~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

SupidGuy says
Antie for U


Jub baat ki teri baat ki
Jab yad kiya tujhe yad kiya
Jab socha tujhe socha
Jab chaha tujhe chaha
Jub jiya tujhi ko jiya
Mehsoos bhi tujhe kiya
Ab soch rahi hoo mai baith k
Ye kya kiya? ye kya kiya?



Posted 18 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
SupidGuy said:

Antie for U


Jub baat ki teri baat ki
Jab yad kiya tujhe yad kiya
Jab socha tujhe socha
Jab chaha tujhe chaha
Jub jiya tujhi ko jiya
Mehsoos bhi tujhe kiya
Ab soch rahi hoo mai baith k
Ye kya kiya? ye kya kiya?






   achaaaaaaaaaaaaa   kiya&nbs p;  khod hi thik soch liya   nhai to hamy sahi parna tha u uncle sargam
Posted 18 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
4   ABC







Posted 18 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:

Antie for U


Jub baat ki teri baat ki
Jab yad kiya tujhe yad kiya
Jab socha tujhe socha
Jab chaha tujhe chaha
Jub jiya tujhi ko jiya
Mehsoos bhi tujhe kiya
Ab soch rahi hoo mai baith k
Ye kya kiya? ye kya kiya?






    achaaaaaaaaaaaaa   ki ya&nbs p;  khod hi thik soch liya   nhai to hamy sahi parna tha u uncle sargam


samujh nahi aai antie!!!!   
Posted 18 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says


~CHANDNI~ said:

4   ABC










antie pata nahi kahan kahan se yeah sab nikal kar lati hein?????
Posted 18 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
SupidGuy said:


~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:

Antie for U


Jub baat ki teri baat ki
Jab yad kiya tujhe yad kiya
Jab socha tujhe socha
Jab chaha tujhe chaha
Jub jiya tujhi ko jiya
Mehsoos bhi tujhe kiya
Ab soch rahi hoo mai baith k
Ye kya kiya? ye kya kiya?






      achaaaaaaaaaaaaa 


ki

 khod hi thik soch liya   nhai to hamy sahi parna tha u uncle sargam





samujh nahi aai antie!!!!   



ALLAH mian nay tumhay kiya bana kay bhaja

bheja to bheja per bhaejy may bheja   dall ky kiyon nhai bhaji.....
lolz   abb jab bhaj hi nhai to bate kiya   samgh aye gy
Posted 18 Mar 2008

sun_shine says
Salaam
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. have a very good day InshAllah

No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.


Just 3 Steps to end your tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del. Control yourself, Look for alternate solution and Delete the situation that caused tension! Good Morning!


Posted 19 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:


~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:

Antie for U


Jub baat ki teri baat ki
Jab yad kiya tujhe yad kiya
Jab socha tujhe socha
Jab chaha tujhe chaha
Jub jiya tujhi ko jiya
Mehsoos bhi tujhe kiya
Ab soch rahi hoo mai baith k
Ye kya kiya? ye kya kiya?






      achaaaaaaaaaaaaa 


ki

 khod hi thik soch liya   nhai to hamy sahi parna tha u uncle sargam





samujh nahi aai antie!!!!   



ALLAH mian nay tumhay kiya bana kay bhaja

bheja to bheja per bhaejy may bheja   dall ky kiyon nhai bhaji.....
lolz   abb jab bhaj hi nhai to bate kiya   samgh aye gy


Antie very old Stuff!!!!
ab aap ka zamana nahi raha....
Its 21st century!!!!


Posted 19 Mar 2008

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Posted 19 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
READ THIS DUAA FOR BETTER LIFE

'Allahumma- inni- ala- Zikr-ika -wa
Shuk-rika wa husni-ibad-atika'
A verypowerful Dua'a has been sent to you
What do you think you should do with it. Imagine if 1000 people read it just because of you. Jazakallah
Posted 19 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!


Men are the..........





Posted 20 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
nice 1

I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
Posted 21 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Hi
Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING day”
So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, or
Disturbed you, then I want to say just three words.

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“I WILL CONTINUE”
kARLO JO KARNA HAI…..
Posted 21 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

ek sheikh sahab 4th floor se nichay giray...
girte hoay unhoon ne dekha ke unn ki wife Rooti paka rahi hein...
sheikh sahab chilla (shout) kar ke bole Meri Rooti Mat Pakana!!!!!!!


Posted 21 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Apna mat batayo Sheikho
Posted 21 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:

Apna mat batayo Sheikho



who cares Dearie????
Posted 21 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says


Aik Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari Sheikh ne use khoon dya
Arabi ne Sheikh ko Mercedes gift ki


Next time phr Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari aur Sheikh ne phr khoon de dya
Is bar Arabi ne Till Wale Laddo Gift kye

Shekh ghusse mein: is bar Mercedes kion nhi di

Arabi: Ab hamrai ragon mein bi "Sheikhon Ka Khoon" door rha hai
Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:



Aik Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari Sheikh ne use khoon dya
Arabi ne Sheikh ko Mercedes gift ki


Next time phr Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari aur Sheikh ne phr khoon de dya
Is bar Arabi ne Till Wale Laddo Gift kye

Shekh ghusse mein: is bar Mercedes kion nhi di

Arabi: Ab hamrai ragon mein bi "Sheikhon Ka Khoon" door rha hai





ab aisi bhi koi baat nahi hai....

Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan le ga

Posted 22 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


rapunzel said:



Aik Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari Sheikh ne use khoon dya
Arabi ne Sheikh ko Mercedes gift ki


Next time phr Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari aur Sheikh ne phr khoon de dya
Is bar Arabi ne Till Wale Laddo Gift kye

Shekh ghusse mein: is bar Mercedes kion nhi di

Arabi: Ab hamrai ragon mein bi "Sheikhon Ka Khoon" door rha hai





ab aisi bhi koi baat nahi hai....



tapte nhi
Posted 22 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Srk n Sg ka tha ye joke

Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:

SupidGuy said:


rapunzel said:



Aik Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari Sheikh ne use khoon dya
Arabi ne Sheikh ko Mercedes gift ki


Next time phr Arabi ko khoon ki zaroorat pari aur Sheikh ne phr khoon de dya
Is bar Arabi ne Till Wale Laddo Gift kye

Shekh ghusse mein: is bar Mercedes kion nhi di

Arabi: Ab hamrai ragon mein bi "Sheikhon Ka Khoon" door rha hai





ab aisi bhi koi baat nahi hai....



tapte nhi


acha????
Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:

Srk n Sg ka tha ye joke



acha tu yeah SRK hai????

Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Posted 22 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 22 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of ur emai id.
Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of ur emai id.



samujh nahi aai.....
Posted 22 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
chk ur password
Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says


Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?
Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai
Posted 22 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:

chk ur password



its ********
Posted 22 Mar 2008

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