~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

tableehi jamat key ameer ney safar per rawana honey sey pehley apnay sathion ko hidayat ki key agar koi aurat nazar aye to "ASTAGFIRULLAH" parhaein. Safar shuru hoa or kafi dar tak koi aurat nazar nai ayi. echanak 1 sathi bola "ASTAGFIRULLAH"...



baqi sab: "KIDHER HEY KIDHER HEY"......

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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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msgs k bhoke log
kuch b msg aye parhne ki koshish karte hain

ary   arbab hasty raho ga yah hameryliye koi sms bhi bhajo gay

hamera akk kam karooo



hamy call karo
yah lo hamera   no

o3oo.........
abb bahan karo gay card nahi hay to yah lo    card
secrach karo or hamy call kRO

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LOL

Even
If i dont see..
YOU!



Even
We have...



Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings...........



Always
Remember tht
My "CARE" 4 Uwill
Never B Less

oooooooooo
hamari gher mojoodgi may .......

~CHANDNI~ said:

ary   arbab hasty raho ga yah hameryliye koi sms bhi bhajo gay

haan jee may nay pakistna post say bheja hay aap ko sms pohonc jay ga

aik truck dosrey ko khench kar lay ja raha tha

aik sardar jee nay dekha to bohot hansa

aur

bola

aik rasi ko uthaney k liye do do truck

once a teacher give an essay to sardar jee on cricket match


on the next day when teacher says to sardar jee
where is the essay

the sardar jee write on page "due to rain no match"

it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paer that we use in 1 exam




join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees by








SAY NO TO EXAMS

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CoOoOL...
Watching cricket..!!
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Weight lifting...yesss
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arbab   and   cf dekho mery gary
app kay pass   bhijwa   rahy hoon










han jee kapra   maro or wapiss   bhajo

ONLYARBAB said:

it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paer that we use in 1 exam




join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees by











SAY NO TO EXAMS

ONLYARBAB said:

once a teacher give an essay to sardar jee on cricket match


on the next day when teacher says to sardar jee
where is the essay

the sardar jee write on page "due to rain no match"

बराह सचमुच बहुत बदिया हॆ. तो पान्डे जी अब तो आप बहुत खुश होगे सब को उप्योग करना चहिये पहले तख्ती पर िलखो िफ़र कापी पेस्ट करो। बडा झंझट है भाई।इससे बेह्तर तरीका है िक बरहा का उपयोग करो और सीधे औरकुट में टाईप करो। और क्रपा कर्के हर पोस्ट के बाद दबाना ना भूलें। मेरे विचार में तख्ती से गई ..



..dun worry....Meri Khud KcuH sAmjh meIN naHi aYA!!!lo0lx

akk jatt apni rista lay kay jata hay or dekho kaisy perposs karta girl hay
KUTa marr gya razay witch
jatt pagel hay tery judai witch
fernal nay macher baee nahi sakda
jutt tery bin rah nahi sakda

keran main nazara jadoon teri tasver da
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kuch yaad aya chandani

cutefriend said:

keran main nazara jadoon teri tasver da
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kuch yaad aya chandani

han je   hi hi hi

God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

haan jee kahan tak poohonchi gari

Bas!! mujhse aur nahi hoga..
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
maine apko kiya na..!! chalo ab ap karo... karo na...

I m excited.... Karo na...



SMS




2)



Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.






3)



Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in d sky Dropping sh*t into ur eye.
U don't worry u don't cry U just thank God that cows do not fly....






4)



AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu

1 botle pani fridge me rakho 2 ghante baad nikalo,
paani 1dum thanda hoga aur 'THANDA MATLAB' Coca-Cola





5)



Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain...






6)



Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.






7)



Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"






8)



Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!





9)



If dentists make films, d names will be -
- Daant ho na ho
- Jaanam brush karo
- Aa ab clean karen
- Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
- Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)






10)



2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool.....!

ONLYARBAB said:

haan jee kahan tak poohonchi gari

   tum   nay    dheka   hi nahi lagaya

smooker302 said:

Bas!! mujhse aur nahi hoga..
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
maine apko kiya na..!! chalo ab ap karo... karo na...

I m excited.... Karo na...



SMS




2)



Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.






3)



Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in d sky Dropping sh*t into ur eye.
U don't worry u don't cry U just thank God that cows do not fly....






4)



AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu

1 botle pani fridge me rakho 2 ghante baad nikalo,
paani 1dum thanda hoga aur 'THANDA MATLAB' Coca-Cola





5)



Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain...






6)



Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.






7)



Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"






8)



Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!





9)



If dentists make films, d names will be -
- Daant ho na ho
- Jaanam brush karo
- Aa ab clean karen
- Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
- Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)






10)



2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool.....!

cf your turn