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Topic: lets play JB antakshirii

~CHANDNI~

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ajj ki rat
rat bhar
jagyn gay
neend to ayee gay mager ..jagyen gay
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: Gham ka Rastta

~CHANDNI~

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Dil...Dil...
Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon....
Lagta hai... kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon...
jee karta hai, in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoon.....
nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloon....
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: Gham ka Rastta

~CHANDNI~

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Dil.Dil..
sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar aap dil ke paas hote
dil to khair rehne do kya chahta, agar aap nazar ke paas hote..
.
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

~CHANDNI~

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Funny Bumper Stickers!

Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone real bad...
Are you real bad?

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots...
and I married their king.

The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people
who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

God must love stupid people...He made SO many.

I said "NO" to drugs,
but they didn't listen.

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: poetry corner

~CHANDNI~

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*janubabe said:

JB ki Rani said:

Her hair is the color
Of morning gold
Her eyes as the emerald sea
With the soft look of love
And elegant grace
The sum of perfection to me
Still but a youth
Clad in summer attire
Each morning
She walks by the sea
And it's there that we met
In the first light of dawn
A taste of romance by the bay

Such natural beauty
Rarely you see
Her face is more
Lovely than day
And as she walks by me
She always smiles
But her eyes
Seem to look far away
Her voice is as soft
As a rare melody
Oh I long to see her each day
For she fills up my heart
Tis the essence of love
Morning fancy in gold
By the bay

She moves with such poise
As the notes to a song
It's poetic
A grand melody
And her presence is like
A fine work of art
More so than
Sunrise or the sea
So I stand in awe
And always I smile
To think that
She could care for me
And so it goes on
As a romantic verse
Each day
As we walk by the sea



yeh k iss ki tareef hai





app ki   jeee
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: ~Adii ke 8000.................congrats!~

~CHANDNI~

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kiya mistake ho gay jee
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: Get Well Soon WoL

~CHANDNI~

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SALL said:

ooo sofffiii
shoo shweeett na


aur yehhhhh adii,, huhhhh
aap ki to hum sunte hi nahi,, bolte raho


......
thanko thanko.
   wesy yah boyz ham larkiyon say jalty kiyon hayn
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: DOSTI JAB KISI SE KI JAYE

~CHANDNI~

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rani said:

JB ki Rani said:

rani said:

dr sb   app thik hein na..........:P nahi mera matalb hae app ko khod to kissi achy dr ki zarort nahi na;)


   hi   rano
how are u
yare kahan
gum ho jaty ho

yaaaaar abb JB KI RANI jo ageyi hae issi liye   RANO side pe ho geyi hae:(





ary nahi ham to jb ki rahi hayn ...ap to hamery dill ki rani ho
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: Ek ladki thi dewani si

~CHANDNI~

Age: 125
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Location:
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Funny Bumper Stickers!

Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone real bad...
Are you real bad?

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots...
and I married their king.

The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people
who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

God must love stupid people...He made SO many.

I said "NO" to drugs,
but they didn't listen.

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: kuch hum arz karta hain kuch app arz kara

~CHANDNI~

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rao_buddy said:




very nice reo ..i love this song
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: ~*~Congrats Yas ~*~

~CHANDNI~

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X Man said:

Patang urani aati hai na ..kani deni aati hai ...

abay gubara ura lay gubara....


tension zaida ho jay to thunda piyooo...

lo maza zindagi ka ....lo thunda piyoo




     app pani lao or asy bolo thanda pani mam.
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: kuch hum arz karta hain kuch app arz kara

~CHANDNI~

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rani said:

uffffffff mein kuch din nahi ayi to sab ne kay rooooooog laga liye hein appne app ko yaar sabar se kaaaam lo ......sab logggggggg





app   kiya ayee   mery dill pay sooo bahariyn cha gay
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: ! nAMe chAin !

~CHANDNI~

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nazneen
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: ! nAMe chAin !

~CHANDNI~

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SanaSana said:

ALI


I

ok my trun
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: Allah Hafiz friends

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javad said:

asslam u alaikum
aur dosto main nay jb par bohat enjoy kiaaa bohat achay log milay lekin buss abb main aaplogon say ijazat chahon ka,



meri behna,cf.ca janubabe reo. sab say mazarat
wol acha hoaa tumnay mera kaam nahi kia.
asian kalloo aabb tumhara dushan is going khush raaho


Rafi apna khayal rakhoo

aur bakii bhi meray saryy frndz

take care
miss u
allah hafiz
Javad

     nahi bhiya   asa kiya hoa kay app
ham sab ko chor kay ja rahy ho ..may appnay oghy behan kaha or kabhi bahno ko bhi chore kay jaya jata hya ....no way may app ko jany nahi dogye .....
xeplean your reson frist
Posted 26 Jul 2004

Topic: soofi suggest punish 4 ur self

~CHANDNI~

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kiya jee   bolta to
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: liberty chonk mane app ki car dako roke lan to

~CHANDNI~

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What If Titanic sank Today?
Reaction from different countries:


U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........whoelse?)

U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)

Iraq:
"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Ariel Sharon....bastard)

Canada:
"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India:
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:
"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke
liye pabandi"
(President Musharraf)

UN:
"sh*t happens right??"
(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: Get Well Soon WoL

~CHANDNI~

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sall jesa   acha koi nahi
    
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: ^^ Global Topic ^^

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SanaSana said:

hi jb's rani
how r u

/////..........me fine
what about u dear
.   sweet sis
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: which flower colore is so coolllllllll...........

~CHANDNI~

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ok reo sis ka oder hay achay achay flower   ....uplod karo woh bhi mery name
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

~CHANDNI~

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abhi laty hon zara on ki see off kar aoon na plz wait for me
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: *!!*!!* JB’s Rani On 9000 *!!*!!*

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X Man said:

parooo tum kahan hoo




paroo is tine tumhary jeeja ji ka pass hay
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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or wol bhiya kise kay oass hayn>?
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: *~*Meray Khaabon Main Jo Aaye*~*

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Queen Victoria said:

bas mujhay apni duaon main yaad rakhna
aaj subha wala sms mila?




ARY YAH BHI KOI KAHNY KI BATE HAY JEE
   SMS MILLA BHI OR REPLY BHI KIYA MAY NAHY
A BB TUM BATAO MILL AKY NAHI
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: lets play JB antakshirii

~CHANDNI~

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atbare   nahi karna   .intzar nahi karna had say bhi ziyada tum kise say piyar nahi karna......



agin A....
per app   log now start with    X LOL
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: lets play JB antakshirii

~CHANDNI~

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nice   song
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: [*][*][*]InterView CoRner[*][*][*]

~CHANDNI~

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SanaSana said:

JB ki Rani said:

SanaSana said:

oh shuker bandiii
yaar abhi pehley zara banderon keinterviews tu le loon
phir tum sab palii pali gals ka loongi

ok


i an waiting



k
........or   intzar abbb ushkil hay
dill ka atbare abb oshkil hya
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: ~ Follow da command ! ~

~CHANDNI~

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X Man said:

hmmmmmm


please mujhay saza mat dain ...main abhi kehta hon kuch na kuch ...please paroooo devdas per kuch to diya karoo

1.paroooo parooo hai ...
2.paroooo deavdas ki hai ....
3.parooo bohut khobsoarat hai ...suna hai
4.paroo make up nahi karti ...(raat ko ....
5.parooo khana bohut achaa banati hai ...
6.parooo khana khati bhi bohut hai ...
7.parooo bohut achi hai ...
8.parooo JB ki rani hai ...
9.parooo JB police station ki JUDGE hai .. rishat Lainay wali.....
10.1st n last parooo bohut achii hai .....coz main ji achaa hoon ...AAhhhhoooo
11.parooo bohut nice .cute .n Gunius hai ..


lo ji ab maain nay to kuch na kuch keh dia...

ab paroooo aap bhi DEVDAS ki shaan main kuch kahain ,,.






sooo sweet ok hanm kiyon nahi paroo zarror devdass ki shan may bolay gye but   thory dare bad plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

~CHANDNI~

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Posted 25 Jul 2004

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

~CHANDNI~

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jam say jam
jb takeray ka tab maza ayee gaaaaaa
Posted 25 Jul 2004
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