~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone except his

Boyfriend........she always used to say that I"ll marry you if i could see
!!


suddenly one day some one donated her eyes.......and then when she saw her

Boyfriend......she was astonished to see that her Boyfriend was also

blind........


Her boyfriend then asked...WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW ? she simply
refused..........


Her Boyfriend went away saying
....JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES !!!
Posted 22 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Har Kisi Se Zyada, Bus Khuda Se Kum,
Hamain Itni Muhabbat Hai Tumse Sanam.
Ab Chahe Parain Ishq Main Jitne Sitam,
Tumhe Paana Hai Chaahe Jitne Ho Ghum.
Labon Ne Na Bola, Par Is Jahan Ki Kasam,
Agar Hota Jayaz, Pujte Tum Ko Hum.
Posted 22 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
very nice chandni g
Posted 22 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
chandbabu said:

very nice chandni g



woh to hay ahem ahem
Posted 22 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
zaberdast sister
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

zaberdast sister

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woh to hay
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
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AALAH PAAK hamy MAAF KER DE OR HUM KO NAIK KAAM KERNAY KI TOUFIQ DE OR KHUSHIYAAN DE
Posted 23 Aug 2006

javad says
WOLOGKITNAYBATAMEZHOTAYHAINJOBINASPACEKMSGLIKHTAYHAINAURWOLO GUNSAYBHIZIADAJAHILHOTAYHAINJOUSMSGKOPARHNAYMAINAPNAY5MINUTZ AYAKARDETAYHAIN.





Posted 23 Aug 2006

~QUEEN~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehs s ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahs s ki,D r rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahs




Phool khilte rahein zindigi ki raah mein,
Hassi chamakti rahe aap ki nigah mein,
Kadam kadam per mile khushi ki bahar aap ko,
Dil deeta hai yehi dua baar baar aapko.

Posted 23 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
hummmmm
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
nice queen
Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Posted 23 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
~CHANDNI~ said:

There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone except his

Boyfriend........she always used to say that I"ll marry you if i could see
!!


suddenly one day some one donated her eyes.......and then when she saw her

Boyfriend......she was astonished to see that her Boyfriend was also

blind........


Her boyfriend then asked...WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW ? she simply
refused..........


Her Boyfriend went away saying
....JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES !!!




dekha girls ka haal
boys to masoom ho tahi hai
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says

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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
bolo   bolo
koch to bolo
   chanda ki chandni lay gay baziiiiiiiiii
Posted 23 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
lo main Aga yaa
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
chandbabu said:

lo main Aga yaa



abb wapis chly jao chano
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 23 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
chandi
lateefy na post kero okay
Posted 23 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
Posted 23 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
Sardar ji tripling with friends on bike when traffic seargent signaled to stop...
SARDAR JI: Sorry bhaa ji ..jaga nai hey
Posted 23 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....
Posted 24 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten.All things come to an end but precious friends like U a remembered forever....
Posted 24 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Sardar: Itne kam marks? Do thappar marne chahiye.
Bacha: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Lady to Sikh inspector : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Inspector: Why don't u cook something else.



Patient to Doc:
Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor:
Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Posted 24 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
ha a ah ahahhahahaha
Posted 24 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
chatting chatting...yes mama...flirting gals...no mama...telling a
lie no mama...open your account...hahaha
Posted 26 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
ha ha ha hah
Posted 26 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
~CHANDNI~ said:

chatting chatting...yes mama...flirting gals...no mama...telling a
lie no mama...open your account...hahaha





hahaha
sho cute!
Posted 26 Aug 2006

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