Doctor Sam said:

dee dee asian.. aap mujhe barfee dain gi..?

depend kerta hai, kamra saaf kiyah?

Bitoo said:

KON KON KHAILAY GA

meai

Bitoo said:

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manay mob lay leya.

yahoooooooooooooooooooooo

.COM

rapunzel said:

munna bara ho raha hai

shaadi karado us ke, Nigerian bride se

yeah fragi bo bo where are u, i got no one to bug

Why have men got to stair?


why is their never a decent smelling nail varnish remover?

why is it that people think if your not engaged or married at the age of 18 u have achieved nothing?

why the sun yellow?

why is it that people bad mouth the Europen union, more then half of the uk's project is funded by the EU?

why do people who come from pak think desi's cannot understand urdu or Punjabi

why did ferrari not win the champion's title last year?

why my hair go light brown in the sun, then i end up looking like i dyed it

why are you such a baby?

why is your nose so big?

Mallak.. said:

what makes u think im "apna?"

just the name, anyways u are what u wanna be so lets leave it at that



i need to go cold clutch purse hunting,

To be judged by ALLAH, and gain entry into heaven


their is no such thing as a perfect life, what dosent kill you only makes u stronger :)

cutefriend said:

motto y r u surprised ?

o nothing i just dident think apany did date, like, me and Khan whenever we have been out, we like have been relaxed about it, if someone tags along (i.e 12 girls lol) then o well, my Khan is scared of my girles, say they are all touch feely, lol only wanted to see his six pack lol

o well, ZAMANA na

Bitoo said:

mia kel say forum mai nahee aoo ga.

awwwwwwwwwwwww dont be like that, idder dee dee asian ke pass beto, ye lo Barfee, aur toy ab araam se bet ker khelo okie

Rohail ahmed said:

plzzzzzz
is bachay ko chor dain.
becharaaaaaa


       DAID PAO


BITOO BETA AAP KA PAMPER TOW NAHEE GEELA HO GAYA

u are changing it

hi we okie how are u?

Rohail ahmed said:

cab anybudy ask to bitoo.

what did miss madiha with bitoo.

bitoooo
r u remember?
oh baby..........
such moments occurs in the ups and downs
jeb insan kisi ko mo dikhanay k qabil nahee rehta

get well soon

we are all okie

tum sunnow

cutefriend said:

oyee motoo online a ker offline bhi ho gaye

koi posting tu ker jati

sorry kaal raat, auntie ayie thie, us ke Bhongies ko suna para, its the whole "tu 19 ban ne wallie aya, mangeen nahie kerdiee, vaya kado karay ge"

"University vich tinu kee milna? Handee paka rotie paka"

this one is my personal fav bhongie "tera qool pessay nahie ha na, factory vich kaam ker, fir pesay joor ker, apnay banday nu bula pakistan to"


Jab shaadi nahie ke buloaw kiss ko?

bunch of unpaars

Aainy said:

Which of them is the coolest one?

i say none

cutefriend said:

Asian said:

cutefriend said:

thx god ke wires sahia hian

ice cream isi liye itni motti ho gaye hoooo

yeah right, i have lost loads of weight, dont hate me

because u want to date me, MOTA

ohh hoooooooo
its my gudnesss if ai hv a date wid u
ha haha
and i m not motta
i m handsomeand ....... guy

get real u wouldent be able to afford me lol, ek Bangali larkay meray pecchay para haan, jaan buj ker us ke samnay menay Janwar ke tara khana khiyah hai

i can be naughtie when i went to, and i burp like a man to so na na ne na na

javad said:

hi all

janab kabhi socha hai k ghar ki murghi hamesha daaal barabar kion hoti haiii...
akhir hamen kia chahyee????

u can't keep a chicken in the house in the uk. you'll get done by the RSPCA

infact i have 11 chickens, all from Lahore, all wear white chadars and drink a heck of alot of PG tips, (aunties)

Nahie yaar, i hate missed calls, usally meray friends essay kertay hai jo koi Trouble ho,

i dont think its very polite, if you call and hang up, but atleast leave a message

okie continued:

Khan i met on a wrong number , strange but true

He's ok, his family has backed off, his perents even wannna meet me , i have decided to go in a mini skirt and fish net tights with shiney knee lenght boots, (I'AM KIDDING LOL )

i got one bro and one sis, my sis is the eldest, then my bro then me, my sis is a full time pain in the Bumty. she's into being polite, she wants to be a Fashion designer, my bro works, i mostly make fun of him and spend all his money i call him (Papa smurf, Fatty, Baudie locks (he's bauld), chamak challo, and Bauld gates (bill gates wannabe hehehehehe)

i'am the youngest it's my job to be annoying


my fav place is the beach

frankie:

1, to keep myself fit, i try to eat the right foods, apna khana is more better then the gora pakora processed foods, i also like Physical challanges like canoeing, and rock climbing, i also do Aerobics, somethings grovey about dancing around your living room to pumpy music while looking like a fool

Javie:

okie hunny MUWAH


Heart_Hacker

1, my first name is Firah, my mom gave me that name, but she prounounced it farah. she use to say i was very shaartie when i was younger, so firah was only used when i was in trouble,

2, Fav day in life? lol when i ment my Khan lol. We had to spend all day running from my aunties, because it was a chance meeting, we had to pick up my bhabi from the airport, so we went into london shopping area for a bit, My bro called me saying he wants some kebabs from one of the resturant because he was working that day so he had to stay home.

myself and my friend went into a pakistani resturant, and Khan phoned me to ask where i was, (i made him dress retro, otherwise if he was in a suit he would stand out) he came and i could see him comming towars me, on the other entrance my Fat muj of an auntie was comming , their was only one pillar dividing him and auntie, so before he could reach out to touch my arm, i shouted

"AUNTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" the whole resturant stoped,

she looked at me in shock then said "NE TIYAH TINU KEE HUYA? PAGAL"

she got her food went and sat down, i sat behind the pillar with khan he smiled and started laughing, the kitchen workers seen all this happening, they were cracking up laughing, gave me the food for free,

Never let it be said that friends can never help u out in Love, i had 5 girls including my sis as lookout for me lol, it was really funny when i seen him for the first time, because i was nervious, the fist thing to come out of his mouth was "My God, your Beautfull"

lol my fav day

3, When my mom went, i held her hand all night praying, the doc said she was to go in a few hours, that was on a wednesday, she went on a friday, ALLAH us ko bakshay, i was really screwed up for the next few months, but i kept my faith in religion, a wise elder told me on friday the gates of heaven are open so no judgement takes place, and that she's always with me, even complaining about the fact i never put enough sault in my handee when i do Khatum on Thursday , i love her alot, still do, miss the way she use to let me stay up to watch wrestling even on a skool night lol,

Mallak.. said:

i stayed up all night, kept talking to this girl for like eight hours non stop....and now we are going tohave the perfect first date ever.

u date?

mughl-e-azam said:

Khanie Punjabi is the best pathano say to bolne nahi hota sedha am udar gayi thi udar am ko logon nay thoday maray batao bhala ye kon see zuban hai

chipkali

mujay nahie parwa ke ek punjabie larkie ne ek khan se pyaar kiyah, pakistani hai aur musliman, in my book thats enough


mugs PIDA

Bitoo said:

DAIKHO TUM BURA MET MANA NA PER TUM BUHAT GANDEE HO.SACHIIIII.
YAHA SAY JAO KISI OR FORUM MAIN.ACHA.
WERN ATUMHAIN PATA JB KA ADMIN MERA FRI HAI .WOH TUM KO KAHA GHAIB KER DAI GA KISI KO PATA B NAHEE CHALYAY GA.


SAMGEEEEE

your thretening me with admins? PLAYER PLZ, menay khoob admins ko heach de hai , Janubaba knows

meai tum ko Wedgie do ge , woh be thap kay, pir tum jesay chotay bachay ko Birmingham lay ker jaow ge, saara din tum meray bags pakro gay

BoRnFl_iRt said:

ISLAMABAD ...

So Asian U Wanna Come To ISB LOLZZZ ...

why is your eye twitching hehehehhe

yeah i wana go and get a house their

Bitoo said:

MUJEH NAHEE PATA MUJEH GUEST OF THE YEAR BEN NA HAI.
ASIAN GANDEE KO GUEST OF THE WEEK KEYO BANAYA.


MAI BANOO GA.MUJEH NAHEE PATA.

ABHEE ISI WAQT BEN NA HAI

Dont hate me lol not my fault i'am so yummy lol heheheheheheheheh


nappy saaf hai tumarie? ya pir uncle SK ko bulaow

i managed to put half the tub of Laala marich, into the Bryani, OPPS

Doctor Sam said:

Bitoo said:

TITLY HOO MAI TITLY HOO.THANDA PANI PEETY HOO

ooh really...

us ko injection lagaow