~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

cutefriend says
~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

my cousin
he is in switzerland

so thats yyyyyyyyyyyyy


us ullo ke itni baaar time bataya hia
per har bar bhool jata hia


   wesy apes ki bat hay   ham bhi to kabhi kabhi adhi raat may app ko sms kar daety hay
   
Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again*


per tab apun jaag raha hota hia
ap tu kerti hooo kabhi 1 yan zyada se zyada 2
apun tu ab jag raha hota hia
yeh der tak jagnye wali baat mama ko nai batani
Posted 27 Sep 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Badi gehrai se chaha hai tujhe badi duaoo se paya tujhe tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise, kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe
Posted 27 Sep 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Badi gehrai se chaha hai tujhe badi duaoo se paya tujhe tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise, kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe


LEAVES dont just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS dont just FORM in the sky, ANGELS dont just COME DOWN from heaven n I dont just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
Posted 27 Sep 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 27 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
wah jee wah
Posted 27 Sep 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
ok   sweet   cf abb ijazet do kal milltyv hay    by by
Posted 27 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
okye bye bye
tke care
ALLAH HAFIZ
Posted 27 Sep 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

okye bye bye
tke care
ALLAH HAFIZ






abb ajo may wait kar rahy hoon
Posted 30 Sep 2006

cutefriend says
~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

okye bye bye
tke care
ALLAH HAFIZ






abb ajo may wait kar rahy hoon


woh main a hi raha tha tyre puncture ho gaya car ka tu late ho gaya
phir socha ab kiya kerna ab tu late ho gaya hoon
Posted 30 Sep 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
zaberdast
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
thannx
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
A friend can be like a Teddy Bear
to hug and hold when the world
has given you all you can bear.

A hug of friendship
is an incredible feeling
which can mean a lot more
if it's given with meaning.
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
zaberdast sistereeee
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?





In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, " My lord, not a single child resembles him ."
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband





One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"

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Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Husband & Wife - No Answer Back





A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, " I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer bac k.
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Husband & Wife - Problem Father





"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. " What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it ye t.
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Posted 01 Oct 2006

kahan hain sms kahan hay sms kahan hain sms
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Posted 01 Oct 2006

Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Teen Tracker said:

kahan hain sms kahan hay sms kahan hain sms



tt   bhai ayeee
Posted 01 Oct 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Teen Tracker said:





Husband & Wife - Come Home Late





A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, " You see, his name is Bill ."
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
Posted 01 Oct 2006

cutefriend says
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Posted 01 Oct 2006

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