~tasha~
Age: 125
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?".
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
He replied, "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked.
"Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked.
"Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"
~tasha~
Age: 125
6648 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
yaad
saavan ka wo mousam tha….
mutti kee bhee khushboo thee
phooloN kai piyaray chehray thay
koyal kee bhee koo koo thee
aor tum thay………..!
bheega hua her pal tha
chipkay huye kapRay thay
aung aung maiN thee masti see
taiwer bhee kuch bigRay thay
aor tum thay……..!!
barish kee vo boondaiN theeN
ya maye see tapaktee thee
madhoshi ka aalam tha
bijlee see lapaktee thee
aor tum thay……….!!!
baadal thay dhuvaaN dhuvaaN
hansta tha runaaN runvaaN
her shaam mary suhaani thee
khushboo thee ,kahaani thee
aor tum thay…………!!!!
her saanse piyasee piyasee thee
dhaRkan maiN bhee haya see thee
siskee thee tarastee see
her aah barastee see
aor tum thay………….!!!!!
Saavan to aub bhee aata hai
Saaray he wo rung laata hai
Lakin aik rung namaayaN hai
Jo aata hai…aor jaata hai
Aor maiN huN……...!!!!!!
