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Topic: LadOoOOoO ke DukhaNnNNn

Asian

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Frankenstein said:

how much per dozen..?
i need brown ladoos
have themm




depends what type of Lado's you want
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: LadOoOOoO ke DukhaNnNNn

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Bazigaar said:

sugar free ladooos




with and without sugar, were flexible
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: LadOoOOoO ke DukhaNnNNn

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shahrukh khan said:

Asian said:

i got another B on my exam, DAM THAT BLOODY B, one mark off an A again , i need exam pratice ask me any legal question you like


Muwahhhhhhhhh sk






hi sharam artie hai
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: LadOoOOoO ke DukhaNnNNn

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SALL said:





upppper asian ka makaaannn
neeeche khaaan ki dokan
laddo ki





he has 10 bedroomed house, dukaa kidder se?

i donno i want Khan all for myself hehehehehehehe


nothing like hearing a man screm "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: Tattoos.......

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what the hell?


no thankyou i will stick to my Khan, likin meai us ko be kala boltie hoon gussa deelnay,


khan ke gussay barray pyaaray


Peshwar ja ker khans ko kalay bolon ge
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: where is asain

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for your own safety NO,

menay kela tha ek din, ball ko bat se mara,

pecha bat ko penkdee, ball umpire ko lagayie woh be udder us ke you know Love below

bat peechay se cousin ke saar per laga

ek game per porrie fielding team to maar daala

woh ker rahay thay Pakistan V india ke matches meai mujay khill ne chiyah
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: Guess whos back

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auntie likes Ferraris
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

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cutefriend said:

khan
acha woh popcorn bananye wala khan

wesye khan ki kismet mari

ha haha

barfee han

merye pass nahi hia



popcorn nahie, Bank meai kaam kerta hai, marshallah achie job hai, naya ghar be le hai us ne abhie, mujay mill ne be aya ga what to wear? heheheh
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: HELP ME PLSSSSSSS

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halat? looks like the works out aunties

i.e auntion ka kaam (the ones who are IDIOTS) wear bright clothes that dont suit, tights ones to, exposing their 3 stomachs, and sit their kala face pink lipstick talking about other peoples daughters


apnie mummy se bolo? meai app ke beti hoon na? to pir? app ko kaya lagta hai meai ko kharab kaam meai jaow ge? app ke khoon ho meai, app khud soocho..........

i was the only asian female in my ENTIRE city out my highschool to go on a weekend away at 10 , the entire popluation of Nottinghamshire decided to raid my house and come up with lines such as

"she will get pregnant"
"she will do drugs"

i was on the vurge of tears, my mommy put her china tea cup down and did something that was bloody brilliant,

she said i was her blood, and she trusted me 110%, with everything, and that instad of looking for faults in my they should look at their own daughters, if they are not busy wearing horroble colour scheme clothing or shoving surma on their big fat eyeballs


i went i had fun i came back, end of, u need to be allowed to make your own choices, kabi kabi logon ne mujay be kharab kaam meai daal ne ke koshi ke

jab insaan ke neeyat saaf hai, to pir agaur mahool kharab hai is ka ye to nahie matlab ke insaan be ho ga
Posted 16 Feb 2006

Topic: Auto Show

Asian

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i want an Audi tt roadster, it's German its cute and its got lovely rings on the front, and a cute bumpty


in black, upgrade the horse power, and add spinners, o o and get one of my friends who does air brushing to air brush my name an Mango style pic on the sides
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: R U Hot?

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QUEEN VICTORIA said:

Asian said:

i'am hott

qeenie siso meai hott ho na


2 much



hi sharam arthie hai
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: Cars

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SKKKKKKKKKKKKK


YOU sona man mona


all lovely jubbly cars
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: PPL LIVING IN ISLAMABAD

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shahrukh khan said:

whats price of chicken spread now?




i donno i can ask my khan for you


hes was born in pak, lucky little so and so
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: R U Hot?

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SABZ PARI said:

han han   u r so hotttt


may nay hath laga kay dekha thaaaaaaaaaa
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



iss baat per MUWAH sis

try it its fun
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: Auto Show

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shahrukh khan said:

Bazigaar said:

Asian said:

no we drive cars that actually make sense it its purpose, we are not into big stupied features more of a style and performance people



excuses excuses, in simple words, u can;r afford to drive big cars


see her in ferrari


hahahahahahaha


its wide as hell but their is a good reason for that

Amercian cars are just wide because the people eat to much everything is "super sized" and "dunk n donughts"
one in ten women in the westurn world can cook so its alot of issues attrabuting to health problems

in the EU we look at not just whats good for us but the Enviroment too. thats why the US dident sign up to the Koyoto agreement

couldent get out of their big bum cars


Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: what u want paisa yah izat

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Money dosent get respect. look at paris hilton, she has money? but respect? lol Hardly lol

i would rarther have respect then money


thats why i wanna be a Corprate Lawyer

muhahahahahahahaha well yeah inshallah i want to be

but i couldent do criminal law, the money is good in the

large London legal firms but i couldent defend a murder, a rapist, a fraud, thats why

moral fibre before money

its how Pakistan was made
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: HELP ME PLSSSSSSS

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why will she not let you go?>
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: R U Hot?

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i'am hott

qeenie siso meai hott ho na
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: LadOoOOoO ke DukhaNnNNn

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i got another B on my exam, DAM THAT BLOODY B, one mark off an A again , i need exam pratice ask me any legal question you like


Muwahhhhhhhhh sk
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: LadOoOOoO ke DukhaNnNNn

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shahrukh khan said:

i want ladoo and ghulab jaman




Meray daddy (ALLAH us ko bakshay inshallah) he loved ghulab jaman, they were very oily i never liked them but i give them for Khatum , i just get my cousins to eat it instead

okie Ghulab jaman for a Ghulab jaman like yourself


here you go and your card is in the post but its a little big ok
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: R U Hot?

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lol i will let my fan club tell you how hott i am, hehehehehehehehe


i'am cool Faslibadian jo hoon
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: where is asain

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hello idder kaya ho raha hay
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: Guess whos back

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aur be bhoot kuch bool hai


likin tum to gol gol ho na is liyah


no worries o well

i want Barfee, idder Cardiff meai Barfee nahie miltee na
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: I HAVE A PROBLEM

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cutefriend said:

chalooo yeh keh ker tum khus ho jaooo





jhoot he kaya hai>



na only one man in my life,m i change his nappy and he liks to give me paintings, and fall asleep on me, my nephew

chota sa, pyaara sa, niki se, Badmarsh
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

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nahie Khan se love huwa


meai kaya karon o well lol


so kissy ke pass hai BARFEE?
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: Auto Show

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no we drive cars that actually make sense it its purpose, we are not into big stupied features more of a style and performance people

i will have you know the Europens are the first to test out modern tecn into the motoring designs

Amercians are about Mods

europens are about style and class as well as performance,

ok it can run, but how much petroll can it take to run?

you look at the british produced cars, the Nobel for example. everything is hand crafted and has been tested to high standards,

amercian cars are big blobs of colourfull plastic

after all we are the first to pioneer carbon fibre

so NA NA NE NA NA   
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: Yaroo Sab Mil Ke Duaa Karo

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everything will be ok, just pray and take care of yourself, dont get too worried otherwise you will make your daddy (uncle ji) worry too

Allah kher karay ga
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: Tattoos.......

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SupidGuy said:



Asian:-
who told u that Petrol work for Taking nazar???????i thought that was you on last 14 August who thrown A Bottle @ Me




lol nahie nahie

i'am a achie se, pyaarie se achie bachie


meai aur sharaatie? kabi nahie

wesay tum intay kalay kyion ho? heheheheh
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: R U Hot?

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Frankenstein said:

2hot2handle..lolz
the guage got broken





koon?


hahahahahahhaa
Posted 15 Feb 2006

Topic: what u want paisa yah izat

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izzat first and formost,


with izzat comes understanding,

and from understand comes desire

and from desire comes drive

drive leads to sucess

and then Money

it's a knock on effect
Posted 15 Feb 2006
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