i like it fahad

wasay from which site do u look up these lyrics...i use songlyrics.com.what about u

do u remember
it was the latin summer night
do u remeber baby.......

it was the latin holiday
do u remember

i want to tease u
plz u

summthin' like that

i am not waiting   

wasay RANI u ve copied that joke...the topic starter joke...i have the same joke in better form idea is the same laikin stilll have a look at it :

Adam and Eve
Adam and eve were in the garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long and Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God if they could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you you can ask me anything.
So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the sunset....But I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath away.. Why God, did you make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that is easy, I made her that way so you would love her, Adam replied well, it worked But I have another question.. I touch the cool water and rub the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I touch Eve and it is so wonderful my heart almost stops.. God, why did you make her that way?
God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you;d love her..well Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more question and I don't mean to question your wisdom or anuything, but God she is stupid, why did you make her stupid? God replied my son that is easy I made her that way so she would love you.

ajj kay match pay maira 2 khoka
pak par,jo jeeta wohi sikander
kia bolta hai partner
tu bhi kuch invest karday
srilanka teri apni team hai
kitnay tyme kay baad pakistan aai hai

damn iam lookin' good

far a part from the topic includin' the 2nd last post of u tarash

what ru ppl upto

Dear Deewana Mastana,
Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KAR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I’ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel DARR from me. You’re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMATVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s no KHAL NAYAK like you. And he’s my real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.
Yours Faithfully,
GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI

yaar iam not makin' all this stuff

u mean to say daily wages
no way

boss ka ilaaj karwa mr anderson
picture nahee change hogi

aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....

kya aankhein hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai......
aisa lagta hai ke jaise peepal ke pedh se bhoot utar ke aaya hai!!!!!!!!!

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen...
....cheers.....!

Mere marne par tum aansoo mat bahana,
Mere marne par ae dost gam mat karna..
Meri yad aaye to sidha upar chale aana

ya right

yaaar sath main kamra bhi tu hai

u gave the marks to yas.
his answer was a total absurd.
hassan was the king of morocco
from 1873 - 1894.it was hassan II
who was king from 1929 to 1999
and MOHAMMAD VI i said b4 is the
king of morocco since 1999.

p.s: now i really deserve ten marks   

kaun sallu,paan wala

shahrukh khan said:

next question...

Name the king of Morocco? ( 5 points)

my answer was right,
1999 July 23: Hassan dies in Rabat from a heart attack at 16.30.after him MOHAMMAD VI is the king of morocco

p.s:good general knowledge

i never lie

cant help fighting doc...why dont u just move ur topic from here ...supid followin' is for u:

*its bad not band*

yaa i admit atif kay songs fit hai but uskay nahee hai...u dont know technically atif can sing on very high pitch but cant come back from there...while farhan the vocalist of jall can do it easily...secondly atif's voice has some rigidness while farhan has very soft voice...the 1st i heard atif i was like he is 2good...when i heard jall the real one..its like yaar yeh kaun log hain saray ganay ka satyanass kar rahay hain...when i have gone through the story pata nahee kion atif mujhay theek nahee lagta
we should condemn the band ppl

larki:main teray pyaar main pagal
larka:tu pagal khanay ja yahan kia kar rahee hai

supid no offence or panga

ash is a splash
looking awfuly good
salman as ever bonga bakheel
yaara ab tu ash ka new affair bhi khattam ho chucka vivek kay sath...next victim would be ethen hunt
i mean tom cruise

i have another letter check this one out :

Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,
KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE. I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA…so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.
KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.
Yours Sincerely,
DEEWANA MASTANA.

"luv hurts when u breakup wid sum1...it hurts even more when sum1 breakup wid u...but luv hurts most when the person u luv has no idea that how u feel."
does that special person know about ur feelings????