The Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to
the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
