Chandani’s SMS counter

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~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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~~pari's SMS counter~~

jess jes ko RANI ko SMS karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kidding yare

   .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.

50% achay pau hoon gay .

and 100% achay pay

to ho jao shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..

Posted 21 Feb 2005

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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I made a cup of coffee specially for u.
There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet

GUD MORNING...

Posted 07 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

=: Friendship is :=

vast like
"Universe"

Deep like
"Ocean"

High Like
"Sky"

Strong Like
"Iron"

Kind Like
"Mother"

Cute like
"me"
AND

Sweet like
"u"

Posted 07 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

Gum-e-zindagi k maare hai
Har baazi jeet k haare hai
Meri jholi mein jitne patthar hai..
Sab mere nalayak doston ne hi maare hain

Posted 07 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Location:
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son,

he can't read very fast.

Posted 07 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
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Rapunzel said:
Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son,

he can't read very fast.

Posted 07 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

thnx

Posted 07 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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Teri muhabbat teri wafa he kafi hai,

Tamam umar ye aasra he kafi hai,

Dawat karo meri magar takleef na karna,

Mere liye bus Biryani, Qorma aur Tikka he kafi hai..

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

She Starts Her Sentence
With

"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

Never Ask
For A Hug
Just Take It

Never Ask
Do U Luv Me
Say I Luv U

Never Say
I Can't Live Widout U
Say I Live 4 U

U've Been Trained
Now Go & FLIRT ... ;->

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Location:
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Sardar ji: There are lot of girls who don't want to get married! :((:

Friend: How do you know? Sardar ji: I asked them!

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

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Location:
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Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily

A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I've been promoted as Branch Manager..

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

Wife: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Husband: Yes, I do. That's why it's called heaven!

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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husband.. hypnotize karna kiya hota hai?

wife .. kisi ko apne control mai kar ke apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husb... chal jhooti... ussai to shadi kehte hain...

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
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Location:
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1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz

Whn I c Some Faults
In Them

I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That

"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

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Meaning of Marriage for a man: Sacrificing admiration of many women for the criticism of one woman!

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0

Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
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Location:
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Doctor: Tell Me How Many Fingers Do U See?

Patient: 13.

Doctor: I Don't Understand

Whether Ur Eyes R Weak Or Ur Maths?

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

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Location:
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

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2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.
‘Are U going to help?’ asked his friend.
‘No, 6 should be enough.’

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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U & Me Went 2 A Wishwell,
I Bent Down Threw A Coin & Made A Wish,
U Bent Down A Litle More N Fel Into D Well,
I Shouted

Aila !
IT WORKS!

Posted 08 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says

Rapunzel

Age: 124
7072 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
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Pathan Names:
If Born In:Jungle: Sher Khan
During Marriage: Shaadi Khan
In Summer: Sharbat Khan
On A Friday:Juma Khan
In War:Banduk Khan
Near A River: Darya Khan
Near An 0cean: Samandar Khan
In A Garden:Gul Khan
In Rain: Baran Khan
On A Bus: Musafir Khan
Abnormal Featurs Ajab Khan

Posted 08 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
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BADAN KO NAO LAHOO KO CHANAAB HONA HEI
MOHABBATON MEIN HAR EK DIN AZAAB HONA HEI

AB KE MOSAM E GUL MEIN YE FESLE THEHRE
MUJ KO KHAAR AUR TUJ KO GULAAB HONA HEI

Posted 09 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

HAM FADEERON NE TO THOKAR MEIN RAKHA HEI USS KO
ZAR MILE YA KE ZAMEEN, CHAHE KE ZAN AA JAEY

HAM TO WO HEIN KE UMER BHAR NA PLAT KAR DEKHEN
TERE MATHEY PE GAR EK BAAR SHIKAN AA JAEY

Posted 09 Jan 2009

javad says

javad

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Posted 09 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
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javad said:

Posted 09 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
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*-*-*-* for you *-*-*-*

main janta hu ke ye khwab jhute hain,

aur ye khushiya adhuri hain...

magar zinda rehne ke liye mere dost,

kuch galatfaimiyan bhi zaruri hain...

Posted 26 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
------------ --------- ---------
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
------------ --------- ---------
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
------------ --------- ---------
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...
------------ --------- ---------
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
------------ --------- ---------
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
------------ --------- ---------
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN

Posted 26 Jan 2009

olldman says

olldman

Age: 124
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Posted 26 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7850 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0

Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom

Posted 27 Jan 2009

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