~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
BoRnFl_iRt said:

GoooD .. Thankoooo


Oyeee Pariye hun Ker Gal ..



    han bool   bacha   kiya bat hay
Posted 12 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
BadShaH1 said:

UNIVERISTY TRIP mein Antakshari shuru honey sey pele larkia larko sey kehne lagin..
"Hum tume hara ker dekhaaen gae..."

Boyz: " HUm har gaye,..ab dekhao"


   hello badsha
   akk malika   odasss   hay app kay liee
Posted 12 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
BoRnFl_iRt said:

Yaar Pari Kaash Iss Waqt online Hoti ..

hamy missss kar rahy hooo
Posted 12 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

To Phir Chup Jana ...

lol     woh to    choop hi jay ga   idea karo ager tumhay   chopna para to kahan   chopooooo   gay motty


So Simple ..

Tumhare Peeche LoLz....
hi hi hi
so funny tumahy   yah galat fahmi kaisy ho gay ham   tumhary pas   ayee gay


Abhi Kal Hi To Mil Ker Lunch Kiya Tha Bhool Bhi Gayein .. LoLz..

Waise Kasam se Mere Saare Paisoon K samoose Kha Liye Iss Mooti PARI Ne ...
Posted 12 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

itna    mota    bad kay   nichay kaisy asakta   hay



Tum Chup Sakti Ho To Kiya Main Tum Se Zayada Mota To Nahin Hoon LoLz...


lolz ALLAH   maff kary   kahan ham kaha tum   tum to     ADNAN SAMI ka bhi record torchokay hoo


Aur Tum Jo Fat Women Contest Jeeti Hoi Ho Uss Ka Kiya ?
Posted 12 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

GoooD .. Thankoooo


Oyeee Pariye hun Ker Gal ..



    han bool   bacha   kiya bat hay


HaaaaaaaaaN Zahiri Si Baat Hai Iss Moooti Aurat K Saamne Main To Bacha Hi Lahoonga Na .. KhiKhiKhiKhiKhiK...
Posted 12 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

Yaar Pari Kaash Iss Waqt online Hoti ..

hamy missss kar rahy hooo


Nahin Tumhara Weight Check Kerne K Liye CRAIN Bulwayee Thi LoLz...
Posted 12 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

To Phir Chup Jana ...

lol     woh to    choop hi jay ga   idea karo ager tumhay   chopna para to kahan   chopooooo   gay motty


So Simple ..

Tumhare Peeche LoLz....
hi hi hi
so funny tumahy   yah galat fahmi kaisy ho gay ham   tumhary pas   ayee gay


Abhi Kal Hi To Mil Ker Lunch Kiya Tha Bhool Bhi Gayein .. LoLz..

Waise Kasam se Mere Saare Paisoon K samoose Kha Liye Iss Mooti PARI Ne ...

ise liye   tumhary hath nhi aty i know tum nay lunch pay bola kay bhi samosay khilany hay
Posted 13 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

itna    mota    bad kay   nichay kaisy asakta   hay



Tum Chup Sakti Ho To Kiya Main Tum Se Zayada Mota To Nahin Hoon LoLz...


lolz ALLAH   maff kary   kahan ham kaha tum   tum to     ADNAN SAMI ka bhi record torchokay hoo


Aur Tum Jo Fat Women Contest Jeeti Hoi Ho Uss Ka Kiya ?


    sab janty hay tumhay bhi hamy   bhi kiyon jb walo??????
Posted 13 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
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¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡You Make Me Smile!


WHY?

Because you are beautiful...
Because you are kind...
Because you are wonderful...
Because you are caring...
Because you are funny...
Because you are smart...
Because you are cute...
Because you are sweet...
Because you are understanding...
Because you are my best friend...
Because You Are YOU...


but   not u adii mottty
Posted 13 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 14 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!
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Posted 14 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))
Posted 14 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
faces of man
after engagement SUPERMAN
after marriage GENTLEMAN
after 10 years WATCHMAN
after 20 years DOBERMAN
Posted 15 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....
Posted 16 Jan 2007

cutefriend says
Posted 16 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says

abb app ki bary   cf
Posted 16 Jan 2007

cutefriend says
han ab meri baari hia offline honye ki
Posted 16 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

To Phir Chup Jana ...

lol     woh to    choop hi jay ga   idea karo ager tumhay   chopna para to kahan   chopooooo   gay motty


So Simple ..

Tumhare Peeche LoLz....
hi hi hi
so funny tumahy   yah galat fahmi kaisy ho gay ham   tumhary pas   ayee gay


Abhi Kal Hi To Mil Ker Lunch Kiya Tha Bhool Bhi Gayein .. LoLz..

Waise Kasam se Mere Saare Paisoon K samoose Kha Liye Iss Mooti PARI Ne ...

ise liye   tumhary hath nhi aty i know tum nay lunch pay bola kay bhi samosay khilany hay


Shuker Ada Kero Keh Woh Bhi Tumhein Khila Raha Hoon Werna Mera Iraada Tha Tumhein Namak Pare Hi Khila Ker Farigh Ker Doonga LoLz...
Posted 16 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

itna    mota    bad kay   nichay kaisy asakta   hay



Tum Chup Sakti Ho To Kiya Main Tum Se Zayada Mota To Nahin Hoon LoLz...


lolz ALLAH   maff kary   kahan ham kaha tum   tum to     ADNAN SAMI ka bhi record torchokay hoo


Aur Tum Jo Fat Women Contest Jeeti Hoi Ho Uss Ka Kiya ?


    sab janty hay tumhay bhi hamy   bhi kiyon jb walo??????


Mujhe To Jaante Hain Tumhein Jab Jaan Liya To Phir Haye ALLAH In Becharon Ka Kiya Hoga .. Kayee Dil TuT Paj Jayien Gay LoLz...
Posted 16 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

¡¡¢¾ ¢¾ ¢¾ ¢¾
¡¡¢¾ ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
¡¡¢¾
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡You Make Me Smile!


WHY?

Because you are beautiful...
Because you are kind...
Because you are wonderful...
Because you are caring...
Because you are funny...
Because you are smart...
Because you are cute...
Because you are sweet...
Because you are understanding...
Because you are my best friend...
Because You Are YOU...


but   not u adii mottty



Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Ne Yeh Sab Mere Liye Likha Hai Aur Aakhiri Line Tum Ne Sirf Mazaak Main Likhi Hai .. Main Jaanta Hoon Dil K Halaat .. LoLz...

Per Sun Lo Aurat .. Main Phansne Waala Nahin HAHAHAHAH...
Posted 16 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!
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Dil Se Dil Ko Rahat Hoti Hai ..

Tum Ne Pukaara Aur Hum Chale Aye ..
Posted 16 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
~CHANDNI~ said:

R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))



Bas Ab Sab K Saamne Bhaande To Mat Phooro Na Apne Aur Mere LoLzz..
Posted 16 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
Tumhien Bari Fiker Hai .. LoLzz....
Posted 16 Jan 2007

Posted 17 Jan 2007

cutefriend says
KING OF JB said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

Tumhien Bari Fiker Hai .. LoLzz....



wo es liya k khush fahmi main maray he na jao kahi




kuloon per biryani honi chahye
Posted 17 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
Rehan M Din said:



Aap Ka Moun Aise Kaise Huwa ?
Posted 17 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
KING OF JB said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

Tumhien Bari Fiker Hai .. LoLzz....



wo es liya k khush fahmi main maray he na jao kahi


Nahin Nahin Marne Nahin Doonga Itni Jaldi Tumhein ..
Abhi Tum Ne Uss Ki Shaadi Main Shamyaana Bhi Lagana Hai Aur CF Ne Gana Bajana Aur Naachna Bhi Hai ..
Posted 17 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
cutefriend said:

KING OF JB said:

BoRnFl_iRt said:

Tumhien Bari Fiker Hai .. LoLzz....



wo es liya k khush fahmi main maray he na jao kahi




kuloon per biryani honi chahye


HAHAHAHAHAHAA ....
Posted 17 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
KING OF JB said:

fiker not milay gi zaroor milay gi



Koun Baantey Ga ..

PARI Ko Mat Bhoolna Plzzzz
Posted 17 Jan 2007

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