lolz...chal nas

Achha........Aay tay othonn aayee aay "Lafz tasweer ka roop lay ker aatay hainn"

~tasha~ said:

[1> If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side

And what about Drinking

~tasha~ said:

[2> If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Yeah Yeah...it happens to me when I read your posts

~tasha~ said:

[3> Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

She was chewing a gum when she refused my proposal

~tasha~ said:

[4> Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

Look its red...what now ??

~tasha~ said:

[5> The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.

The Posts Motto of BITOO is "MAI B MAI B or Nothing"

~tasha~ said:

[6> The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

Uss say pehlay pata hi nahin chalta tha keh ship gaya kidher

~tasha~ said:

[7> The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

Thats Why it happens to me always when I am in front of a miror.

~tasha~ said:

[8> The average person who stops smoking requires one
hour less sleep a night.

Log Cigarette peetay hi tab hainn jub unn ki raatonn ki neendainn haraam ho jaati hain

~tasha~ said:

[9> Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.
Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

Ya tou deewaana hansay, Ya phir WOH (God), jissay toufeeq dey
Werna iss duniya mainn aa ker, Muskuraata Kon Hay

~tasha~ said:

[10> Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

Aur Urdu mainn...

"Aik Dil Jala hi aik Naram Murgha bana sakta hay"

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[11> Dalmatians are born without spots.

Then who spotted them ??

~tasha~ said:

[12> Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

Aap weeraanonn main yehi research kernay gaye thay ?

~tasha~ said:

[13> The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings> or 'against' (in criminal proceedings>

CJ Case mainn hamainn kaafi baatainn pata chal chuki hainn..aik yehi bhi sahi

~tasha~ said:

[14> Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left

Thanks...for the info....No Comments on this

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[15> The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids

Matlab wohi Insaanonn waali harkat

~tasha~ said:

[16> The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee

Yakhhhhhhhhhh

~tasha~ said:

[17> Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks

Wohi Hisaab jaisay Ladies Pakistan mainn Haath Lambay ker ker kay baat kerti hainn

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[18> The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones

Not in th eposts please...its hard to read at JB's blue skin

~tasha~ said:

[19> Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

And what about Thoughts created from those cells ??

~tasha~ said:

[22> When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red

Next time I will check my tummy also   

~tasha~ said:

[23> When Hippos are upset, their sweat turns red

If everyone just turns red...why we say..Ghussay mainn Laal PEELA ho raha hay ....why PEELA...?

~tasha~ said:

[24> The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor

SRK nay jawaani mainn us eki thi yeh bike

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[25> The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney

And who roares in LOONEY TOONES

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[26> Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros

everythinsg is 010101010101

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[27> Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan

Secret Service Code Red

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[28> It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it

Dononn Fursat ka kaam

~tasha~ said:

[29> The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples

I thought its Mr. & Mrs. Kapadia

~tasha~ said:

[30> There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower

I went up through Lift

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[31> The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting

Again GAS

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[32> Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death

Then Why its always SKULL only in Harappa... ??

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[33> It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body

Awaargi Khoon mainn Hay ??

~tasha~ said:

[34> The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

And Fake Items in the necks of girls called Neckless

~tasha~ said:

[35> Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game

Ands what Goal Keeper..isn't he a soccer player ?

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[36> The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air

"Aankhonn say meray iss liyey Laali nahin jaati"
"Yaadonn say koi shaam jo Khaali Nahin Jaati"

Yeh kahan say aati hay phir ??/

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[37> Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die

Kab say gin rahi hainn aap yeh sab ??

~tasha~ said:

[38> In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling.)

as per my information this was time when Hiroshima was bombed

~tasha~ said:

[39> Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

Thanks God. I dont know Spanish

~tasha~ said:

[40> The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot

Tabhi tou pakra nahin jaata Khargosh Mujh say

~tasha~ said:

[41> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Meray sar mainn tou khushki hay bohat

~tasha~ said:

[42> The average person laughs 13 times a day

Am I an average person

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[43> Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

Yeh tou Gandhi Jee kay 3 bander hainn..Unnhonn nay kab in kay naam iss language mainn rakhay ??

~tasha~ said:

[44> Women blink nearly twice as much as men

Lo ker lo gal...Aur phir mardonn per ilzaam keh woh aankh maartay hainn

~tasha~ said:

[45> German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog

Koi puraani dushmani

~tasha~ said:

[48> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two
thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death

Slaughterer could be a woman... !!

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[49> If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

As per JB

If you receive sms....It could be from Fragie..

If you receive a PM....It could be from Mods...

If you receive a Miss Call...IT MUST BE FROM SRK Only

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[50> The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

Iss liyey Tou khoon kay fuwaray chhot'tay hainn

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new_beau said:

Thanks Tasha, Badsha

more facts coming up next.....

nb get ready!

oh..ok    

Bitoo said:

shuker hai kisi nay ad,it tow kiya k main jahil hoooooooooooooooo

Woh kya kehtay hainn keh sau saal baad uss kay bhi din phirtay hainn

Bitoo kay badla lenay kay din bhi aa hi gaye

hoya ki ???

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

new_beau said:

Aay kon aay

aey kuri aey

Kithonn phari aay

Scholl say bhaagna nahin tha na ...kuchh seekh jaatay













Thanks Tasha, Badsha

Mainn nay Spider Man Three bhi dekhi thi..Bhool gaya...

Kal raat ko "HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF PHEONIX" dekhi hay    Kya kerta aur kuchh laga hi nahin hua tha..Majboor mainn First TiME hARRY pOTTER hi dekh li

my favorite pic

nikama said:

BadShaH1 said:

itni mehnat!!
perh hi na ley banda is sey achsa!

mera bhi yehi khayal he,itni mahenet kerne se behter he ratta laga lo

Totally Agree....Itni mehnat perhnay mainn ki jaa sakti hay

tay fair ??

Sub say pehlay tou topic moved in Mohabbat Forum....


Secondly,...Mera Sig kiyun Churaaya ?



Thirdly...Mainn aik nazam likh raha hoon...and this is the name of poem....Yeh khayal mujhay apnay avatar waali pic dekh ker aaya keh jaisay yeh Bacha yehi soch raha ho aur khud sawaal ker raha ho...


Fourthly //ab baat shuru ho hi gayee hay tou...tel me..

Mohabbat kiyun zaroori hay....I am talking about GF/BF Mohabbat and then shaadi....


Iss ki zaroorat kiyun hoti hay....Kiyun koi hona chahiyey zindagi mainn...??

Srk miss calls nahin deta

Oye moby kya ho gaya Ker kay karachi bhaag jaana buri baat hay   

aur Moby gaya Bhaag

38 ka aakra...badhayee ho janaab

"Kehna keh Musafir tou Gaya"


Topic Closed

buss ker yaar....

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

jbians
ye hain meri sweet friend NIDA
naughty , innocent sweet n cool
she is so nice tabhi kuchh hi din main nida nay apni jagha bana li, she is jus like my sis now
ye mujhay kahan mili wo alag kahani hai
but main yahan lai hun nida ko aap sab say milwanay
tareef bhi kerdi hai aap sab ki
so plz welcome her

Aay kon aay











Khush Amadeed Nida

BadShaH1 said:

die die die bitch

o ki ho gaya sarkaar

X-balli said:

new_beau said:

innn dinonnnnnn

Dil Meraaaaa,

Mujh say hayyyyy

Keh Rahaaaaa

Hay Tujhayyyy bhi Ijazat...

Ker lay Tu bhi Mohabbatttttttttt

citric acid 2 chammach har 2 ghantay baad piyo, afaqa ho ga! QV ki clinic ka nuskha hay

   

Ashii said:

who s that guy in the middle ??

King Abdullah

bilkul kerni chahiyey...Mainn bhi Jub Saudia mainn tha tou ...aik yta 2 baar ki thi...magar uss kay baad kabhi nahin.. I will try to continue

Uncle Ghalib ki koi book post nahin ki

Yeh Machine Pakistan mangwa ker Wazirastan bhaijh detay hainn

Am not gonna continue it..aur koi aata hi nahin yahan

Kufr toota khuda khuda ker kay..it was announced first time in 2003... Four Years