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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms

Posted 22 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya...
Laila na 3 din khana nahi kaya...
Laila marne wali thi. Majnu ka pyaar ma...
or majnu beta tha...
Sms free hona ka intazar ma...
Posted 22 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
paki_fan said:

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya...
Laila na 3 din khana nahi kaya...
Laila marne wali thi. Majnu ka pyaar ma...
or majnu beta tha...
Sms free hona ka intazar ma...



Posted 22 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
paki_fan said:

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms



chamajh nahin ai tay armch taat dien and legch feel nahin ho lahien?

toi chamjhaey
Posted 22 Mar 2005
Bazigaar says
Posted 22 Mar 2005
Dua_786 says
paki_fan said:

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya...
Laila na 3 din khana nahi kaya...
Laila marne wali thi. Majnu ka pyaar ma...
or majnu beta tha...
Sms free hona ka intazar ma...



Posted 22 Mar 2005
Bazigaar says
Posted 22 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
Balich said:

paki_fan said:

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms



chamajh nahin ai tay armch taat dien and legch feel nahin ho lahien?

toi chamjhaey

wohi to
Posted 22 Mar 2005
guest. says


balich...issliye k jab woh haathon say chu nahin sakay ga tou osay mehsoos bhi nahin ho ga k os ki taangein hein ya nahin

samjh aaya..ya nahin
Posted 22 Mar 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya...
Laila na 3 din khana nahi kaya...
Laila marne wali thi. Majnu ka pyaar ma...
or majnu beta tha...
Sms free hona ka intazar ma...




kanjosssssss majnu .....hoho heheheheheheh
Posted 23 Mar 2005
Awaaara says
Posted 23 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya...
Laila na 3 din khana nahi kaya...
Laila marne wali thi. Majnu ka pyaar ma...
or majnu beta tha...
Sms free hona ka intazar ma...




kanjosssssss majnu .....hoho heheheheheheh

Posted 23 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
kash_beauty said:



balich...issliye k jab woh haathon say chu nahin sakay ga tou osay mehsoos bhi nahin ho ga k os ki taangein hein ya nahin

samjh aaya..ya nahin


exactly.. per we don't really need our arms to feel our legs do we? we can feel them anyway
Posted 23 Mar 2005
SohniKuddi says
YEAH I MEAN IF U CANT FEEL THEM U CAN AT LEAST SEE THEM
Posted 23 Mar 2005
Bazigaar says
Posted 23 Mar 2005
guest. says
itni kanfusion kyun baazi
Posted 23 Mar 2005
guest. says
paki_fan said:


exactly.. per we don't really need our arms to feel our legs do we? we can feel them anyway



abb os k paas itni akal hoti tou woh sawal he na karta
Posted 23 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
paki_fan said:

Balich said:

paki_fan said:

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms



chamajh nahin ai tay armch taat dien and legch feel nahin ho lahien?

toi chamjhaey

wohi to


Tiya wohi?
Posted 24 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
kash_beauty said:



balich...issliye k jab woh haathon say chu nahin sakay ga tou osay mehsoos bhi nahin ho ga k os ki taangein hein ya nahin

samjh aaya..ya nahin



hmmm chamajh ai to hay aap ti baat but nahiiiiiiiin na
hachi bi nahin a lahi
Posted 24 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
kash_beauty said:



balich...issliye k jab woh haathon say chu nahin sakay ga tou osay mehsoos bhi nahin ho ga k os ki taangein hein ya nahin

samjh aaya..ya nahin



hmmm chamajh ai to hay aap ti baat but nahiiiiiiiin na
hachi bi nahin a lahi
Posted 24 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
paki_fan said:

kash_beauty said:



balich...issliye k jab woh haathon say chu nahin sakay ga tou osay mehsoos bhi nahin ho ga k os ki taangein hein ya nahin

samjh aaya..ya nahin


exactly.. per we don't really need our arms to feel our legs do we? we can feel them anyway


haan na yahi to
Posted 24 Mar 2005
Guests_0001 says
kash_beauty said:

paki_fan said:


exactly.. per we don't really need our arms to feel our legs do we? we can feel them anyway



abb os k paas itni akal hoti tou woh sawal he na karta


oh atha
Posted 24 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
kash_beauty said:

paki_fan said:


exactly.. per we don't really need our arms to feel our legs do we? we can feel them anyway



abb os k paas itni akal hoti tou woh sawal he na karta

Posted 24 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
Balich said:

paki_fan said:

kash_beauty said:



balich...issliye k jab woh haathon say chu nahin sakay ga tou osay mehsoos bhi nahin ho ga k os ki taangein hein ya nahin

samjh aaya..ya nahin


exactly.. per we don't really need our arms to feel our legs do we? we can feel them anyway


haan na yahi to
Posted 24 Mar 2005
momojp18 says
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Posted 24 Mar 2005
momojp18 says
Pick-Up Lines:
* "Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"
* "Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
* "Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"
* "Why are you naat filupping the blanks?"
* Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married : " Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her ."
* Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams : " Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "
* " Don't talk like that in front of my back "
* "Dont stand in front of my back"
* " Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying . No shock. "
* " Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A. "
* "Repeat again please!"
* "Mistake became wrong!"
* "Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?"
* "Pliss, close the fan!"

Posted 24 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
* " Don't talk like that in front of my back "
* "Dont stand in front of my back"
Posted 24 Mar 2005
momojp18 says
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles... * Login Karo Sajana * Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya * Shaheed Hacker Singh * Password De Ke Dekho * Mr.Network Lal * Terminal Sajaake Rakhna * Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani * Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha * Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi * Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 24 Mar 2005
momojp18 says
A sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour. Somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya? sardar - hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi.

Posted 24 Mar 2005
Bazigaar says
Posted 24 Mar 2005
guest. says
GOSHHH
Posted 24 Mar 2005
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