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~CHANDNI~ said:
cutefriend said:
my cousin he is in switzerland
so thats yyyyyyyyyyyyy
us ullo ke itni baaar time bataya hia per har bar bhool jata hia
wesy apes ki bat hay ham bhi to kabhi kabhi adhi raat may app ko sms kar daety hay
Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again*
per tab apun jaag raha hota hia ap tu kerti hooo kabhi 1 yan zyada se zyada 2 apun tu ab jag raha hota hia yeh der tak jagnye wali baat mama ko nai batani
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Badi gehrai se chaha hai tujhe badi duaoo se paya tujhe tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise, kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe
LEAVES dont just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS dont just FORM in the sky, ANGELS dont just COME DOWN from heaven n I dont just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
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The beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
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Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, " My lord, not a single child resembles him ."
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Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"
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Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, " I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer bac k.
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. " What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it ye t.
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, " You see, his name is Bill ."
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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai