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Roop hai tera sona sona sone teri paayal, chan chana chan aise chanke, karde subko ghayal, keh raha aakhon ka kajal, ishq mein jina marna...... say shava mahiya ve shava shava
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Santa’s donkey
Having lost his donkey Santa, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?
"Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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Interview of a Sardar
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above S : Below
O : Front S : Back
O : Left S : Right
O : Male S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi) S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it) S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts) S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......(Our sardar also shouts)
#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out S : Come in.
O : Quiet please. S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected. S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh gothis job.
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Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "
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I love watching this show......the thing i like about the show is JOE ...he's soooo cute! yea i think the stuff they eat is nasty....and i know i am not doing that...not even for trillion dollars......i am even scared to look at a roach ....so forget the eating part....
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SMS Sport! Why are all those people running? They are running a race to get a cup. Who will get the cup? The person who wins. Then why are all the others running?!
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son. -------------------------------------------------------- A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : "You can have mine." -------------------------------------------------------- First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
...he's soooo cute! yea i think the 
....so forget the eating part.... 
