~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

ONLYARBAB says
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board




WASH BASIN
Posted 07 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Posted 07 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
Posted 07 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!
Posted 07 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out


and says


YES..
NO..
YES..
NO..
YES..
NO
Posted 07 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ....
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi
Posted 07 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
kahan hain sab yaar

aa bhi jao koi to
Posted 07 Dec 2006

wah bhai wah
Posted 07 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
ONLYARBAB said:

Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!






Posted 12 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.
Posted 12 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Teen Tracker said:

wah bhai wah



bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
Posted 12 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
KING OF JB said:

good yaar lagay raho


welcome   mg
Posted 12 Dec 2006

Rapunzel says
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White
Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the ,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ?
THINK ???? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??”


Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border.
But surprised they r not fighting !
Do u know wy ?
Coz dhishum dhishum
to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !
Posted 12 Dec 2006

Rapunzel says
Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho,
1 tum kitne sacche ho,
1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.

Posted 12 Dec 2006

Rapunzel says
Can U believe things ppl do??!!
I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir,
In the middle of the aarti,
he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked,
I nearly dropped my beer!
Posted 12 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
rapunzel said:

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White
Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the ,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ?
THINK ???? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??”


Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border.
But surprised they r not fighting !
Do u know wy ?
Coz dhishum dhishum
to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !




Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
haha kia ho rahah hay
Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta :
Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
hoga....???
Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar...!!!
Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The
guy replies: Thanks for the warning
Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
2 Dost Suicide karne gae,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??


Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Posted 12 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
ONLYARBAB said:

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??


Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Posted 12 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Posted 12 Dec 2006

aaj kal OA ne chandni ki duty simbhalee hui hay
Posted 13 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Kanto ke badale
phool kya donge ,
aansu ke badale
khushi kya donge,
hum chahte hai
Aapse umar bhar dosti ,
hamare is saval ka
javab kya donge.....


bolo





bolo na??????
Posted 13 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Teen Tracker said:

aaj kal OA ne chandni ki duty simbhalee hui hay



kisi nay kuch kaha mujhey aisa lag raha hay
Posted 14 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
KING OF JB said:

yahi lagta hain




kia lagta hay thanda ya garam
Posted 14 Dec 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
lol
Posted 14 Dec 2006

ONLYARBAB says
tum kia day saktey ho
Posted 15 Dec 2006

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