~tasha~
Age: 125
6651 days old here
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Only you .....
I shed my feelings
The way easier
And more delivered.
Your only cause my
The awakening of my sensuality
The need for your skin
And to feel close.
Only for you ....
Lose sanity
I cross the bounds of infinity and
Navigating between clouds.
My life .....
My soul ....
My thoughts .....
My everything....Are yours.
For love .....
I am happy ......
Really happy.
~tasha~
Age: 125
6651 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Johny's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair.
She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Johny,
'There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts.'
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in,
she asked, 'What happened?' 'She knows now,' Johny replied.
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the DAMN difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!
~tasha~
Age: 125
6651 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
The world's largest container of body cream, measuring 2 m (6 ft 6.7 in) in diameter, 53 cm (1 ft 8.8 in) high and holding 1,124,490 ml (247.4 gal / 323.476 US gallons) of NIVEA Creme.
