ather hai magroor lela (lamb)
hahahahaha hehehhheeee....



sofffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,
kya batauuu kya hua hai




frangi bawa kami to har cheez ki hoti hai
jo jitna hai kam hai





puddgggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
how come i dont see ya often here

Doctor Sam said:

Khud ko shamil na karo logon main
LOg to be-wafa bhi hotay hain

hum ko aik aur sheir yaad aa gaya

shukar hai hum ba-wafa nahi
wafadaar to ..........
agay pata nahi kya tha



tobaaaa tobaaaaahh astakhfaaaarrr
kaise kaise sher banate hein log

aaaaae laaaaaaaaaa reyyy



toba toba reyyyy
teri surattt
mashaallah reyy
teri surat


hae haee kya ishtyyyle mei haiii munda

haaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
mee huuuuuuuuuuuu meee

meeee huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu





DON




aaaaa saru saru saru
nahi na saru thori hai

kya karein
aaap koi TOPIC start kyun nahi karte

yar iss list k ilawa baki kafi batein mera personal opinion hai (simple logic)
so u better ask to someone who knows better



cham cham chaammm

na aaao
tum ko thori dikhani hai,,, tum to khud ko roz dekhte ho

kyunnnnnn bataaauuuuuuu

oupsss,,, athar hum se naraz
haaaaae,,, dil taras gaya tha isss lamhe ko






abayyyyyyyyyy kahan hooo

yani k
dimag mauuuf hone se pehle kya tha

yeh nikama kaun hai

do do kaaainchi hai hamare paas
sab bhaag jao apni apni jeib pe haath rakh k

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaa
chaliye phir ab to ather ki musakti hui pic post kar hi deti hu


kal tak wait kijiye

chalo jiii
sab chupi hui larkiyan bahir aa ja'ain
khatra takreeeban tal gaya





la laa lala lalala lalaaa
hum ko pata haaiii, shadi kis se ho rahi haaii
na naa naaa naeerrrrrrr
abhi foran invite karo cf warna pol khol du gi

hum ko bhi bataiye
yeh kaun log hein jiii




awwww shooffffiiiiiiiiii

kuch nahi hua

hmmmmmmmmm...
uninvited is right


kharabi mob or chating mei nahi hai
hum mei hai

u didnt tell ur current job permanent hai ya hone k kitne chances hein
aur abt the 2nd one,, kitne arse tak rahe gi

take risk ;)
par andhon ki tarha nahi

aae la,, daktarrrr
hum lawer ho gae to accountancy aaath aath ansu roe gi



baki k vitamins k asaan tareeeka
jo cheez samne aae, kha jao

he dosnt want me to post it


come on pppplllllllllll
vote

one more fact
a bungy jump over niagara fall must b amazing

soffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
me aaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,, tere liye
hehehheee



frangi bawa
hamare zer e asar rehne se aap ka sense of humour kitna acha ho gaya hai




freddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
tandoor se bethne se jo haal aap ka hua hai na kahin wohi hamara bhi na ho jae (ur avatar ) paise wakhre karne k chakkar mei hairstyle hi na wakhra ho jae

arz kiya hai
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh khe khe khe
adaab arz hai



naya bhai jiiiii
woh kya hai kkkkkk,,, hum nihayat masroofiyat k ba'is bohot din se jb ko sharf e bazyabi nahi inayat kar sake
yeh topic kis liye banaya tha ab to yaad bhi nahi

cf jiii cute hote to nick k saath lagane ki zaroorat na hoti
haaaaa hehehehekekehkheeee...
(kdn)



jhanki talwati hu samajh nahi i


oaayyyyyy
abhi to me ne panga liya nahi kisssi se



kkk kkkk kkkiraannnn
yeh rahiiii me,,   a bit busy these days
ab to aur hone lagi hu :(

yeh tha radio barishstan,, aap ne balich se khabrein suni

abhi aap balich se hi mausam ka haal sunein ge
par pehleeeeeeeeeee
aaiye zara kapre dho lein





yahan ka mausam hai
bahir = cham cham
andar = garam garam
dil ka mausam = bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr aaa aaaeeeeeeee

balich da dhoban
do mann ki dhoban



oupsss.........
heyyyyyyyy mere kapre bhi le jao na yarrrrrrrrrrr, hein bhi haath se dhone waaale
zyad garam pani nahi daalna,, alag alag dhona,, color kharab na ho,,, collar aur pa'inche sahi se ragarna
zyada nichorna nahi,, sahi se stand pe dalna
kharab na hon

yarrr
meri zuban mei kuch ho raha hai

hum sirrfffffffff tang karne aate hein
aur (tang karne k baad) tamasha dekhne







hum se puchiyyyyyyyyyeeeee jiii
k hum
jb pe ab kyun nahi aate

jahan jaiye khush rahiye
Allah miyan aap ko apni amaan mei rakhein

Khuda Nigehban

gunah e kabeera mei sab se bara gunah SHIRK hai
uss k baad ki tarteeb mei grades mei thora fark hai.. for example kuch aur jaga pe adultry is the 7th major sin and lieing is also part of 10 majors sins
the list is quite long by im posting first 20
01. Associating anything with Allah
02. Murder
03. Practising magic
04. Not Praying
05. Not paying Zakat
06. Not fasting on a Day of Ramadan without excuse
07. Not performing Hajj, while being able to do so
08. Disrespect to parents
09. Abandoning relatives
10. Fornication and Adultery
11. Homosexuality (sodomy).
12. Interest (Riba).
13. Wrongfully consuming the property of an orphan.
14. Lying about Allah and His Messenger.
15. Running away from the battlefield.
16. A leader's deceiving his people and being unjust to them.
17. Pride and arrogance.
18. Bearing false witness.
19. Drinking Khamr (wine).
20. Gambling.
21. Slandering chaste women.



maafi harr gunah ki hoti hai sirf SHIRK ki nahi,, but obviously agar koi mushrik sache dil se iman le aae to uss ka pehla shirk maaf hoga
baki ki bhi mafi na mangi jae to mile gi kaise




hmmmmmmmmm... the question KYA MAAFI MIL JATI HAI
who can answer to that ???? NO ONE i guess :)
Allah miyan ka waada hai jo sache dil se maafi mange ga usse mafi di jae gi, par sacha dil kya hota hai
5 min k liye apne kiye pe sharminda ho k aansu bahana aur phir sab bhool jana ??
well I dont know,, maafi kisse mili kisse nahi yeh sirff Allah miyan ko pata hai,, konsi naiki ya konsi ibadat ya konsi maafi kubool hui,,, hum nahi jaan sakte
iss liye kehte hein sacha imaan jiss ka hota hai woh behadddd naik hone k bawajood hamesha andar se larazta rehta hai,, yeh soch kar k kya maloom uss k saare amaal ki hesiyat Khuda ki nazar mei kya hai

one more thing,, gunah ki division kuch logon ne aik aur tarha bhi ki hai
Huqooq ullah adaa na karna aur huqooq ul ibaad ki khilaf warzi karna
its said that Allah miyan apne huqooq adaa na karne ko (except shirk) maaf kar sakte hein kyun k woh uss k aur bande k apas ki mu'amla hai,,, par huqooq ul ibaad ki maafi zyada mushkil hia coz woh shaks tum ko maaf na kre to Allah miyan bhi maaf nahi karein ge, now keep one thing in mind k Allah ki zaar Rehman, Raheem aur Gufoor hai par yeh khoobiyan insanon mie nahi hoti
so we can imagine konse gunah ki maafi muskil hai


hmmm,,, gunah kar raha hai par yeh nahi janta k yeh gunah kabeera hai
cant say anything abt it

but as i said sache dil se maafi mango to maafi mil jati hai

voting hogiiii
sab batao athar ki pic post ki jae k nahi

kal result dekh k faisla hoga