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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
------------ --------- ---------
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
------------ --------- ---------
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
------------ --------- ---------
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...
------------ --------- ---------
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
------------ --------- ---------
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
------------ --------- ---------
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN



Posted 27 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 28 Jan 2009

javad says
~CHANDNI~ said:

javad said:




Posted 28 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

Two types of people in the world:- Some who are HAPPY. Others who are MARRIED. .....Think again.....

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

Dear [bride's name],
Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Posted 04 Feb 2009

olldman says

Brilliant, made my day.
Posted 04 Feb 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
thannnx 2 u so mUch
Posted 04 Feb 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.





Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love,

then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.





24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.






Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...





Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...











Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!





Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...





If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.





I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right




When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you













If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??





Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!





No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday






C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.





Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..













As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..





All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...





Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........





Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....





Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!











Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..





I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!





D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)





Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!





Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!











U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!





I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....





My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!





Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.





Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!









Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!





Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!





In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!





Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!






U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!











Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'





Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.

But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.





Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn.

So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,

never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.





When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u,

Ur heart beats tells u something true,

That some1 sumwher is missing U....!





I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know.

I was questioned on the current President of USA

and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush.

But when I was asked on who I love,

the only answer I can think of, is you.











You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.





Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.

I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..





I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!





Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!






3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you.
Posted 05 Feb 2009

lildude says
Posted 06 Feb 2009

lildude says
MAIN AAPKO KIA BHEEJON?
BAARISH KE PEHLI BOOND?
AASMAN KA SUBSE ROSHAN TARA?
SHAAKH PER KHILA SURKH GULAB?
MUTHI MAIN QAAID IK JUGNU?
HONTOON PE SAJI IK KHUAWISH?
AANKHON KA IK KHUAWAB?
YA DIL KE MASOOM SE "DUA"
            K
"ALLAH" AAPKO HAMESHA "KHUSH RAKHY"
Posted 06 Feb 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
lildude said:

MAIN AAPKO KIA BHEEJON?
BAARISH KE PEHLI BOOND?
AASMAN KA SUBSE ROSHAN TARA?
SHAAKH PER KHILA SURKH GULAB?
MUTHI MAIN QAAID IK JUGNU?
HONTOON PE SAJI IK KHUAWISH?
AANKHON KA IK KHUAWAB?
YA DIL KE MASOOM SE "DUA"
              K
"ALLAH" AAPKO HAMESHA "KHUSH RAKHY"




awsommmme
Posted 07 Feb 2009

lildude says
thx
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Newton's said by 5th law:
"Dunya gol hey"
PROOF:
Chuha billi se darta hay!
billi kuttay se
kutta admi se
admi biwi se
AUR
Biwi chuhay se !
Sabit howa Dunya gol hay.....
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Sana ko Daiting ka shooq howa

Mama ly aahi SUFI
SUFI py aitmaad jo thaa


Subah howi to na SUFI thaa na SANA

3 SAAL baad SANA mili

Sath HABIB aur SULTAN bhi thy

Dekha SUFI ka kamal
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says

☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
☻True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
☻Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
☻I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Kisi k yoon bicharnay say,
kisi ki yaad anay say,
hazaroon log rootay hain,
kay rona aik riwayat hai.
riwayat tood di hum nay,
tumhare yaad ati hai,
main aksar muskurate hoon.
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
Posted 08 Feb 2009

Rapunzel says
☻Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute photographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!
Posted 08 Feb 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Aye Rabba...tu hi meri jaan...tu hi jahaan...tu hi meri manzil...
...tere ishq mein main qurban..."ju ho gaya woh ho gaya ...
ju ho raha hai usko honay dien ... aur ju hoga acha hoga ...
believe in ALLAH n urself"
Posted 11 Feb 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Rapunzel said:

Kisi k yoon bicharnay say,
kisi ki yaad anay say,
hazaroon log rootay hain,
kay rona aik riwayat hai.
riwayat tood di hum nay,
tumhare yaad ati hai,
main aksar muskurate hoon.



Posted 11 Feb 2009

~tasha~ says
Posted 13 Feb 2009

~tasha~ says
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
Posted 16 Feb 2009

~tasha~ says
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
Posted 16 Feb 2009

~tasha~ says
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Posted 16 Feb 2009

~tasha~ says
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"
Posted 16 Feb 2009

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