when spirit sag, Beauty for ur eyes to see, Frendships to brighten ur being, Faith so that u can beleive, Confidence for when u doubt, Courage To Knw urself, Patience to accept the truth, Love to complete ur life. . ."
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if you ask me for how long i shall be your friend? my answer will be " I don't know" because i really don't know that which is longer "forever" or "Always"
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"It is by chance we met, by choice we became friends...friendship is a strange thing....we find ourselves telling each other the deepest details of our lives."~
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I'd like to be the sort of friend that you havebeen to me, I'd like to be the help that you have always been glad to be. I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend, to me along the way."~
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1 Rupiya 1 lakh nahi hota, magar phir bhi, agar 1 rupiya 1 lakh se nikal jaye to woh lakh nahi rehta. Hum aapki dosti k lakhon main bas wohi 1 rupia hain. So qadar kijiye hamari.
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A face can speak thousand emotions but it can easily mask waht the heart truly feels, dont be fooled for the happiest face, it may b maskign the msot hurted heart...
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Close ur eyes, think about yourself, ur face, ur style ur nature, ur smile, ur looks, now open ur eyes, you've just spent half a min watching a horror movie! now relax...
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A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP POEM: are we freinds or are we not? you told me once, but i forgot, so tell me now and tell me true, so i can say i m here for u, of all the frnds i have ever met, ur the one i'll never forget, and if i die, before u do, ill go to hell and wait for you...
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A friend will break your heart, a friend will mend it, a friend will provide you with every feeling in the world; good or bad. A friend is emotion incarnate...
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When we are grown we'll smile and say we had no cares in childhood days, but we'll be wrong. It'll not be true, I've this much care......... I care for you...