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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

ahaan nice
salam h r u all
Posted 09 May 2006

Rapunzel says
Ali tum koshish kerna mere samne na ao bahoo tum mere haathoon katal ho ajo gay ab
Posted 09 May 2006

nina says








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Life A is ADVENTURE dare it.
Life B is BEAUTY worship it.
Life C is CHALLENGE meet it.
Life D is DREAM realize it.
Life E is ENDURANCE copewith it.
Life F is FRAGRANCE smell it.
Life G is GAME play it.
Life H is HEAVEN take it.
Life I is INITIATIVE take it.
Life J is JOURNEY complete it.
Life K is KEROSINE burn it.
Life L is LOVE enjoy it.
Life M is MYSTERY unfold it.
Life N is NAME find it.
Life O is OPPORTUNITY catch it.
Life P is PROMISE fulfil it.
Life Q is QUSETION answer it.
Life R is REALITY face it.
Life S is SONG sing it.
Life T is TIME utilize it.
Life U is URAGE satisfy it.
Life V is VOICE listen it.
Life Wis WEALTH acquire it.
Life X is X ? solve it.
Life Y is YEARNING go after it.
Life z is ZENITH
Posted 09 May 2006

cutefriend says
~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

oye oye oye advertisment


move keroo is ko yahan se


oye   lambay balon waly   dont tak panga


acha jeeeee jo hukam


lolz ok ja0o akk glass lasi lao


nai jeee abhi kafi time ho gaya hai abhi so jaoo shabash
Posted 09 May 2006

cutefriend says
rapunzel said:

Ali tum koshish kerna mere samne na ao bahoo tum mere haathoon katal ho ajo gay ab





khabardaar jo us ko kaha kuch
Posted 09 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
New year sms hope u will like it.

(1)

1 year of happiness,
12 months of prosperity,
52 weeks of success,
365 days of good luck,
8760 hours of gladness ,
5,25,600 mins of goodness,

Every second of enjoyment........
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

(2)

( )"' ( )
( 'o' )
(,,) ):( ),)


A Gift from me

Specially 4 you

On the eve of
NEW YEAR.

Keep it safely
until next year.

i would need it
nxt year.

(3)

Before the Sun sets on this year,
before the memories fade and before...the networks get jammed,
wish you a Happy and Bright New Year- 2006

(4)

( )'" ( )
( 'o' )
(,,) ):( ),)
Can i stay here in your"Inbox"
& wait until 31/12/2006
so i'll be the 1st to GREET u & wish u a "HAPPY NEW YEAR"

(5)

In 2006,

Resolve 2 be

Tender to young

Sympathetic to striving

Compassionate to aged

Tolerant to weak

Coz sometime in life U'll have been al of these

(6)

I hope that 2005 was everything you wanted it to be.
I hope you had joy and fun and friendship from everyone.

I hope you were content and had peace of mind;
and I hope you found true happiness, the kind that's hard to find.

Most of all, I hope that in 2006 you will find even more!
Happy New Year.

(7)

At this special time of the year
We reflect on what we hold dear
Family and friends whether far or near
And they r what gives us reason 4 cheer!
Happy New Year

(8)

As the New Year unfolds,
I wish you and your family all the joy and happiness in the world.
May this year be full of smiles and laughter.
And above all, may it be safe and secure.
Wishing you a cheerful Happy New Year !

(9)

HAPPY NEW YEAR
I know its a bit early 2 wish,
but ive got 2 wish LAKHS of smart & good lookng frndz
So i thought ill start wth uncle & aunts

(10)

May your holiday season be a joyous one and
may each day of the new year bring you success and happiness.
Best wishes for a happy and prosperous new year.

(11)

May the beautiful white snowflakes dancing in the sky
carry my best wishes to you for a happy and prosperous new year.

(12)

May life bring its best and finest to you may all your days be happy
and bright with good cheer throughout the year.

(13)

Raise a glass of celebration now the new year has begun
hope all your dreams plans and wishes will come true.

(14)

May warmest wishes happy thoughts and friendly greetings arrive on new years day and stay with you the whole year through.

(15)

May the new year brings much happines to you
and be happier than any year before be happy healthy and successful.

Please accept my sincere wishes for the new year
I hope you continue to enjoy health and happiness.

(16)

Every year, everyone says Happy New Year For once let us go one better Here is wishing this year even happier.
May the new year be filled with happiness for you.
Posted 10 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
rapunzel said:

Ali tum koshish kerna mere samne na ao bahoo tum mere haathoon katal ho ajo gay ab


hi   mis   misssss     bell
Posted 10 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
nina said:









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Life A is ADVENTURE dare it.
Life B is BEAUTY worship it.
Life C is CHALLENGE meet it.
Life D is DREAM realize it.
Life E is ENDURANCE copewith it.
Life F is FRAGRANCE smell it.
Life G is GAME play it.
Life H is HEAVEN take it.
Life I is INITIATIVE take it.
Life J is JOURNEY complete it.
Life K is KEROSINE burn it.
Life L is LOVE enjoy it.
Life M is MYSTERY unfold it.
Life N is NAME find it.
Life O is OPPORTUNITY catch it.
Life P is PROMISE fulfil it.
Life Q is QUSETION answer it.
Life R is REALITY face it.
Life S is SONG sing it.
Life T is TIME utilize it.
Life U is URAGE satisfy it.
Life V is VOICE listen it.
Life Wis WEALTH acquire it.
Life X is X ? solve it.
Life Y is YEARNING go after it.
Life z is ZENITH



hi   nina
good work
Posted 10 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

oye oye oye advertisment


move keroo is ko yahan se


oye   lambay balon waly   dont tak panga


acha jeeeee jo hukam


lolz ok ja0o akk glass lasi lao


nai jeee abhi kafi time ho gaya hai abhi so jaoo shabash


u know   jo sota hay woh khota hya
Posted 10 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
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Posted 13 May 2006

Hello
Posted 13 May 2006

lolzz kiya howa abb
sachii kahan miloon
rapunzel said:

Ali tum koshish kerna mere samne na ao bahoo tum mere haathoon katal ho ajo gay ab

Posted 14 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

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Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr

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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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the night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....

Hye La, Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale

ko............
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

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> Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ??
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Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain,
Akele the hum akele reh hi jate hain
Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise
Marham lagane wale hi zakm de jate
Posted 14 May 2006

sms muft to nahi hui na
Posted 14 May 2006

cutefriend says
nahi bilkul nahi
Posted 15 May 2006

karwa do
Posted 15 May 2006

cutefriend says
kesye
Posted 15 May 2006

BadShaH1 says
yar sms koi kamal sa flirty sa bhejo, kissi ko bhejna hey
Posted 15 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Woh Bewafa Hota Ja Raha Hai

Us ka Saaya meray sath chalta ja raha hai
Mera dil s ki yaad main jalta ja raha hai

Woh Bewafa ho raha hai dheeray dheeray
Mera piyar ansooun main chalta ja raha hai

Main us k bina ab jee nahin sakhti
Yeh Raaz muj per ab khulta ja raha hai

Dukh muj ko bhi hai us k juda honay ka
Aur woh bhi haat chorata ja raha hai

Ghum ka saaya meri ankhoun main chah raha hai
Meri Zindagi ka suraj bujhta ja raha hai
Posted 16 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Manzil Bhi Us Ki Thi,

Rasta Bhi Uska Tha.
Ek Main Akela Tha, Kafila Bi Uska Tha..


Sath-Sath Chalne Ki Soch Bi Uski Thi,
Fir Raasta Badalne Ka Faisla Bhi Uska Tha...


Aaj Kyo Akela Hoon Main, Dil Sawal Karta Hai,
Log to Uske The,
Kya KHUDA Bhi Uska Tha....?
Posted 16 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Posted 18 May 2006

BadShaH1 says
yar koi funny sa flirtoo msg plzz
Posted 21 May 2006

funny gal says
My magical watch says u ain't wearing any panties
oh u are? it must be an hour fast!!

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life
but only tru friends will leave footprints in ur heart
u left urs......in mine!!

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden,
I asked for a tree, he gave me a forest,
I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean,
I asked for an angel, and he sent me YOU

I looked up ***y in the dictionary today,
and UR name was listed.

Upon receiving this text u must send it to
1 person u hate
1 person u like
1 person u love
1 person u really fancy
And think about why i sent it to u!!

What a great body!!
Those beautiful eyes
A pure soul... a ***y body
Enough about me!! How r u?

Posted 21 May 2006

Good
Posted 21 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
hi hi hi tt   bhaiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted 21 May 2006

hi hi hi paree sis
Posted 21 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Namaskar, Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen, Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen. Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,Hum samajh jaenge..within 5m
in.



2) Madmast hawa ha,Mausam bhi suhana ha, Madmast hawa ha,mausam bhi suhana ha,Bandar English me Hindi pad raha ha,kya educational zamana hai.



3) DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...



4) Wen TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND...? Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?Sardar: DOWNWARDS. . . .


5) Exams are like WIVES: 1.Too Many Questions. 2.Difficult To Understand. 3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 4.Result Is Always Unexpected.


6) Sardar watching star tv..
Bechme advertize aya 'aap dekh rahe hai 'star tv'..
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu......


7) What will be written on the tomb stone when malika dies? A: AT last she sleeps alone!


8) Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, woh aankhon se war karti hai, maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai


9) Q:why do boys go 2temples?


Ans:Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find
Pooja
Bhkti
Bhawana
Shrdha
Aarti
Archna
Aradhna
Laxmi
Jyoti..



10) Zid Apni Na Chhodi
aur pyar bhara dil tod
diya..!
kuchh paiso k liye
zaalim tumne SMS
karna chhod diya.
Posted 21 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Teen Tracker said:

hi hi hi paree sis


yah pari kon hay
Posted 21 May 2006

~QUEEN~ says
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..


Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho,
Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!


Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!


When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works,
When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!


Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!


Mere SMS je charche jahan main hone lage, log mere diwane hone lage,
khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhae SMS mila, jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!


jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!
Posted 21 May 2006

~CHANDNI~ said:

Teen Tracker said:

hi hi hi paree sis


yah pari kon hay

kisi bewakoof chandnee ka poorana naam
Posted 21 May 2006

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