~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

cutefriend says
more sms plzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 08 Aug 2006

Rapunzel says
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)


Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...


You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....


Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Posted 08 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
Posted 09 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
Posted 09 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
koi aur sms
Posted 11 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
nahi
Posted 11 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
karna kiya hy



Posted 16 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
bate dino sayhaffton pay agy
   app haffton say mahino pay
abb to bate sallon
pay agy




















ab to naha lo
Posted 16 Aug 2006

cutefriend says


Posted 16 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
Posted 17 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
mumtaz wala sms delete ho gaya pari post keroo dobara
Posted 18 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
Posted 18 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
sms
Posted 18 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
no do main send ker tha hoon

yaraaaa rona nahi abhi

Posted 19 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Is Dil mein aansuyon ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumhe mail karte hain
Dekho zara hum kitne vele hain


You must be a good Runner because you are
always running in my mind. You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter...
because I Miss You Always...!


Kya ankheiN hain aapki, kya batein hain aapki
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
Jesay..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se BHOOT nikal aaya hai....

Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

Teri yaad mein humne pencil uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha keh usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt ye mera bill bohat aata hai

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better Guy

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe hairaan hoti, tum uss baat pe kitna hansti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitnon ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth LAAL hote hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se ye awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

what is wrong with your Cell every time i call a voice comes the
subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact ZOO for detail...!

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

.Government has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country !!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????


Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khuama-khua cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai

Kon kehta hai dost keh tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

Jawani ke din chamkeelay ho gaye
aur husn ke taiwar nokeelay ho gaye
izhar-e-muhabbat main ham zara dheelay kia hoay
Udhar unke haath PEELAY ho gaye -
Posted 19 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

mumtaz wala sms delete ho gaya pari post keroo dobara



ok   cf   wait app 2   min
wait
karo    ham kal wapis aty hya lol
Posted 19 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 Aug 2006

Gohar says
hai.........
kya hal hai
Posted 20 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
Railway mein job kerni hey?
88,000 mileingey...

kam yey hey key train ki "Head Lights" toot gayi heyn,apko moam batti ley key train key agey agey bhagna hey...

Posted 20 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
10 sardars n a girl hanging frm helicopter rope.Pilot says 1 will have to go becuz load too much. Girl says"I will Sacrifice for others..."
All the Sardars start clapping....

Posted 20 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
Ek tusi sharmandeh bohot ho,
Ek tusi itrandey bohot ho,
Dil kerda hey tuhannu dinner tey ley jawan,
Par tussi khandey vi bohot ho...

Posted 20 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
FRIEND: Tera viah ho gaya..?
SARDAR: haa kuri naal
FRIEND: oye ..Munde naal vi honda ae?
SARDAR: haa. meri behn da hoya...
Posted 20 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
LARKI: Mummy ..munday a rae ney..
MUMMY; BETi andar aja.. unki niat theek nai lagti..
LARKI: MUMMY _____ vi naal hey
MUMMY: Phir apni BILLI vi ander ker ley...

Posted 20 Aug 2006

BadShaH1 says
WIFE:Sheikh saab jab aap ko thund lagti hey to kia kertey hein?
SHEIKH SAAB: mein heater key paas beth jata hoon
WIFE: Aut ziada thund lagey to
SHEIKH SAAB: heater on ker leta hoon...

Posted 20 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
Posted 20 Aug 2006

cutefriend says
Posted 20 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
A beautiful love story-

A boy n gal loved each other,unfortunatly d gal died...
Aftr death she said to d boy "ek vada tha tera har vade k peche,tu milega mujhe har gali, har darwaze k piche, par tu hi bewafa nikla, ek tu hi na tha mere janaze k peche."

Itne me ek awaz ayi, d gal shockd, ye uske boyfrnd ki awaz thi, he said "ek vada tha mere har vade k peche, main milunga tujhe har gali k har darwaze k peche, par tune hi mud k na dekha,ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peeche
Posted 21 Aug 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehs s ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahs s ki,D r rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahs
Posted 21 Aug 2006

chandbabu says
very nice
Posted 21 Aug 2006

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