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Topic: ** JB Dance Floor **

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Congrats Soffia on 8000!!!!

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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once moreWajeh Tasmiya:
Operation key baad hosh mein aaney per udheR umer mareez ney nurse sey kaha:
“Abhi thori der pheley mera khiyaal tha key mein mer chukka hoon mager kuch ghor kerney key bad mujhey pata chala key mein zinda hoon.
Aapko kesey maloom huwa key aap zinda hein? Nurse ney pucha.
“Mujhey apney pairech mehsoos ho rahey they. “UdheR umer mareez jawab diya. “Mein ney soncha key ager mein jehanum mein hoon toh merey pawoon thandey nahi honey chahiye. Phir thori der baad mujhey apni biwi ki aawaz sunayi di toh mein soncha key biwi yahan moujood hey toh is ka matlab hey key mein janat mein bhi nahi hoon. Bas sabit huwa key mein zinda hoon.
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON IS...

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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Imagine if your computer starts working in Punjabi then what will happen
???

You will have commands like these on your computer:

Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef

and finally

Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syaapa Mukao...
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: i'm drunk twisted crunked so high i can fly

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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SharabiKababi Ji,
Saag Paneer de naal
Makki di roti
Naale makhan
Te naale lassi da kangni wala gilas jaroor rakho
Tuhada dhaba es lai loss vich nahin jaa riha kiyon ke lok (Grahak) nahin auende
belki eh taan es lai loss vich jaa riha ke tusin dhaba kholde hee nahin
tusin har roz dhaba kholiya kari
atiye sawad te saaf suthra khana banaya karo
phir dekho kine gahak ayende han
je es tarhaan ho gaya taan tuhade dhabe da naam badal ke "SharabiKabai Ji da Five Star dhaba" rakhna pai jao.
kiyon kee khyal hai???????????????
Rab Rakha.
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Who is the no 1 Member of JB .

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
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piyare say bol rahy bhon devdass
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Congrats Soffia on 8000!!!!

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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All in the Family!
Terrorist Attack on WTC and Pentagon.... 9/11/01

* Tony Blair: He is more vocal than President Bush. He has been branded as....
Begani Shadi Mey Abdullah Divana

* Vajpayee: Prime Minister Vajpayee offered Air Bases in Rajhastan, Gujarat and Kashmir to the United States to launch attacks on Afghanistan. The US government ignored him. Vajpayee says-----
O Door Ke Musafir Hum Ko Bhi Saath Ley Ley, Hum Rahga Ye Akailey

* Mulla Muhammad Omar: Pakistan created Taliban and installed the Taliban govenement in Kabul. Now, Parvez Musharraf is helping US in attacking Afghanistan. Taliban Leader Mulla Muhammad Omar says to ParvezMusharraf:
Dost Dost Na Raha , Pyar Pyar Na Raha, Zindagi Hame Tera Aitbaar Na Raha

* Bush to Osama Bin Laden: President Bush is in White House and the CIA workers are looking for Osama in Afghanistan Caves.
O Mery Lal Aaja, Aw Mey Galey Laga Loon, Dil Mey Tujhe Bitha Loon
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Jokes

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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Location:
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All in the Family!


* Tony Blair: He is more vocal than President Bush. He has been branded as....
Begani Shadi Mey Abdullah Divana

* Vajpayee: Prime Minister Vajpayee offered Air Bases in Rajhastan, Gujarat and Kashmir to the United States to launch attacks on Afghanistan. The US government ignored him. Vajpayee says-----
O Door Ke Musafir Hum Ko Bhi Saath Ley Ley, Hum Rahga Ye Akailey

* Mulla Muhammad Omar: Pakistan created Taliban and installed the Taliban govenement in Kabul. Now, Parvez Musharraf is helping US in attacking Afghanistan. Taliban Leader Mulla Muhammad Omar says to ParvezMusharraf:
Dost Dost Na Raha , Pyar Pyar Na Raha, Zindagi Hame Tera Aitbaar Na Raha

* Bush to Osama Bin Laden: President Bush is in White House and the CIA workers are looking for Osama in Afghanistan Caves.
O Mery Lal Aaja, Aw Mey Galey Laga Loon, Dil Mey Tujhe Bitha Loon
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Congrats Soffia on 8000!!!!

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
7928 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
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ohj kiya hoa/?
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Jokes

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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ShadiShadi

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

Yeh bhi koi baat hui

Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: WoL BhIyA HyEn NaAa

~CHANDNI~

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now   i am a died girl
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Who is the no 1 Member of JB .

~CHANDNI~

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yah     wallli ollo
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

~CHANDNI~

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yas   adiii   javad cf koi bhi nahi araha sochty hon koi or karobar karlon
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Who is Fazool Kharch? *^*Galz or Guyz*^*

~CHANDNI~

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chalo masssi ko    namstay   karo beata
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: WoL BhIyA HyEn NaAa

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *!!*!!* JB’s Rani On 9000 *!!*!!*

~CHANDNI~

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or   tum yah kiya kar rahy ho
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Pyar Se Pyaare

~CHANDNI~

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YAS DEVIL said:

kill some ppl now, since thats wat u represent...go go go go

....   why are you   loooking today soooo
khoni khoooni
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Congrats Soffia on 8000!!!!

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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kiya hay    bolty kiyon nahi may   jaoon kiya?
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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cutefriend said:

hmm,
yeh janubabe is rite

but mera groups esa nahi ker raha



   app   MUSLIM LEEG    group say ho kiya
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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cute arsalan said:

rani ji is kaasam ki mail to mujhe bhi aai thi aap bhi ushi group main hi kia?????




may be
where   r u from   C A?
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Who is the no 1 Member of JB .

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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yah    wali



ok
read   this main kal ja raha tha
> ke meri chappal toot gai
> ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
> seeta to darzi bhi hai
> darzi to kapray seeta hai
> kapray to rangeen hotay hain
> rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
> lota to bathroom main hota hai
> bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
> nal to lohay ka hota hai
> lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
> istri to garam hoti hai
> garam to Custard bhi hota hai
> custard to peela hota hai
> peela to chooza bhi hota hai
> chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
> anda to sufaid hota hai
> sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
> doodh to bhains daity hai
> bhains to kaali hoti hai
> kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
> bangali to paan khata hai
> paan to laal hota hai
> laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
> gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
> kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
> machli to achchi hoti hai
> achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
> bander to! bander hota hai
> parhane walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain jo parh
> kar apna time barbad
> karte hain.. well.. upar wale nay aap ko bheja to
> bheja .. per bheja to
> bheja, aisa bheja.... ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi
> bheja.. ye mujhe kisi
> ne bheja . isliye maine aap ko bheja.... Aap ko
> Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur
> ko Bhej Do.
> Hisab BaraBar ... :-)

Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: ~Adii ke 8000.................congrats!~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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hay na koi   
pr may tumhay kiyon     bataon   
   x man
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: lets play JB antakshirii

~CHANDNI~

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*janubabe said:

ena mena deka



a





aaaaaooooooooooooooooo      so nao   tumhay andeee ka fanda   aoo sonaoo tumhay anday ka phanda
   anda
anda    anda   aanda anda

Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: plz come back plz

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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YAS DEVIL said:

ok thats it too much good stuff
lets get back to the birds
so who wants to cut their necks

Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *!!*!!* JB’s Rani On 9000 *!!*!!*

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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and   my   devdasss/?
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: lets play JB antakshirii

~CHANDNI~

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*janubabe said:

h se ho gaya aapa uper dekh lo

oppps   
sollly
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: plz come back plz

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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X Man said:

chalo bibi...subha subha......ka tame hai ...


muaf karoo





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bass itna hi thik hay
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: WoL BhIyA HyEn NaAa

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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hay    ham hayen   devdass   hansty
   muskoray hoye
   bolo kaisy lag rahy hayen ham?
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: poetry corner

~CHANDNI~

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*janubabe said:

nice again
aapa
per mera shar to phar laynay do



ok jeeee
amy jaty hon
    
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: *!!*!!* JB’s Rani On 9000 *!!*!!*

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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and you ?
x man
Posted 22 Jul 2004

Topic: Why Why Why

~CHANDNI~

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YAS DEVIL said:

mein jeeta hoon...is competetion mein

... YAS.. what is in your hand .... waoo sparkiling
Posted 22 Jul 2004
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