Am not gonna read this review...Bcoz I am seriously interested in watching it

I wish they release it in Dubai as well ..Looking forward....

Iss kay gaanay HUM FM 106.2 Dubai Radio per chal rahay hainn...2 saal mainn pehli baar kisi Pakistani Movie kay gaanay mainn nay Dubai kay Radio per sunay hainn...

BANDYA....this song is on....

Kahann tek suno gay..kahan tek sunaoon

Hills have Eyes 2

Die Hard 4

TMNT - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Transformers

Jhoom Barabar Jhoom

The Last Legion

Dead Silence

***All Above and few others during last 45 Days ***

I did waqtch it on the day of release in Dubai


Its just a commedy for a comedy....to save Givinda's Career only...Aik Nakaam Koshish....

Formula Film...two Vulgar Songsss...4 Comedy Lines...waste of acting skill sof Raj pal Yadav as Chhota DON.....Very "over" end of the mmovie.,...Last 30 Minutes sudden rap up of story...

If you are really getting bored and there is nothing to do....Go Watch this Movie...

ha ha halolz...waisa bhi ho sakta hay

Tusi Bohat Changay o

Aur kab "khushi ki khabr" suna rahay ho

~tasha~ said:

nbbbbbb

kheekheekhee....

KING OF JB said:

phto mangi thee es say and tum tyaar ho gaey kichwanay k liya

shamjah kero na shaab jee

Mujrim said:

new_beau said:

NET kiyun nahin ho ga wahan ?? Nawabshah ja rahay ho kya ??


C u in September Dhiyaan say Jaana....

bus jee aap bad dua na do to INSHALLAH khairiat se pohchjaaoga

Chalo ab sukoon say rehna ....werna

Bara Hona paray ga Bitoo..Bohat Worry waala kaam hay bara hona...na hona

Photos No Personal Requests pls

Bitoo ...Aik Moon aur Aik apni pic mila ker dey dena inn ko

Another FACT...



Jitna time mainn nay iss topic kay reply mainn lagaya hay..utna time mainn nay pichhlay aik maheenay mainn bhi JB per nahin lagaya

~tasha~ said:

* Contrary to popular beliefs, chocolate does not cause acne

Saanoon Ki

~tasha~ said:

* Crickets hear through their knees

Ho Hye...tou Kaanonn say kya kertay hainn

~tasha~ said:

* China is the world's oldest known continuous civilization

And will be the last too..Yajooj Maajooj

~tasha~ said:

* A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood

Wohi DIL waala hisaab ..itnay tukray hotay hainn tou SUR niklata hay na

~tasha~ said:

* 75-90% of primary physician visits are due to stress

Saada Insaan...Aik zara c beemaari kay liyey bhi Doctor Dhoondhta hay

~tasha~ said:

* A full moon always rises at sunset

Uss waqt mainn Office kay ander hota hoonn..Kabhi dekha nahin

~tasha~ said:

* A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks

FETUS kya hota hay

~tasha~ said:

* 1 in 5 of the world's doctors is Russian

Male or Female ??

~tasha~ said:

* A Woman's heart beats faster than a man's

Jhoot bol ker derti jo rehti hainn Yeh Mard hi hay jo Jhoot bol ker bhi Face per kuchh zaahir nahin honay deta

~tasha~ said:

* Annual growth of WWW traffic is 314,000%

And JB is one of the causes

~tasha~ said:

* The old English word of " Sneeze" is "Fneosan"

Yeh tou LATIN word lagta hay

~tasha~ said:

* The size of your foot is approximately the size of your forearm

Ab foot ko forearm per rakh ker naapoon kaisay keh barabar hay ya nahin

~tasha~ said:

* The sun is 330,330 times larger than earth

Excess World Population ko wahan free plots provide kero aur aabaadi ko shift ker dou

~tasha~ said:

* The only planet without a ring is earth

Bcoz We believe in Direct Marriages...No Engagements.

~tasha~ said:

* The Snail mates only once in its entire life

Yeh baat kuchh samajh nahin aayee

~tasha~ said:

* The only bone not broken so far during any ski accident is one located in the
inner ear.

Doon kya aik kaan kay neechay ??

~tasha~ said:

* The number of cars on the planet is increasing three times faster than the
population growth

Ab hum nay CAR kay lay li..aap nay tou humainn Mujrim qarar day diya

~tasha~ said:

* Shrimps hearts are in their heads

Issi liyey mainn unn ka sar nahin khaata

~tasha~ said:

* Over $ 7 billion a year is spent on chocolates by consumers

Mainn yeh fazool kaam nahin kerta

~tasha~ said:

* Once car out of every 230 made was stolen last year

"Bilal Gunj" Lahore zinda baad

~tasha~ said:

* In just one drop of liquid, 50 million bacteria can be present

Hyeela...Mera Paseena itni zindagiyonn ko janam deta hay    

~tasha~ said:

* Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better

No sun'nay waali baatainn bhi

~tasha~ said:

* Nachos is the food most craved by mothers-to-be

Nacho Food kya hota hay

~tasha~ said:

* Pearls melt in Vinegar

And Girls melt on Pearls

~tasha~ said:

* Roughly 44% of junk mail is thrown away unopened

From my Junk Folder..100% goes to Trash

~tasha~ said:

* The Moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth
every year

Aay Chandni....Kuchh kerooooo...Chanda is going away

~tasha~ said:

* The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma

Apna khoon tou pehlay hi bohat garam hay...Coconut say aur ho jaye ga

~tasha~ said:

* The most populated city in the world is Shangai in China

Thats why I dont go there

~tasha~ said:

* The word "byte" is a contraction of 'by eight"

and what is "by eight"

~tasha~ said:

* You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

Bilkul Jhoot....Mainn nay aaj tek kisi website per register nayhin kiya...

~tasha~ said:

* When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour

And when a heart breaks...even he/she never feels who have broken it

~tasha~ said:

* Tourist visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult

Oh God..phir tou careful rahoon ga..mainn tou bohat tips deta hoon.

~tasha~ said:

* There are 293 different ways to make change for a dollar

I would prefer to print the same ..without a change

~tasha~ said:

* Your left lung in smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart

Puraani khabar hay....

~tasha~ said:

* When a coffee seed is planted, it takes five years to yield its first consumable fruit

Phir bhi log ugaatay hainn..fursat waalay log

~tasha~ said:

* The Atlantic ocean is saltier than Pacific ocean

Issi liyey Atalntic kay uss taraf aik mulk hay jis ka namak sub khaatay hainn

~tasha~ said:

* One billion seconds is about 32 years

Oh God so I am almost One Billion Second Old

~tasha~ said:

* India is the worlds largest consumer of gold

Duniya ka Aadha gold tou unn ki Drama Artist pehnati honn gi

~tasha~ said:

* More people use blue tooth brushes than red ones

I use white one

~tasha~ said:

* Indoor pollution is 10 times more toxic than outdoor pollution

Thats why I am always out

~tasha~ said:

* One ounce of chocolate has about 20mg of caffeine in it

Oye Maykhawro....Chocolate khaaya kero

~tasha~ said:

* It takes approximately 13 years for Jupiter to orbit the Sun

Magar uss ko itna ghoomnay ki zaroorat kya hay

~tasha~ said:

* Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite

Tabhi main nkahoon MONG PHALI khaa kay meray Stomach mainnDhamaakay kiyun hotay hainn   

~tasha~ said:

* Non-dairy creamer is flammable

Dhoodh main Baarood

~tasha~ said:

* First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom sawyer

Oh..I thought it was BAGHBAAN

~tasha~ said:

* Dog can hear sounds that you can't

Bcoz I am human

~tasha~ said:

* Eating about twenty tart cherries a day could reduce inflammatory pain and headache pain

Khaanay gaya tha ..magar Maali nay pakar liya ...aur phir

~tasha~ said:

* Every 25 miles a car produces one pound of population

I travel on my car daily 70 miles almost only.

~tasha~ said:

* It has been medically proven that laughter is an effective pain killer

Phir yeh kiyun kehtay hainn keh "hans hans ker pait mainn dard ho gaya"

~tasha~ said:

* Every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle

Yaani Ghussa kerna itna bhi asar nahin kerta

~tasha~ said:

* Methane gas can often be seen bubbling up from the bottom of ponds

Issi liyey mainn Deep Swim nahin kerta

~tasha~ said:

* More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call

I dont blv it

~tasha~ said:

* ¼ of your body bones is in your feet

Thats the power in Soccer

~tasha~ said:

* A moth has no stomach

Issi liyey tou hamesha khud kushi ker leta hay

~tasha~ said:

* A hummingbird weighs less than a penny

hummmmmmmm

~tasha~ said:

* A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel

And how much it spends per second??

~tasha~ said:

* Every person has a unique tongue print, hand print, eye print and smell

baaqi sub tou theek hay..magar Smell

~tasha~ said:

* Every three seconds a baby is born somewhere in the world

Matlab agar aik taraf say rokainn tou doosri taraf kuchh na kuchh ho jaye ga

~tasha~ said:

* Approximately eleven minutes are cut off the lie of an average male smoker from each cigarette smoked

And what about women?? unn ki tou barh jaati ho gi

~tasha~ said:

* At 40 degree centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing

ARay sayeenn baba..idher tou 48 chal raha hay Dubai mainn

~tasha~ said:

* Automobile building is the largest manufacturing industry in the world

Banaatay jao...

~tasha~ said:

* A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in a her life time

Aur woh khaati kitna hay ???

~tasha~ said:

* Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food

Bhookay kahin kay

~tasha~ said:

* The DNA of humans is closer to a rat then a cat

Issi liyey tou yeh Choohay billi ka khel jaari hay

~tasha~ said:

* Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion

Tabhi tou Himesh ko sun ker meray Pait mainn Marorr uthnay lagtay hainn

~tasha~ said:

* Starfishes have no brains

Issi liyey tou sochy samjahy baghair samander mainn awaara gardi kerti rehti hainn

~tasha~ said:

* Smiling releases endorphins in the body, which makes people feel better

Chalo phir aayeenda aap ko smile doon tou bura na man'na

~tasha~ said:

* Scientists have determined that having guilty feelings may actually damage your immune system

I am not Guilty

~tasha~ said:

* Rabbits have 60 babies a year

Thank God ...humans dont follow them

~tasha~ said:

* Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie

I use Email Only

~tasha~ said:

* 66% of home based business are owned by women

Itni Fursat hoti hainn unn ko ??

~tasha~ said:

* 160 cars can drive side by side on the monumental Axis in Brazil, the widest road

Kaash Dubai mainn bhi Aik aisi road ho..Bohat Trafiic hay yaar

~tasha~ said:

* According to research, the most productive workday is Tuesday and the least productive day is Friday

Tuesday ko Closing kerna shuru ker detay hainn na..ta keh Weeken disturb na ho

~tasha~ said:

* A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours

Dragon Fly Kabhi dekhi nahin

~tasha~ said:

* People with allergies can lower allergy reactions by laughing

Ha haa ha ha ha ha hah ha ha ha.///u r still at JB

~tasha~ said:

* Goat's milk is used more widely throughout the world than cow's milk

Aaaaaaaaawwwwww Bakriiiiiiiiiiiiiii

~tasha~ said:

* A lighting bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than these found at the sun's surface

Samjha nahin

~tasha~ said:

* Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters

Write here.

~tasha~ said:

* The first hard drive available for the Apple 2 had a capacity of 5 megabytes

tou uss main rakha kya ho ga unhonn nay

~tasha~ said:

* People who smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as a person that does not smoke

I dont smoke

~tasha~ said:

* Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue

HOO

~tasha~ said:

* Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete

Then why cant they brake concrete by hitting it?

~tasha~ said:

* 14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact

r u sure?

~tasha~ said:

* Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day

Saada tyay haassa rukda ee nayeen

~tasha~ said:

* Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb, was afraid of dark

I got JB in my life..otherwise ...mujhay kon berdaasht kerta

~tasha~ said:

* One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water

Save the Waters

~tasha~ said:

* An average person loses about 200 head hairs per day

I am special not in average

~tasha~ said:

* Lack of sleep can affect your immune system and reduce your ability to fight infections

Oopsssssssss....Let me sleep then

~tasha~ said:

* The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants

Pata nahin...kabhi utha ker nahin dekha

~tasha~ said:

* The average person will spend 2 weeks of their lifetime wasting for a traffic light to change

Yeah/./.now am in Average

~tasha~ said:

* It takes eight and a half minutes for light to get from the sun to earth

Baychaari itna safar ker kay milnay aati hay...aur hum aankhonn per haath rakh letay hainn

~tasha~ said:

* Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years

Non Comments

~tasha~ said:

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

Hyye Mujrim..Am missing you

~tasha~ said:

* In a year, an average person makes 1,140 phone calls

And SRK Makes double than this.....MISCALLS only

~tasha~ said:

* It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them

Interesting

~tasha~ said:

* The word "laser" stand for " Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission by radiation"

Thanks for reminding

~tasha~ said:

* Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second

"There two Beasts fighting in me...One is Hate and other's name is LOVE"

~tasha~ said:

* There are more than 15,000 different varieties for rice

Basmati is Basmati    

Khush Aamdeed Bablo.....Nice Nick..Nice Avatar

KhushAamdeed KM Saheb

Khush Aamadeed Haseeb

Khush Amadeed Muskaan

KING OF JB said:

haan na and es time may bi top per hoon

Only in Posts on top

shahrukh khan said:

Nb ki watt lagate hain

Fairl_Girl said:

new_beau said:

Ashii said:

to all my JB friends

for wotever i told abt myself
it was only a lie.. i ve been leing at jb since last 3 yrs

I M REALLY SORRY FOR THAT

Freddy said:

I want to say thanks to JB for giving me so sweet, so lovely so caring so beautiful wife.....

it's been 3 years when i first time came on JB ... i didn't know my life is going to change forever .....

I met a girl ... she was funny she was caring she got a heart like no one else have, she was so pure......

i dreamed about her ... In my mind

i loved to talk with her .... but i didn't let her realize that I am in love with her......

time was running after 3 years everything changed .....

i can't believe ..how can God gift me the girl i was dreaming about.....

Finally we talked to our parents they met with each other... interviewed me (tobah aesay aesay sawal pochay jatay hain lug pata jata hai ) i passed it with full marks and got my soul mate

4 months ago we got married ........

i love her so much and she love me more than anything ..
She is my Ashiiiiiii

i will love you till my last breath ... will love you more than every past day..

I apologize for telling all of you loving peoples so late ...

i hope you will accept our apologize with open heart and will wish us for a happy life   

Aik Award hum ko bhi day dou...4 Maheenay say full time pait dard kay baawajood zubaan nahin kholi    

HMM MUJRIM MILA 1

shahrukh khan said:

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

lahore nahin aana






























shukar hai

maine ussey lahoriye ke barey main bataya tha isi liye

Phir tou ussay bilkul yaqeen nahin kerna chahiyey kiyun ki aap nay bataya hay

Bohat Garmi hay

NET kiyun nahin ho ga wahan ?? Nawabshah ja rahay ho kya ??


C u in September Dhiyaan say Jaana....

shahrukh khan said:

means NB aap se shuru karna parega

Haho Aaho

KING OF JB said:

new_beau said:

Make new rulz....Jo bhi Late aaye ga JB per uss ki post deduct ho jayenngi...Ashii jaldi hi DOWN 5 mainn aa jaye gi

es terha u ki post to 0 ho jaey gi

aur you phir JB per aur 5 saal nikaal lo gay

Freddy said:

new_beau said:

Aik Award hum ko bhi day dou...4 Maheenay say full time pait dard kay baawajood zubaan nahin kholi    

ahaan toe app ko be sub pata thaa

Haan jee,.,,, Shadi Hall waala mera friend tha

Ashii said:

naya bhai jiiii
hekehekhehehehehee.. shukriya aap adaa karo hamara ab tabiyat set hai na hehhee

Meharbaani

Welcome

Mujhay tou samjhao koi

old one