momojp18
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
momojp18
Age: 125
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Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho
teri aankhain hain ya neeli jheel teri aankhain hain ya neeli jheel so, whats the big deal
woh samne aaya woh samne se hat gaya ya ALLAH kya karoon neela ghubara phat gaya
tu meri main tera tu meri main tera era ghera nathu khera
pappu yaar tang na kar pappu yaar tang na kar le chawanni jang na kar
sheeshi bhari gulab ki sheesha chatak gaya mulla ji ki darhi meun chooha latak gaya
momojp18
Age: 125
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mann saat samander dol gaya, jo tu aakhon se bol gaya. le teri ho gayi yaar sajana ve sajana, aa sajana mere yaar sajana ve sajana. jo saat samander dol gaya, tere pyaar mein yeh dil bol gaya le teri ho gayi yaar sajana ve sajana, o sajana mere yaar sajana ve sajana.
Tujhe bharloon mein in aakhon mein, In aakkhon ko mein kholoon naa, Boloon apni baaton mein, phir is duniya se boloon na. Mein dekhoon mein baat karoon tere saath jiyun tere saath maroon le teri ho gayi yaar sajana ve sajana aa sajana mere yaar sajana ve sajana.
Tu aur kisi ka na hona, Mein jite ji marjaaongi, teri khaatir duniya se, ab tanha hi larjaoongi Meine tujuko kaha piya, yeh tan man tere naam kiya le teri ho gayi yaar sajana ve sajana o sajana mere yaar sajana ve sajana.
momojp18
Age: 125
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tum aa gaye ho ;noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche aur khuda tumse puche 'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud-kushi kar le jalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
------------Before Marriage----------- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
------------After Marriage------------- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Tich Langu/country Ta Naam hay??
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