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Topic: ~ Follow da command ! ~

~CHANDNI~

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koi   massla   nahi jeee.
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: WoL BhIyA HyEn NaAa

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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

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piyna pillana
ham nay chor diya chore diyya




Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Our Character...

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to    may or koch nahi janty jee
me massom na
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: DHOOM - The Soundtrack

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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *^^*JB..Police Station*^^*

~CHANDNI~

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ham app kay   dil may   rahty hayn
    nahi nahi a
   app hamery dil may rahty ho
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: JB’z DRINKIN n SMOKIN "BAR"

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hm nahi     hi hi   karo na   adiii
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: kahan ho sub kay sub mambers

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fairl_girl said:

yaar kahan ho aap sub jb members
i m misssing you allz
fragi,trash,my,cutefriend,friend 16,javad,wol,sall,adi,yes devil,mg,kahan ho aur bhi bohat hain
jb khamosh ho gaya hai na koi new topics na koi hot topics na koi new messages sub vacation per hai kia
yaar i really missing you allz really



may hoon na
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ~Jb’s Public Skool~

~CHANDNI~

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A.B.C D    CHORO NAINA   SAY NAINA JORO
   dekho dill mate toro ayee sham sohany
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ONCE YOU FALL IN, YOU CAN’T COME OUT

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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON IS...

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abb kiya ho gya
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Jb’s Members...

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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Who is the no 1 Member of JB .

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app ko kise   nay mana kiya hay yah any say
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *^^*JB..Police Station*^^*

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hm   koi hay jo mery sis ko hath laga yee   .. zara samnay to ayeeee
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: i'm drunk twisted crunked so high i can fly

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rab rakha   ka    jawab hi dayyy dooo
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Our Character...

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mera   character   is &nb sp; film may akk wife ka hay jee
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: rasmay

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*janubabe said:

chalo mujko batao aap sub ki aapki shaadiyonmain kia kia rasmay hoti hain

... panajbe tredeshan hoty hayn hamery shadi may
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

~CHANDNI~

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BOLLYWOOD MOVIE DILOGUES AND IT's ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Here is Prem!'s own contribution to the memorable hindi dialogues list:
    -1--
    "Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho, jaao, ab to sab ka muh meetha
     karna hai."
     (standing standing why face you looking, go, now we need to sweeten
      everyone's face)
    -2--
    "Parameswar ki kripa hai, masterjee"
      (who cares how the heck it happened,
       just shut up and take advantage of it.)
    -3--
    Frail girl in white salwar lying on a charpoy, dying of the hindi
    movie script writer's favourite fatal illness... yes, "Munni ko
    blood cayncer ho gaya hai"
    
    "He bhagwan, meri jaan le le, aur mere beti ki jaan bacha de"
      (hey god, if it's all the same to you, wanna trade my life
       for my daughter's?)
    
      By this time, everyone is resigned to the fact that the daughter
      will kick the bucket within the next two minutes,   just in time
      for daaktarjee to come in and check her pulse... as the background
      singers start clearing their throats for the obligatory
      "aaa...aaa... chorus
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: JB’z DRINKIN n SMOKIN "BAR"

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Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angreji sharab chakhne laga, Baap ne kabhi PAGER nahi dekha, aur beta MOBILE rakhne laga!!!
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ONCE YOU FALL IN, YOU CAN’T COME OUT

~CHANDNI~

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ---->>JB’s Rishta Corner <<----

~CHANDNI~

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What is a Marriage ??????




Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Marriage is grand and divorce is about 10 grand.

Socrates "Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ---->>JB’s Rishta Corner <<----

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Marriage 3-ring


Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.!
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *^^*JB..Police Station*^^*

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THE JUDGE SHOWS HIS CLASS



In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the Judge to answer for a ticket given to her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honour that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
her case so she could get to the school on time.

A wild gleam came into the Judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall
realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will
not drive through red lights' 500 times!"
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: mani,s joke center come laugh laugh laugh

~CHANDNI~

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THE JUDGE SHOWS HIS CLASS



In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the Judge to answer for a ticket given to her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honour that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
her case so she could get to the school on time.

A wild gleam came into the Judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall
realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will
not drive through red lights' 500 times!"
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ~Jb’s Public Skool~

~CHANDNI~

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Teacher was retiring


A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child
decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A
little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought
her a box full of fine chocolates.

A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet
of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer
brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking
from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what this is!"

She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said,
"I bet this is some wine!"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She said, "Well what is it?"

The little boy said, "A puppy
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ~Jb’s Public Skool~

~CHANDNI~

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Teacher: Where is the Mt.Everest

Student: I don't know

Teacher: Then stand up on the bench!

Student;(after standing up on the bench) I still can't see it
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *!!*!!* JB’s Rani On 9000 *!!*!!*

~CHANDNI~

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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Schools??

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School Daze



Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead. Their biggest exam was on Wednesday and they showed up telling the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything. Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question. "For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease. Then, the test continued. "For 95 points, tell me which tire it was."

Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: WoL BhIyA HyEn NaAa

~CHANDNI~

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mernay     kay bade   bhi koi bolta hay
......
Posted 22 Jul 2004
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