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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
~tasha~
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Rapunzel
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Three professors had walked down to the train station from the University.
They were so absorbed in their conversation that they didn't hear the train arrive, but they did notice the noise of the train as it started to depart.
After a desperate rush two of them manage to scramble onboard. The third looked sad
A passing railway official said, "Don't feel bad, atleast two out of three of you made it".
"True?', sighed the professor, 'But the other two were only here to see me off!"
Rapunzel
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata. Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
Rapunzel
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Khan: You cheated with me. Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai. Khan: No.. Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.
Rapunzel
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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai......
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