Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si
Kabhi khushi hamaray sath sath
Kabhi gammon ki barsat si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi tofanon main bhi hain rastay
Kabhi manzilon ka pata nahi
Kabhi do kadam pay zindagi
Kabhi saddeuon tak intizar si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi her pal emtihan hai
Kabhi bin mangay enam hai
Kabhi kuch nahi
Kabhi sab kuch si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si

i have gone through the whole "s" section in the dicionary laikin cudnt find ur nick...which language is this..is this some kinda ancient one

doh stands for ?

tujhay kitnay paisay detay hain
let me figure out the wages
aisa kar jab tu kaam chorain tu phir
mujhay batana

every hero becomes a bore in the end
same is the case wid this topic
every good topic has to be dead one day

but at the same time seeing is believing
what'd u say now

SupidGuy said:

     
kahe ko itna Face pe Red Paint kia hoa hai

i guess yellow say tu red acha hota hai

yeh teray ankh ko kia hua

yeh hui na baat
be pure like pure
don' go for fake
thumbs up

ab tu aaadat see hai mujh ko...
deep blue version
colour change karnay say koi vocals
tu nahee badal jatay

shukria shukria shukria
supid salami lay lo ja kar
that unkle is callin' ya

ya u still weight
200 pounds i suppose

can u handle the sardarz :
u think so then try this

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way, enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari - ' Kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Sardarji came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction,peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi honda chalaya kya? When this was repeated several times the Bihari got really annoyed. He increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Sardar lying on the road,bleeding. He got down and mocked at the sardar 'Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?' The sardar said ' Wohi to pooch raha tha Mein , Honda mein brakes kidhar hain wohi dhoond raha tha'
hahahahahaa..a.a..a..haha


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* What is the full form of SINGH:
    S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.


* Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in
   it?
   Banta singh: Post office.

* Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently,
     lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
    Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

* Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par
    bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
    honge....think.............
    "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

* Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
    to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
    Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
    Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

* Sardar chaat (roof) pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
    achanak ek sardar chaat (roof) se ulta latak ke gaane
    laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hay,
    Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun

u think iam hippy
then ur crazy
supid !!!
u need treatment

hah-hah-hah
i dint mean to
point out somebuddy
it was just like a genral
knowledge question:name an animal
who laffs.i owe u an apology
yaar i really terribly sorry
..wasay i still want the name of
the animal

yeh dil mangay more

i like to play games
lakin sharat yeh hai kay
free honi chahiye,i take all my games from
my neigbors and frndz,n dont bother to return bak.
supid is one of the victims.
\do u remember
hitman 1 hitman 2
igi 1 igi 2

bahut idea laga kay supid made this topic
thumbs up for supid   
did i say up ?
tu yeh thumb auto down kion ja raha hai
u try ppl shayad up chala jaye


now cumin' to my nick
supid knows
it was not the same
when i came on this forum
authorities made me to change my nick
it was lost prophets
it was like kinda weird though
but i liked it.
now its Mephistopheles
iam now thinking to change it as well

story of Mephistopheles:
it was latin summer holiday do u remember...iwas going through the dictionary instead of course books...in the dictionary on page 1123,on the right hand page i saw a word fours lines deep from the top.it was Mephistopheles.when i saw its meaning since then i alwayz wanted to be Mephistopheles..i tried hotmail,yahoo but all was crap.u wanna know the meaning:a devil in the faust legend to whom Faust sold his soul,now y he sold his soul 'coz of the greed..but the greed was not of the money..it was greed of power n knowledge.he was a magician.

that is all i knew
supid tyme for me to
say u ASTALAVISTA BABY

pinky dont laff otherwise
u artificial teeth
will fall out side

tell me one thing tarash
n JANUBABY u2
that adam eve ka joke u
dint like it.
why dint u condemn the 1st joke
in which GOd is involved.
anywayz now its time for me
to say sorry for the poor joke
i owe u that

hah-hah-hah
seee my mouth aint red
which gives u the proof
i dont eat paaanz
infact humans dont eat paan
herbivores do that
'coz there's a lot of
herbs involved in the paan
gottchaa !!!

"If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked".
--Chinese Proverb--

gimme a break
yeh meray usss baikaar statement ki waja say tu nahee hai,i was just kiddin yaar,aur why do u care if nobody's willing to care about u.agar kisi ko app ka mazaq karna pasand nahee hai tu,they shud go to hell.
why ru leaving

n u aint a muslim right

it does not cost anything !
u can laff too
u know animals dont laff
only humans do that
laikin i know an animal
who laffs.guess which one ???

to all my frndz(the naaraazed one's) this one is 4u :

ankhon se, jab bhi hon teri ankhen juda
mann se, jab bhi ho tera mann khafa
tau jee pukare, pukare tujhe
mann ghabraye, bulaye tujhe
ke dil haare, pukare tujhe
mann ja re, mana le mujhe
sunn pyare, lagale galle
kho ja re, tu gaa le sang re

tere bina, zindagi lage saza
tera saath ho, yeh saza lage juza
tau barhte jaen raste sare, dunya peeche hum hain aage
ke dil haare, pukare tujhe
man ja re, mana le mujhe
sunn pyare, lagale galle
kho ja re, tu gaa le sang re

ke dil haare, pukaare
mann ja re, mana le
ke dil haare, pukaare
mann ja re, mana le

have u ever heard a french proverb:
vox populi vox dei !
it means voice of the ppl
is the voice of the god
if everyone's is saying
kay he steals tu he steals

that was a joke   

wasay i myself have the cd of atif's jalparee...koi mujhay aadat ki cd gift karay .waqay hee main Straight atif jaisa koi nahee...he is such a handsom rob...he robbed all the music of goher.saman what i told u ppl was right.have u heard atif giving any of the statements this is coz he is guilty.