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- If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who - doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is - doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the - doctor who doctors doctors? - "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. - Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his - own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the - doctor in the doctor's way"
~CHANDNI~
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rapunzel said:
TONGUE-TWISTERS
- If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who - doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is - doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the - doctor who doctors doctors? - "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. - Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his - own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the - doctor in the doctor's way"
SupidGuy
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SupidGuy said:
11.) Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye
lolz nahi asy nahi asy hay yah Log kehte hai bodhy wary ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye lolz lolz
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SupidGuy said:
~CHANDNI~ said:
SupidGuy said:
11.) Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye
lolz nahi asy nahi asy hay yah Log kehte hai bodhy wary ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye lolz lolz
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SupidGuy
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~CHANDNI~ said:
SupidGuy said:
~CHANDNI~ said:
SupidGuy said:
11.) Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye
lolz nahi asy nahi asy hay yah Log kehte hai bodhy wary ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye lolz lolz
SupidGuy
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
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