A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
Lashakir
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[>Rail k dibby men do musafir akhtty aik hi seat per betty sffur kr rhy thy. Train chali tu kuch der bad aik musaffir ny kha:"thandi hwa aarhi hy " aur yeh kh kr kherki band kr di. thorri der bad dussry musaffir ny "dum gut rha hy " kh kr kherki khol di . kuch der bad phly mussaffir ny "sardii lg rhi hy " k kr kherki band kr di . kuch der bad dussry ny "bht garmii hy " kh kr kherki khol di . donon bar bar yhi krty rhy aur bilaakher lrr prry yeh dykh kr tessry mussaffir ny musskraty howy un sy kha "bhai ! lrrty kiun ho ? kherki men tu shesha hi nhi hy ":D<]
Lashakir
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Sardarji :I want to stich curtain for my computer Tailor : Why curtain for computer Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer
Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life? Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum . How about u? Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb
Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... Dard hai to vicks Balm Hai
Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends
Sardaarji tells his wife Tum meri Kalpana ho Tum meri Bhavana ho Tum meri prerna ho Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho
Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin Again had twins named Peter & Repeater Again had twins named Max & Climax Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired
Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u vegetarian/non-vegetarian Laloo says I am sagittarian Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari hai/Mamsahari hai Laloo says " Main Bihari hoon"
once in a helicopter,P.M,pilot,teacher and a student were going,suddenly helicopter got breakdown ,now the flight was crashing down,pilot said that there are only 3 parachutes,pilot took one of them and went with that,now there are only 2 parachutes and 3 members within in a moment P.M took the another parachute and went happily,now there is only one parachute and a teacher and student.teacher said to the boy please take the parachute and go,then the boy said that no problem madam P.M took away my bag thinking that it's a parachute.......
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Dad to son: When I beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:I start cleaning toilet. Dad: How does that satisfy u? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
a beggar told to a men sir please give me one bread , I am very hungry . That person told that my wife is not in the home then beggar told sir I want bread not your wife .
son: when i grow up i wanna be a pilot and i will go over our house mom: how am i gonna know that it's you? son : when i will go i will throw a bomb in our house.
Lashakir
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• Paki and the insect An insect falls into a mug of beer... Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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Lashakir said:
• Paki and the insect An insect falls into a mug of beer... Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
