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Topic: Guess whos back

Asian

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waffa said:

aray pani tu sawab ka kaam hai pilana aur aap ......touba





..........sharab
Posted 14 Mar 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

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what the hell? listen munchkin. i wouldent spit on you if u was on fire, so hell no to a voice chat ok
Posted 13 Mar 2006

Topic: Happy birthday asian

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Sai party nahie ke abhie say, ek kaam kerthie hoon, sai party ho na end of month per pir upload ker lo ge



i got to get use to my digi camera first too


its a Sony , i got for anything got to be sony, except for Playstation, i am a devoted XBOXER
Posted 13 Mar 2006

Topic: Wt Ur Eye Brows Say......

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SALL said:

u gave the answer asian
if u dont have eyebrows u r an alien




yeah but dont u think aliens want to know what theyre like na?
Posted 12 Mar 2006

Topic: Happy birthday asian

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thankyou peepz



i was so annoyed, birthday ke din per, kaam per buliayah gay. i had to fire 2 girls off the fashion show, i came out the office and i got half the building staff singing "HAPPY...B.." ahhhhhhhhhh to much


i came home i said to my bro NO BODY TALK TO ME, because i was in a bad mood, then i got changed into my night suit grabed a tub of ice cream and my teddy, and walked into a suprise bithday party, so half of cardiff has seen me in my "glamour puss" night suit


SO EMBARRISINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

my bros pay check is missing some cash so when he gets that, THEN we are having a proper party, i got a digitial camera for my b.day coolllllllllllllllllllll

i will take some pics and upload them
Posted 12 Mar 2006

Topic: ~Europe, UK, Pakistan~

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new_beau said:

Salam, Hello, Hi, Hola, Bonjour, Yo Man

Its 6pm in Dubai..I am leaving Office going home early for Packing. Travelling tonight to BERLIN by Airfrance.

After Berlin some other Destinations in Europe. Then 2 Days in London..After this 7 days Trip. I'll be in Pakistan for 12 Days.

I'll be Updating this Topic upto 01st April which is my Arriving Date back in Dubai.

Wish me A Happy, safe and Enjoyable Journey




have a safe jorney, hay check out Oxford street, its like the shopping heaven and the london eye, get someone to take your pic in a capsule, u can see EVERYTHING from up their

cool have a safe trip and inshallah come back safely
Posted 10 Mar 2006

Topic: Wt Ur Eye Brows Say......

Asian

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what if u have no eyebrowns and your an Alien
Posted 10 Mar 2006

Topic: ~ sab se bura SIG ~

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in english
Posted 10 Mar 2006

Topic: Guess whos back

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cutefriend said:

Asian said:




no sugar no tea

Pani peeaya karo



woh bhi pi layen gayen per
pehlye sugar


no pelay pani
Posted 10 Mar 2006

Topic: O TWADIE

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cutefriend said:

ha hah ah ah

arye try tu kernye do yarrrr




nahie yaar try maro gay na, to pir thapar maar do ge woh be ketchup laga ker
Posted 10 Mar 2006

Topic: O TWADIE

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cutefriend said:

ha ha ha tt main zara bhabi jeee ko phone ker ka aya
ke yeh moto line per hai




, na tt belongs to bhabi,


not my fault if i'am a Smooth Operator   
Posted 09 Mar 2006

Topic: Guess whos back

Asian

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no sugar no tea

Pani peeaya karo
Posted 09 Mar 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

Asian

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cutefriend said:

Asian said:

small words for a small minded person, bolnay do jo be bolta hai, fitraat hai is ke

wafa fighting nahie bass ek chotay deemag se chotie baat nikul gayie ab tap raha hai, tap ne do







dont give me that, look he is BANG out of order for saying what he has, look i work in a pressure enviroment, if i am not stewing in the board room i'am hanging off a clif, if i can turn around and tell an AM to bugger off, he's nothing to me

"JESI BAAT, VESAY JAWAB" just because i am Punjabie donsent mean i cant love, be with, marry a Khan. he can impose his STUPIED, PINDO, STERO TYPICAL ideals on a village girl, BUT NOT ME, i eat people like him daily

all i got to say about it

i'am not stressing about his bhoota going red, so why should U?

i find his remarks DAM OFFENSIVE, as to imply, Punjabies should only marry punjabies and also they are Offensive to khans, whats he trying to say that they are not human?
Posted 09 Mar 2006

Topic: Guest Of The Week(Teen Tracker)

Asian

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if u could be a cartoon who would u be and why?
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Birthday Drama

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no its more of a "PAGAL SADDANAN"


anyways i need 5 hours to block any ideas?
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Logo Suno

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shahrukh khan said:

yeh batao mere marne par kisko sab se zyada dukh hoga?




mujay
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Pray For Me

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madgirl said:

SALAAM to all jbians,
hey guys now i days im facing alot of problems that i cant expalain all of them but i just wanna say to u ppl that plss help me through ur blessings n prayers,as it is a really bad time for me n my family.So it is my request to all of u to pray for me n my family,n also remember me,
once again i request u ppl to pray for me that i may succeed in acheiving my task
THANKS ALOT
n tt,hh,qv,sp,cf,rap,n all of jb members im missing u alotttttttttt
i love all of u
ALLAH HAFIZ




will pray, have a little faith, sunshine is comming INSHALLAH
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Please Pray

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SupidGuy said:



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
yaar i have a friend whose mother is patient of Bone Cancer...
Please yaar Sab Duaa karna....Yaar he is litrally a Cherished Person....but when he told me.....yaar uss ki aawaaz nahi nikal rahi thi...........it looks ke yaar uss ki aawaaz kaheen bohat door kisi gehraai se aa rahi hai....really woh bohat acha banda hai.......
Please yaar sab Duaa Karna.....its my request .....




Regards,
Ur's SG....








INSHALLAH sub kuch teek ho jaya gaya, ALLAH ke ghar meai deer hai undeera nahie i will keep her in my prayers
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Signature Of The Week

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cool
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Allah Keray .... !

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new_beau said:



Jo Mujhay

Call

na keray

uss ka

MOBILE

toot

jaye

CHARGER

jal jaye

uss ki

SIM

kharab ho

uss ki

SMS

kaam na keray

ussay

ROAMING

peray

hamesha

CARD

daalta rahay




menay kabi tum ko call nahie ke, aur mera mobile fine hai
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

Asian

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small words for a small minded person, bolnay do jo be bolta hai, fitraat hai is ke

wafa fighting nahie bass ek chotay deemag se chotie baat nikul gayie ab tap raha hai, tap ne do
Posted 08 Mar 2006

Topic: Birthday Drama

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SALL said:

asian puter
tu vyah kyun nahi kardi


--> coz i ve better things to do



hahahaha my line is ually "minu kuriyah changiyah lagdiyah"
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: MISS CALLS

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samreen malik said:

if i get miss calls 4rm unknown # i usully ignore it agar koi jan pehchan ka keray to me bhi usay tang kerna shoro ker deti ho phir woh khudi baaz ai jata hai




lol meai usally join in kertie hoon, koi mujay tanng karnay na, pir meai us ko ganay gar ker sunnatie hoon lol


scary stuff
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: BITTO,S CORNER

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ayeshaayesha said:

PINGU or KALLU?



pingu the pengiun


kallu is tt
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: BEST PARKS OF PAKISTAN

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i know i want to go, but i would like to go sight seeing , and speak funny urud just to annoy the shopkeepers


"meai vaaaalat se aayyyyieee hoon app ke milk meai seer karanay kiliyah"

the right verson is "meai velat se ayie hoon app ke mulk meai sheer karanay kiliyah"

dont it before and comfused my Bhabi when she came, funny as hell, she was saying horroble things in Punjab, and then i answered her back in punjabie it was a bit of a shock to her
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: Guest Of The Week(Teen Tracker)

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tt in love? hi hi


did u have to dance around the aunties like me?

who was the first to say i luove u?
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: BEST PARKS OF PAKISTAN

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ayeshaayesha said:

Asian Bitoo beta pak ki nahi parks ki baat kar raha hay



likin pakistan meai saaf parks hai na, idder to tand be hai aur kharab loog be parks meai retay hai so
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: BITTO,S CORNER

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eh?


itna kala hai na, us na new naam hai PINGU
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: BITTO,S CORNER

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Bitoo said:

very simple
if u accept it?

the answer is

aap k demagh ko wash kernay ki zaroret hai.

actualy aap k mind ajeeb ajeeb say khayal isleyeh paida ho rahain hai.keyo memmoery main thori c problem ho gaeee hai.
jeb b aap k mind main asay question paida hoo tow apnay sir per 10 kilo wala stone rekh ker hoob socha karain phir gradualy aap k mind main isterha k question ana bend ha jaey gay.

any thing else?
ho na mr lajawab




u still havent answered why u kala?
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Topic: BEST PARKS OF PAKISTAN

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never been pak
Posted 06 Mar 2006
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